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11/16 - Bellator 188: Pitbull vs. Weichel 2 - airs on the 17th
11/17 - Titan FC 46: Torres vs. DeJesus
11/18 - UFC Fight Night 121: Werdum vs. Tybura
11/22 - VFC Fight Night: Waterloo
11/24 - ONE FC 65: Immortal Pursuit
11/25 - Cage Warriors 89: Moore vs. Cerili
11/25 - UFC Fight Night 122: Bisping vs. Gastelum
12/01 - Glory 48 New York: Vannostrand vs TBA
12/01 - The Ultimate Fighter 26: Finale
12/01 - Bellator 189: Budd vs Blencowe 2
12/02 - UFC 218: Holloway vs. Aldo 2
12/08 - TKO41: Champions
12/08 - Invicta FC 26 - Maia vs Niedźwiedź
12/08 - LFA 28: Cutts vs. Willis

TUF 26 Fights Of The Week:
>#6 Montana Stewart vs. #14 Nicco Montaño - FULL FIGHT
rutube.ru/video/4da870b2962f924fbbcbc53bf5f62d8e/
>#2 Barb Honchak vs. #10 Rachael Ostovich-Berdon - FULL FIGHT
rutube.ru/video/0164545fd58b5b8e0d056c675c1eaf99/

/heem/ News:
>UFC Sydney Aussie & Fancy Breakdown
youtu.be/ULe5IWo3KIg

>Cris ‘Cyborg’ Justino vs. Holly Holm set for UFC 219
mmafighting.com/2017/11/16/16668156/cris-cyborg-justino-vs-holly-holm-set-for-ufc-219

>The Ultimate Fighter 27 to feature only undefeated fighters
mmafighting.com/2017/11/16/16668028/the-ultimate-fighter-27-to-feature-only-undefeated-fighters

>Fabricio Werdum charged with assault for allegedly hitting Colby Covington with boomerang
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/fabricio-werdum-assault-charge-boomerang-colby-covington-ufc-sydney

>Australian TV news report on Werdum-Covington boomerang incident is ... interesting?
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/fabrocio-werdum-colby-covington-boomerang-assault-australian-news-report-ufc

Other urls found in this thread:

change.org/p/ufc-strip-conor-mcgregor-of-the-ufc-lightweight-title
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

no

That's a fighter?

Who is that little piggy

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Why do so many high level fighters look like they don't even train?

What is a fighters body supposed to look like?

>/mma/
What's wrong with you?

For /Heem/ we are here. This thread says /mma/

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OP doesn't fucking matter. this thread is better than that other cuck thomas piece of shit and it shows up in the archive so i dont really care

Hahahahaha daaaaaamn her face screams that she knows shes a 2/10

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Just throw away and step on the based name of our general. All of our wshh tradition thrown out the window.

>so i dont really care
You cared enough to change it so again, what's wrong with you?

i wouldnt say a 2. maybe a 5 or even a 6

I vote we change the name to /CTE/

>/mma/
Calendar really was the spammer all along.

You really care about the OP, huh?

I don’t care about the OP at all, I care about the name of our general you dolt

i support this tbqhfam

It's amazing that she's made it this far undefeated

You've been making threads for like the last week or so, so I guarantee you care about them more than anyone.

Dude that doesnt even hit 4 for me until im 10 beers in

it's a not-so-subtle coup by the sponsors who blame the title for lack of ppv buys

you gotta consider that she's an elite athlete and even a former gymnast too

>not /reebok/

Sure you do big guy

Has this guy really been making OPs from 11am to 3:30 am?

>inb4 but you’ve been here that long too
No I just looked at all the previous threads just now.

She lost to cynthia

What possible purpose could this serve?

Not only do you have low standards for women but you have low standards for athletes apparently

shes a crossfit meme training fighter

i disagree

Getting all passive aggressive now? Just because you care that much you had to change the name?

can you do it?

ammy doesn't count and Cynthia is obviously the goat

Do black women lack the dedication and intelligence to train and become elite level fighters

black women always win in my wshh videos but i feel like they can't put down the twinkies and train to become elite

Done shitting up Sup Forums?

i like athletic chicks so i'd put her at 6-7, the fact that she can heem bumps her to an 8.
Would definitely let her sit on my face

Nobody that does crossfit can be considered elite in anything

>that flag
Amazing

>check heem once/hour
>keep a notepad with OP news and links updated
>stay in thread once it reaches 450 to make the new thread at 500
>copy paste OP
>paste link
>check back in an hour

It's not that hard

What's on your mind buddy

There's a lot of things I can't do, doesn't make them useful homie.

