Movie takes place in New York

>movie takes place in New York
>movie doesn't realize it isn't the 70s purposely makes New York look in worse shape than it is in real life

>movie takes place in the bronx
>its burning

>New York in 2017
>Not a total shithole

new york is still a stinking shit hole i was there last summer.

>movie takes place in New York
>Barista affords a spacious, elegantly outfitted loft apartment

Take this guys word for it, he passed through a few months ago. Closest we'll get to anyone w/ real experience or insight.

Ive been in for the week, its very nice.

t. Jamal "Lil' Italy" Martinez

Nah, it's a nice place.

t. Shlomo Goldberg

You're welcome

this, i watched the HWNDU livestream

real New Yorker reporting in.
its true, New York City has its billion dollar Time Square and Manhattan, turn the corner and its fucking the 1970s
its like a weird combination of The Walking Dead mixed with Crack Whore Campsite.

ACTUAL authentic New Yorker here, yea Times Square and Midtown are nice but don't even come to my hood (BK) if your some Sup Forums manlet, been here since freshman year in 2015 and had to learn quick.

>It's a New Yorker thinks their city is dangerous even though its murder rate is the lowest of any big city

Yeah sure those neighborhoods are tough lol be careful!

>go to jew york
>it's dirty as hell
>everyone is handing you fliers on every street corner
>everyone is asking you to sign petitions
>everything has an advertisement on it
>there are all the same stores you can find in a strip mall
>have to pay $40 to go inside any landmark
>times square just looks like the internet without adblock
>the only seemingly human area is brooklyn that's filled with hipsters
Why do people do this?

rent is like $7000/month too

Stay there in Nowheresville USA, we'd eat you alive, kid

>>times square just looks like the internet without adblock

i've never seen this description before but it is definitely true

youre saying brooklyn is dangerous?

dawg i live here and its crawling with nu male Sup Forums manlets

unless you live in east new york/brownsville, but i doubt it

t. LeBron "us New Yorkers" Hernandez

>muh hometown is more dangerous than yours
>nuh-uh, my hometown is way more manlier
>nuh-uh

Grow the fuck up.

>muh culture

Jew York is like the epitome of everything that is wrong in the world. You left out the part where the shirtless nigger high on meth is yelling his lungs out while ripping off his shirt in the middle of a street. Everyone is angry all of the time and you're surrounded by people but it's the last place in America where you'll actually engage with anyone unless the exchange of money is involved. There are at least two sirens going off in your vicinity at any given moment. The subway grilles are frothing with shit and the rats are twice the size of all the little nigga babies running around. It's too cold and windy in the winter and way too hot during the summer. The sun disappears hours earlier than it should because of all the buildings.

JEWWW YORRRRRRRK
THESE STREETS ARE FILLED WITH JEWS
THE YELLOW LIGHTS WILL DEPRESS YOU
JEWWWW YORRRRRRRRRRRRK

yea you'd eat my ass you fag

>this thread

>People taking pride in how shitty their homes are.

Americans...

Whom are you quoting?

How come Friends, Everybody Loves Ramyond, King of Queens and How I Met Your Mother never acknowledged 9/11?

>not living in Staten "well-off wop" Island in the year 2017

It's just Carmelo "real new york pizza" Fkor3s

Thanks, Rudy. It's too bad all your efforts were undone by the cucks that came after you.

>we'd eat you alive, kid
You forgot to teleport behind him and unsheathe your katana.