Brit/pol/ I'm off for a shit, a shave and a bath edition

>NIGEL'S FULL RESIGNATION SPEECH
youtube.com/watch?v=z-QwY0mZzuA

>When we founded Ukip, Brexit was a lost cause. Nigel Farage changed all that
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/04/when-we-founded-ukip-brexit-was-a-lost-cause-nigel-farage-change/

>LEADSOM IS POLLING AHEAD OF MAY
twitter.com/britainelects/status/750008876850900994

>FASCIST MAY FORCES TELEGRAPH TO PULL ARTICLE TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT HER RECORD
order-order.com/2016/07/02/telegraph-pulled-article-critical-theresa-may-campaign-pressure/

>ANDREA LEADSOM: "FREE MOVEMENT WILL END", VOWS TO TRIGGER ARTICLE 50 "AS SOON AS SHE BECOMES PRIME MINISTER"
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-36570120
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/03/tory-leadership-andrea-leadsom-says-she-can-be-the-new-margaret/

>THERESA MAY: TRADE WITH EUROPE "MUST BE A PRIORITY", WILL NOT INVOKE ARTICLE 50 BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR
itv.com/news/2016-06-30/theresa-may-launches-tory-leadership-bid/

>LEAVE.EU BACKS LEADSOM FOR TORY LEADER
bristolpost.co.uk/arron-banks-and-nigel-farage-s-leave-campaign-back-andrea-leadsom-for-tory-leader/story-29466185-detail/story.html

>TORY LEADERSHIP ELECTION: SENIOR MPS PLANNING ON FORCING REMAINER CRABB INTO SECOND PLACE AND THEN CONVINCING HIM TO LET REMAINER THERESA MAY RUN UNOPPOSED
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/07/senior-tories-plotting-bring-quick-end-leadership-contest/

>CARSWELL "WILL NOT STAND FOR LEADERSHIP AFTER NIGEL FARAGE"
twitter.com/daily_politics/status/749942344498151424

>SCARED ANGELA EAGLE: "C-CORBYN PLEASE QUIT"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36693835

>CHILCOT: "BLAIR WON'T BE PUT ON TRIAL FOR WAR CRIMES BUT SOLDIERS MIGHT BE"
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/02/outrage-as-war-crimes-prosecutors-say-tony-blair-will-not-be-inv/

>CHRIS EVANS ABANDONS TOP GEAR
bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36707266

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Post false flags.

>bonus if they're not just images of Jo Cox

ABANDON ALL HOPES
THE FARAGE HAS BEEN BARRAGED
BREXITEERS IN UTTER DENIAL MODE
WE ARE REACHING FATAL LEVELS OF EUROSMUG
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I REPEAT
ABANDON ALL HOPES
THE FARAGE HAS BEEN BARRAGED
BREXITEERS IN UTTER DENIAL MODE
WE ARE REACHING FATAL LEVELS OF EUROSMUG

Marion

ANYONE BUT MAY

Germany burn!

NEVER!

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calm down merkel.

Honour our dead hero /po/
F for Sir Nigel Farage's memory

REAL THREAD:

We'll migrate back here after, lads

>Time to choose, Mr Freeman

fucking splitter nonce

May will ban monsters in my pocket, you dont want MIMP banned do you cuck?

>REAL THREAD:

This thread was posted first you wog.

If only you read through the previous thread rather than wanting to start a thread of your own this wouldnt have happened

Fuck off Nigger.

the other one was made first

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wew lad that's some nostalgia

the actual thread is on Sup Forums

>This thread was posted first you wog.

No it wasn't.

But still, use one or the other then switch. No need to get your pants in a twist about it.

end it you waste

REAL THREAD

>79751214
Shh you faggot. You're thread is wank

Anyway i need a shit, someone bump this for when the other one dies

At least I can spell. And post.

Shut up Abdul

>Boris out
>Nige out
>stock market not tanking as predicted
As an burger who hasn't paid much attention since the referendum, except to laugh at some butthurt, what the actual fuck is happening over there?

Markets not tanking but golds up a fair bit, pretty sure about 4-6 weeks ago it was 850 an ounce now its over a thousand.

SMASH THAT MOTHERFUCKING BUMP BUTTOM (Y) (Y) (Y)

No, I get that, but I mean it would seem that there was a good opportunity to grow the independence/conservative wing in the near future, since the fear campaign is turning out to be in this early stage an empty threat, but all the repercussions seems to be coming down on the good guys.

Could be the devaluation of the pound i suppose.

>HALLO

>I AM KONSERVATEEV

>I AM BIG FAN OF THEE PATREE-O-TEEK BREE-TAN

>DO YOU LIKE DA CUP OF TEA?

>I LIKE THE FEESH AND CHEEP AND MOOSHEE PEE

>VOTE REMAIN

>you're

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>andrea leadsom for PM

Please fucking no.

