/bundes/liga

today:

>3rd bundes
osnabrück - aalen
halle - münster
wiesbaden - rostock
(all 19:00 cet)

>2nd bundes
darmstadt - sandhausen
bielefeld - braunschweig
(both 18:30 cet)

>the bundes
stuttgart - dortmund (20:30 cet)

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd merning

>Smiles you couldnt protect

Gooooood morning

hehehe

>bundes is finally back
>remember sky is not showing the Friday matches anymore
Reeeeeeeeee

yes yes good morning

What does /bundes/ think of barbecue? Is anyone here a fan of brisket and/or baby back ribs?

looks good but shit bread

I don't like meat.

i've some meat in my pants ;)

That I'd like. :)

Just put some meat and slaw on it and it will be tasty as hell, I promise.

Redpill me on Joshua Kimmich.

>tfw shit's about to hit the fan

fuck off, tom

Is this /bundes/?

yes yes, willkommen

fuck off, tommy

BUT ONE LOOK IN HIS EYES AND YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE GOING
ONE LOOK AND YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE GONE
PLEASE DON'T, BOTHER TRYING TO FIND HER

Eurosport isn't showing them either.

You have 24 hours to hand over the 3 points Neverkusen or we will come and take them by force.

perry scored a double ton the other day lads

Not tom here. I have a serious question: why all the hate towards tom? he seems like an okay guy tome.

t.om

Who is this SLUT?

Hows the Tobi narrative going lads?

As the /bundes/ Dane, you should know it's Vizekusen

Lena Goeßling

What a WHORE.

>sugar larping as bread
>grilling corned sausages
4/10

rip tobi

the what

the new firefox really really upsets me

Like I care about our vagina squad, bro. But don't you DARE to insult Captain Kimmich

he's very good at playing football

>not using the shell

overrated

i'm still on firefox 29 lads. I regret even updating from 4

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I KEEP IT REAL PACK STEEL LIKE MY MAN Y.G
WHEN A FOOL TRY TO PLAY ME WET 'EM UP THEN I'M SWAYZE
YOU MUST BE CRAZY KID
MAN I NEVER DID FOREVER WILDIN' THAT'S HOW WE LIVE UP IN THE BRIDGE
YOU JUST SIT SCARED COCK BACK THE GAT THEN HIT A NIGGA LIKE A BID
25 NAW KID YOU GETTIN' LIFE
FOREVER BURNIN' IN HELL NIGGAS IS TRIFE
IT'S THE, SEMI AUTO YOU CAN BRING IT ON YO
I'M PULLIN' OUT STRIPPIN' NIGGAS JUST LIKE A PORNO FLICK
I'M SICK THE MOBB ROLLS THICK
CROSS PATHS WITH MY CLIQUE AND GET VIC

glad I'm not the only one. dafuq is this shit?! It hurts my eyes :_:
And I couldn't find most of my bookmarks.

turn down your zoo music Sören

doofmund is falling apart. even based nobby abandoned the feiertagsmagazin.

>turn down your zoo music Sören

what's the feiertagsmagazin?

>Seine Top-Form der vergangenen Wochen hat Nationalspieler Leroy Sané die wohl größte individuelle Ehre seiner bisherigen Karriere beschert: Der Flügelstürmer von Manchester City wurde zum besten Spieler der Premier League des Monats Oktober gekürt!road calle

>wanting to watch 360p sports "coverage"
Why does eurosport even exist anymore. It's like it's pandering to third world shitholes

The german TdF coverage is maximum comfy, but other than that it feels like they show snooker 24/7. But given that they bought the TV rights for the olympics, it seems like their mother company (Discovery) has big plans for them.

Can Dortmund do it today?

I'm going to root for Buttgart, just because I like to see the drama that comes with a Dortmund loss.

No

2:0 Schrottgart. It will cause huge mayhem. Shares will be sold and users on transfermarkt will call for Bosz to be sacked.

>yfw Revierderby next week and I will miss it :(

t. Sergej W.

>actually and UNIRONICALLY defending peter "discount guardiola" bosz in 2017
the impoverished state of schwatzke

t. Gökhan Emre

tuchel pls. why can't you just fuck off once and for all.

