OFFICIAL HOUSTON ROCKETS VS PHOENIX SUNS GAME THREAD

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go rcokets

I think this singer is blazian

this should be a blowout but I want to see cp3 finally play

>Houston Rockets (now with Chris Paul) vs. Phoenix Suns (now without Eric Bledsoe)

O/U Houston by 35

finish at the rim, capela

>fouling at the 3
every time

So with the Celtics beating the Dubs tonight, is the West wide open for the Rackets?

brad stevens is a great coach and the celtics are very deep. I think teams are also learning how to better play against the warriors with a seasons worth of tape to study.

what a block

Ayyy those CP3 and Capela passes are nice

Houston Rockets too OP plz nerf.

they haven't even reached their final form

3ZA

come on, capela

LOB

how are the suns this year are they any good?

not at all

BRUH THIS IS STUPID, THE FUCK, SOMEONE TURN THE ROCKETS SLIDERS DOWN.

CHRIS PAUL WITH THE STEALS AND ASSISTS

man cp3 can pass

Still like 2 pieces away from being promising. Josh Jackson could turn into Jimmy Butler if everything goes right. Booker is a solid scoring option. Bender is still untested. Need a young PG or Center to grow with the team.

RYNO

Chris Paul is a bad man

>45 points in the first quarter
WEW

Oh and Marquesse Chriss is an athletic 4 that also needs more work.

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CP3

just keep draining them

I want to see the rockets score 150 points

Lets use meme magic to make it happen

>tfw 3 good guards

pls be okay harden

Harden's okay, he's made of steel

Shake it off buddy

>CP3 ignored by Harden for the high 5
Kek

easy points

Hardens three is fucking icy

its just too easy

that euro step

beautiful

they need to clean up their defense

James Harden is fucking godtier

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HARD3N

this is only a scratch

nice pass, nene

YEEHAW

>90 point half
Wow. Go for the high score!

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Dont think I ever got 90 points at the half in 2K.

I just turned this on, what the fuck even is going on in this game? All star games don’t have scores this high

this isnt basketball...

Harden can't miss

CP3 is a literal god.

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this is advanced basketball

its moreyball

Rockets score more in one half than Dubs do all game. Warriors BTFO

This rapper has a pretty nice attitude

>Warriors score 88 in a game
>Rockets put up 90 in a half

I'm watching shaq give out presents

Moreyball unleashed

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Shaq-a-claus is back in town? nice

tickets for a suns game are so cheap its unbelievable

didn't nanoballer put up 30 on this team?

Second most points ever in a first half.

lets break a record

What's the point of even making a game thread for any team facing the Suns? It's basically a free W.

because I figured why not

suns are terrible on defense

what a botch of a dunk

Yup, THIS is probably what he was envisioning when he took the helm. Goddamn.

because the rockets always deserve a gamethread

they need to finish better at the rim

CP for 3

my boy capela got a mario nose

heh

>109 pts in the 3rd quarter

Is this the death of the NBA?

how do you keep fouling at the 3?

Not at all, user; merely its evolution. Into HYPERBALL!

That was a foul on that last 3. They're not even bothering calling them now.

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OK, this was good; made me lol. Gotta replace with Harden, LeBron, and... who would be the third there?

they just keep falling in

>the team that makes Lonzo look like an nba player getting blown out letting 90 at the half.

Westbrook or Ben Simmons

fuck the suns. if they were actually competitive this game the rockets would have to try and we'd be able to break records. But because we're blowing them out so bad we're not even trying and will only score like 140

>westbrick
Hard pass there.
>Simmons
Is he really that top-tier? We're talking the three best players in the NBA (at least for that pic), so obviously Harden and LeBeta. Curry and westchimp don't count. Gotta be someone else who's top 5/10.

I mean the only other options would be, towns, embiid, or kyrie

Well shit. Dunno, then.

>only 30 points in the 3rd Quarter

What a bunch of slackers

Simmons is a freak, dude is an elite 6'10'' point guard. I'm cool with Kyrie though from those 3.

I wonder when dantoni brings in the bench

Oh yeah, I forgot Simmons was 6'10". Big-ass PG for sure. Guess I'll put him in there for the novelty, and 'cause I'm not sold on Kyrie; seems like an ego-driven Bron-babby.

foul him for real if your going to do it

almost time to sit harden

>phoenix taking the entire shot clock every possession

They probably just wanna gtfo.

make the rebound

>Bobby Buckets
That's quite the corny nickname. Made me cringe.