I like athletic girls too. Her body is shit and so is her face.

i think she's attractive but an 8 is really pushing it my guy

>doesn't know the practicality of doing hand stands

For a place you apparently care so much about I’m surprised you blatantly lie about how much you check it and post in it, Calendar.

>aneurysms

For a guy you apparently are obsessed with I'm surprised you don't confess your love, spammer

That still requires being on your computer for 15 hours a day which is beyond pathetic

Hmm you sound really guilty right about now.

9/10 threads are made from my phone. Google keep is a great note keeping app that syncs web app and mobile app. You guys are putting way too much thought into this

>her body is shit
yeah you're right I'm sure 80% of women are more athletic than she is. Definitely a 2/10
Sometimes I forget that this place is full of antisocial spegs

6-7 on looks, I give her a boost for the heeming. Even an amateur heemer is automatically sexier than a non-heemer. She's the equivalent of an 8/10 girl that doesn't heem

that's a really weird scale but i respect it. sounds logical. have some more

The 1-10 rating is not scaled to population. A fat girl wont become a higher rating simply because everyone else is fat too.

Good god shes fucking horrendous to look at

I still don’t see how this is helping your case -if anything- it makes you appear even more guilty because most spam comes from mobile devices.

whatever helps you sleep at night buddy. you accuse everyone of being every heem personality

He says that as accusing me of being a heem personality. I’m not your friend simulator and never will be.

Pls stop pissing off calendar she might start posting scat again

She's already growing on me tbqh. She fights in Invicta?

have you ever tasted brown sugar heem

>she
We all know you're a fat basement dweller

Can you imagine this poor guy making OPs all day and night then trying to save face?

t. 189er

Shes a 7. 3 in looks +2 for being fit and +2 for being able to choke you out with her thighs

i've only slept with an american mestizo, a black girl and multiple asians.

white girls are gross

You should put heemability in a seperate scale

Shes a 8 in personality
A 2 in looks.

You dont draw averages from this either

But the heemability doesn't just go to inner beauty, it makes her physically sexier.

Is it possible to make a general without featuring one of these stupid WMMA cunts?

How do I attain this body type?

How many people have you heemed in the last month?

no

What are things that motivate you /heem/?

Suck-start a shotgun, you worthless pile of shit.

Slapping commission officials
Deleting tweets
Revisionist apologies

>Deleting tweets
What tweets did he delete?

loads

Look at this fucking shark pool.

Vitor vs Anderson rematch when

Is this not the most annoying lineup of people in the UFC? I'm sick to death of everyone on this.

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Is GSP the undisputed GOAT?

change.org/p/ufc-strip-conor-mcgregor-of-the-ufc-lightweight-title

Help me fix the UFC, /heem/.

>the person that finds this attractive is trying to warp us into /mma/
calendar srsly kys

Favourite male fighter in bellator btw?

He arguably already is, but it will be set in stone if he can beat whitaker. Bisping was the easiest fight out of the top ten except for old silva who should not even be ranked, and that's before USADA permaheemed his career.

>he wouldn't bang

She's cute enough to sit on my face tbqh.

Why do you think a big bunch of useless signatures is going to change anything? That's very American of you.

Weird how Whittaker is the fight he needs to do to cement his status (because he's the interim champ obviously) when Whittaker is arguably the second easiest fight after bisping.

I'm sure cockyhold will be crying that gap took the easy fights after he beats Whittaker and goes down to fight Conor. I suppose you can never win in some people's eyes

1. Chuck Liddell
2. GSP
3. Miesha Tate

Now that this general is called /mma/, there will be no more posting of
1. K-1 heems
2. Leth Wei heems
3. Muay Thai heems
4. Street heems
5. Permaheems
And I say "Good Riddance!"

stop using busted up western sluts as the OP pic thankyou

>27 years old
Disgusting grandma.

uhm women peak at 30 hunni x

Daily reminder to train karate and judo at least twice a week

gi or no gi?

They peak on the size of the objects they can fit into their cavernous orifices, sure.

That misogynism mate, keep it up and you're going to spend the night in gaol.