She has no fucking Prime Ministerial experience, will be an out of nowhere candidate who the electorate don't recognize and certainly won't win in 2020.

Other then her being a Leaver, what are her strong points?

Hnnng

Morality man watch over me.

It's going to be either may or leadsom.

>She has no fucking Prime Ministerial experience
>Whereas the rest do
???

you're such a brick, based kwarteng is one of the best MPs out there and he supported Brexit not Remain you moron

>certainly won't win in 2020.

Against Corbyn's Communist People's Labour Party and New New Labour she will. Anybody will.

>1 post by this ID
>American
>Getting it wrong anyway
Good laugh if you're doing a parody of that civic nationalist retard who constantly posts the Guido video of Nadhimallah Zawal-al-wahid though

You didn't think we were actually leaving the EU did you?

She'll get us the fuck out ASAP.

Gove and May want Article 50 "pushed back" until 2017 because then the Lisbon treaty will require us to have the consent of 14 EU member states (minimum) in order to leave.

In running anything other then a joke ministry.

>Other then her being a Leaver, what are her strong points?
She's not Theresa May. That's such a strong point that it's enough just by itself.

i am sure this guy is a troll

>She has no fucking Prime Ministerial experience
>Other then

YKTD is a mess

lol this isn't even going to happen you daft cunt. why are you taking twitter seriously? shit

lol i'm on vacation in the states.

you still got it wrong, he didn't support remain

>mfw based Leadsom is going to win and deport the niggers

Why the lack of support for Gove in these threads? I'll be voting for him, anyway

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>muh Leadsom muh Leadsom

Fucking cretinous place this is, as per usual

The woman has no skills, no background, is backed by a dodgy brother in law with offshore tax haven money, no record of achievemtn, used to back Brexit and is an all round

>BUT LE MUMMY LE MUMMY SO FUNNY MEME FUNNY MEME TEE HEE TEE HEE

Fuck you all, this women will destroy the financial success of this coutnry with her shit plans to trigger article 50 immediately, and YOU will be all to blame, you and that turncoat piece os sht Boris who is also just another EBIN MAYMAYE

Seriously, kill yourself, this is fucking pathetic now, this woman is not prime ministerial activity, you should be ashamed of yourselves spreading this woman as some sort of ebin meme prime minsiter

Go back to trumpgen you retards

because he's a backstabbing piece of shit who constantly leaks to the media, no one trusts him and he doesn't have enough loyal MPs to form a decent cabinet.

Does anyone have a massive list of possible trade deals the Uk has been offered?

Need to show a non believer friend of mine who keeps saying no one will want to trade with us

What happened to the Ukip member that used to post here? His insight into the current internal politics would be welcome

Bump for Comrade Corbyn.

> t.Gove

KYS

l am a Poz-Cuckold. You want to know what that is? Well, let me explain.
The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: A black child. But the Pozz-cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little bitches. But first, here's how it goes.
Normally I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped blacks train their muscles, there skin shining with sweat and the air filled with their scent. I am already a bit hard just from thinking about it. Sometimes I cum a bit in my pants. I get out of the car and ask who of them has AIDS. Then they know what happens.
The black man with AIDS gets into my car and we drive to somewhere isolated. Then I take a small knife and stick it inside the hole of my penis and twist it a litte. In the cuckold community we call this the AIDS twister. Sure it hurts and causes me to bleed. But it is worth it.
Then the black man docks me until we both cum and I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS from this. That is the first gift. Then we drive on to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted many types of AIDS. That is the second gift. And then 9 months later the third and best gift arrives: a black child who also has AIDS.

>Ccnkslnd kswkne: went back to twitter yesterday & have 8 messages that were less than pleasant
>Laurie Penny: wow

topkek

>destroy the financial success of this coutnry with her shit plans to trigger article 50 immediately

She is going to win and she's fucking amazing famm.

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Yes for the good of the country we need madman gove.

Feeling a bit de-spirited with Farages resignation.

If the next leader is no good their support could drop, comedy Corbyn is likely to inherit the labour party whilst the blairites form their own party. Politics in the country could go a million different ways right now, the only hope I have is that if the conservatives don't get us out the EU properly people will be drawn to more extreme parties.

It's not about mummy mummy mummy

It's about who the fuck will trigger article 50 and not fuck around, I dont trust gove since he's shown himself to be a slimeball and i dont trust may because she is a childless 60 something woman who has no stake in the future of our country

Why are lefties acting like they beat Farage or laughing at the fact he stood down? He's not a career politician he retired essentially after achieving his life goal and just wants a normal life.

are you a MP?
how are you voting

kek

nth for "Blairites flinch and traitors sneer, Comrade Corbyn will keep the red flag flying here"

youtube.com/watch?v=HQTmSrC0W1c

B)

Markets aren't tanking because right after the referendum it became painfully obvious the Leave campaign was just doing the political equivalent of shitposting and had no real options laid out. Boris' plan was to come out of the referendum as the underdog who put up a good fight against the establishment but unfortunately lost, fast-tracking him to lead the Tories. That plan backfired on him and he's now hated and unelectable.