Tuchel was the discount Guardiola
Bosz is the discount Klopp/Favre.

lads the bundes is back

Tuchel is better than poop though.

but this is not about tuchel. brainlets dont understand the fact that tuchel represented an ideal, he was larger than life. it was never about his person, it was about his dreams to create the ultimate football machine and infuse it with pure passion. unfortunately the venom of sahin, watzke, ginter, merino and the likes made that dream nil. i would have no problem with a successor continuing tuchel's ideal but i have zero respect for someone coming in, destroying everything by creating a satire of guardiolas football only to never follow it again, all while getting cheered on by the mindless sheep.

Bosz is discount Totaalvoetbal

No

Praise the Tactic Fuchs!

Tuchelfags are the worst cancer that happened to bundes.

digits confirm

I bet he's like a Wes Anderson movie character IRL

>talking shit about Tuchel
>can't even get repeating numbers

you just outed yourself as a pleb.
Tuchel is a top 10 coach in the world right now.

Brauner Reis up your ass, Sören-Malte "Tommys Loverboy" Kuckenheimer.

>get outed as a turbo pleb
>better call him Sören, cuck etc.
step up your game Hermann

>"I bims" ist Jugendwort des Jahres
>Das Jugendwort des Jahres ist gekürt: "I bims" setzte sich gegen Konkurrenten durch wie napflixen und tinderjährig. Noch nie gehört? Hier können Sie Ihren Jugend-Wortschatz pimpen.

and what does I bims mean?

imagine having such shit taste as this guy

Some plebs just can't handle the tactics. Those are the same kind of people who think France will win the world cup, they have zero knowledge about the beautiful game.

Bosz is a discounter Netto

You now remember Hasan Ismaik and 1860

>„Und wir sind auseinander gegangen mit zwei Fakten. Erstens: Er möchte verkaufen. Ohne Wenn und Aber. Zweitens, das Problem: seine Vorstellungen bezüglich des Kaufpreises. Die sind astronomisch.“
>„Ich bin sehr enttäuscht, dass der Münchner Unternehmer Gerhard Mey behauptet, dass ich angeblich bereit sei, meine Anteile zu verkaufen. Richtig ist, dass ich mich mit Herrn Mey vor einigen Wochen auf meiner Kur in Alicante getroffen habe. Falsch ist, dass ich auch nur ansatzweise daran denke, mich beim TSV 1860 zurückzuziehen. Das habe ich zuletzt mehrmals deutlich gemacht. Für mich ist 1860 eine Ehrensache.“

>isch schwör alda!

>tfw your country is obsessed with a shit sport called wendyball and handball.

So what does /Bundes/ know about Tuchel? Why is he not coaching anywhere? Is he secretly being lined up by Arsenal as Wenger's successor next year?

Friday /bundes/ posting with the lad's at Sup Forums

he will go to real after zidane has been fully exposed. mark my words

>Why is he not coaching anywhere?
He's waiting for the right club to approach.

Why do you post in /bundes/ when you don't like football?

*nothing personal kiddo*

Are you an English teacher weeb?

Go Dortmund. Please win today fellas!

Tuchel rules the Qatari - FIFA connection with an iron fist.

Nope and nooo. I hate anime and the whole women acting like children thing. I have given some occasional advice / lessons for friends, but no, I hate that kind of work, also pay is shit if you are not going through the JET program, which only non-residents are allowed to take part in (and only for up to 4 years). They basically get a constant turnover of useless young people from USA and Britain with no teaching experience whatsoever and very little social skills. Japan is really retarded like that.

This desu. Tuchel is a Mephisto like figure in world football, who keeps things in check while luring in a few choosen ones with his charisma.

>useless young people from USA and Britain with no teaching experience whatsoever and very little social skills
fucking weebs mang

quaquack quack

Will Pulisic play on the left or the right today?

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rly meks u think

why is "verified amateurs" the funniest one lamo

>Hentai in the top 5
^_^

If Pulisic plays, it will be his 50th Bundesliga game. OnlyFranz Beckenbauer and Lothar Matthäus have reached that milestone at a younger age.

To bad he will only make around 65, given that he's leaving Dortmund next season.

based

Why would he do that?