Would you have sex with The Thing if it only wanted to have sex with you and not assimilate you?
Would you have sex with The Thing if it only wanted to have sex with you and not assimilate you?
Adrian Morris
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Benjamin Rodriguez
I doubt if it can control it.
Besides I remember they were all either men or dogs
And I don't want to have sex with a head spider or a wet tree of meat
Julian Jenkins
It can change into something sexy. And imagine. Every single cell of the organism wants to pleasure you sexually. Are you telling me you wouldn't want to watch it create hundreds of vaginas so you can fuck every single one of them and listen to it's guttural inhuman moans? You don't want it to shoot a tongue out of it's vagina to lick you up and down and jerk you off as you pump it's vagina?
Mason Robinson
>The Thing if it only wanted to have sex with you and not assimilate you?
Why would it want to have sex when it exchange genetics by assimilation
Tyler Gray
Can it take the form of my waifu?
Justin Nguyen
It's gay
Nathan Nguyen
Because my theoretical question dictates what it wants to do.
Yes.
Robert Evans
I don't think it works like that. The Thing assimilates because that is what it does, like you can't eat with out producing saliva.
Jaxon Perez
Are you just trying to dodge the question because you don't want to admit you'd fuck The Thing?
Parker Powell
>moans
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sure why not
Aiden Myers
>Hit its cervix
>Monsters out and bites your dick off with its new vagina monster mouth
No thanks.
Jayden Garcia
>implying the thing would bother to create a cervix and not make it just one long pleasure hole filled with tongues, tentacles, and massaging muscles
Open your mind.
Andrew Roberts
Alright I will play this game.
Sledge dogs > MacReady > Childs
I want furry dogs. Not wet and sticky dogs.
Cameron Russell
>not fucking Blair as his asshole clenches around your cock as he shouts "NOBODY GETS AWAY! NOBODY!" over and over again
Kayden Wilson
>they will never release the scene of MEW screaming while getting assimilated
>MEW will never put on a prosthetic suit with tits and scream and wiggle
Jack Sanders
...I got hard when the poor guy got sit on and connected by the naked guy...
Ryan Reed
Imagine being surrounded by the thing's flesh and totally incased in it. It doesn't assimilate you but instead rubs all over your body and jerks you off.
Bentley Edwards
So this is an "Elf slave, wat do" thread. E.G. it's shit.
Ayden Turner
You just don't want to say you would fuck it don't you?
Aiden Garcia
>chance to have sex with the girl of your dreams as the thing
>catch is that it assimilates you afterwards
Would you do it?
John Morris
I love you user and I WANT THIS NOW!
Evan Ross
This actually sounds pleasant.
Juan Gutierrez
>when it exchange genetics by assimilation
It can assimilate your semen.
Jose Kelly
I'd have sex with anything that shows a modicum of interest desu sempai
Owen Thompson
I have no libido or sexual interest, so no I wouldn't.
Justin Taylor
it is NOT GAY to want to fuck The Thing
Christopher Walker
I like the way you think
Dylan Cooper
nah, i'm not nearly that pathetic
Jose Johnson
I mean it's not like I go out raping people, and the punishment there isn't as bad as death.
So no, I wouldn't fuck my dream girl if it meant dying.