The people who move markets know the UK isn't going to commit suicide, it is obvious to everyone outside of the Sup Forums echo chamber that the UK is just going to leave the EU to enter the EEA (or get a near 100% equivalent deal from the EU), which economically speaking, is the exact same shit. The UK would have to put someone as stupid as Mugabe in charge in order to do something else at this point.

>If the next leader is no good
HAVE FAITH

How long will it take until former white Labour voters in England realize UKIP is an economic liberal party?

Labour has been losing ground to UKIP especially in the North because these idiots actually believe they're just like Labour minus immigration and faggotry. They unironically believe a UKIP government will give them free stuff, a council house and stronger trade unions.

Everyone congratulates Farage for his successful one man campaign to take us out of the EU, but I think his most spectacular political gift was convincing white plebs he will increase the welfare state while stating the very opposite.

Does Farage have mind control powers?

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Corbyn is literally the only thing holding Labour back from becoming a corporate, zombie version of itself.

Praise kek

Leadsom for PM

but May is better with her Hitlerish plans for state surveilance and wants to use EU nationals right to live here to negotiate with the EU?

Why doesnt the left take its own rhetoric?

Also, you're wrong about her not having skills:

>Leadsom worked in the financial sector for BZW, Barclays Bank, where she was Financial Institutions Director from 1993 to 1997. In this role, she was given a "ringside seat" in the collapse of Barings Bank.[7] She went on to become managing director of De Putron Fund Management (DPFM) from 1997 to 1999. She was Head of Corporate Governance and a Senior Investment Officer at Invesco Perpetual from 1999 to 2009

>working extensively in finance and hedging and raising children requires no skill

lefties are so far away from reality its really getting scary, how about you fuck off back to Labour youth you cunt?

BTW this is really nice flag
Commune of France has shit flag in this mod

can't handle all these replicated integers. kek is truly guiding us

Into my arse a load that spills
From yon big bull it blows:
What are those poz dismembered pills,
What negholes, what loads are those?
That is the land of pozzed content,
I see it cumming plain,
The happy BBC where I sat
And cannot poz again.

>This one fucking Paddy constantly shilling for Corbyn unironically and praising his greater qualities besides being principled, not standing down, and massacring Blairites
Fuck off

>mfw I just found out there's an old English saying from WW1 "The wogs begin at Calais"

I can't believe that it's literally true now.

They're retards, the fact they're leftists in the first place proves this. I used to think people in general were more intelligent, even leftists, and then I saw Twitter.

Yeah, I'm pretty down as well. I think Nuttall will be able to lead the party competently but I lament for the loss of Farage's oratory skills and general image. I think UKIP will continue to grow but at a slower pace. Currently we're probably at our weakest so we just have to wait for this time to pass.

Andrea Leadsom offers the zap, the drive, and the determination essential for the next leader of this country. She has long championed the needs of the most vulnerable in our society. She has a better understanding of finance than almost anyone else in Parliament. She has considerable experience of government. She is level-headed, kind, trustworthy, approachable and the possessor of a good sense of humour. She has specialised in the EU question and successfully campaigned for Leave and will be, therefore, well-placed to help forge a great post-Brexit future for Britain and Europe. Above all, she possesses the qualities needed to bring together Leavers and Remainers in the weeks and months ahead. I will be voting for Andrea Leadsom tomorrow.

>a shit
>followed by a bath
absolutely disgusting

why does carswell have such a fucked up face?

i'm hard as diamonds to be honest

Says more about the shitheap labor has become I think.

My last 2 digits show the % andrea leadgoat gets in the final ballot

Dont worry, it was a 1 wiper

What order do you do it in?

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Leadsom will win.

my last 2 digits show the % theresa remayne gets in the final ballot

I personally like Paul but is he the right man to turn people to the party?

Reminder that Woolfe is Nige's true successor and transgressions against the party will be punished.

youtu.be/vjDmifVhCnU?t=12m28s

>chipshop
>someone's living room

White working class don't give a fuck about labour unions. That's why old labour died and new labour are doing so poorly. They want jobs and less immigration, ukip could potentially offer that to them.

he took a powerful negro cock so hard in the mouth it broke his jaw

The cognitive dissonance between
A) Being in a constituency where most of your voters (as well as most supporters of the party you represent) are white working-class salt-of-the-earth economically protectionist socially conservative older people who are very against immigration
and
B) Believing your party needs to become socially and economically liberal, appeal to only young people through technology and talk about the benefits of immigration
is literally beginning to tear him apart