Alien is for numales Predator is the superior movie

Alien is for numales Predator is the superior movie

agreed

how many memorable lines are there in alien, can you think of even 3?

for predator:

>stick around
>get to the chopper
>aint got time to bleed
>you son of a bitch
>pushing too many pencils
>anytime
>sexual tyrannosaurus
>you are one ugly mother fucker

Predator is Arnold's best movie. Which probably makes it the best action movie too.

JEEZ YOU GOT A BIG PUSSY

JEEZ YOU GOTTA BIG PUSSY

Predator is much more suspenseful

Nothing memorable in them. It's just Arnold's delivery that's memorable.

>not mentioning "if it bleeds, we can kill it"

pleb

Literally kino

Alien
>Phallic monster kills a bunch of people on a spaceship
>Only survivors are a woman and her cat who kills the monster by unceremoniously launch it into space while shitting herself in fear

Predator
>The toughest, most macho men in the world (And Shane Black) are brutally murdered by an alien hunter who only hunts the toughest prey
>The predator is finally beaten by Dutch's cunning savagery

whoah you're right

the chopper scene is so kino when they're putting the facepaint on and shit

Did they ever release a Blu Ray edition that wasn't fucked up?

>The lines aren't memorable
>It's just the lines that are memorable

>dude so many quips!
>its h*lla f*ckin ep*c

>the delivery

You fucking autist. Learn to read.

Both movies are sick, but Predator is definitely the best.
>Amazing cast
>Great soundtrack
>Great special effects
>Cool as shit Alien
>Quotes and lines that square out your jaw

>Game over man, game over
>nuke from orbit, only way to be sure
>get away from her you bitch
>the come at night, mostly
>hey vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man? No, have you?
>Were in the pipe, five by five
>Maybe we can build a fire, sing a couple of songs
>We’re on an express elevator to hell, going down
>Maybe we got them demoralized
>Assholes and elbows
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.
.

Fuck off with your roid flick.

>being this toxic

wow, non of those are from A L I E N

fukn idiot gtfo this board

>quoting the sequel

That's the Alien franchise you dweeb, not Alien.

Dutches crew could fucking handle a Xenomorph easily everyone in Alien are fucking dumb idiots who get killed in beyond retarded ways

You forgot

>DO IT
>KILL ME

Why would you compare space horror to an action flick.

You have to compare the same genre.

>Aliens > predator.

You can say that about any line you retard. The delivery is a big part of it.

LOL

>Caring about the meat
Show me the Predator.

he must be using his camo

Alien is the better film, Predator is the better flick

Strap this on your sore ass

manchildren scifi vs nature shots and the primal struggle of becoming the dominant species

nah

>Alien is for numales Predator is the superior movie

>Alien is probably the best rape horror ever. Predator is the superior movie.

>>The predator is finally beaten by Dutch's cunning savagery

The alien hunter wasn't the Predator.

yes

shortly after actually

honhon

>You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?

Using a KRISS Vector to kill the Predator

>good luck-Liam Nesson.jpg

>like half those lines aren't even Arnold's

Predator 2 > Aliens

Fight me faggot

I like you nigga

what is this shit? this better not be the new Predator movie.

I dont fight children.

Dyel

no one posting a SINGLE memorable line from A L I E N lmao

does game over man count? I know it's from Aliens, but still mang.

REEEEEEEEEEE. - Xenomorph

alien was better cinema from a technical point of view. really makes you think.

however predator was a better kino. very comfy.

>Its more homoerotic so you're effeminate if you don't like it

/fit/ at it again

>BUNCH OF SLACK JAWED FAGGOTS

>was a better kino. very comfy.

Stop speaking in memes faggot

>Before we dock...

What if Schwarzenegger was in Alien? How would the movie have played?

N-no please Predator kun, n-not like this

>posting foucault

lmao take your pop sex psychology to a different board, or website.

How big is your 'mirin folder brah?

>in changing room
>dude tries to suck my dick
>tell him i'm not gay
>says he's not either and that i'm homophobic
>says homophobes are all secretly gay
>i have to let him suck my dick to prove i'm not gay

>Aliens with dickheads
>not more homoerotic than big guys killing and being killed

>Ama have me some fun
>MACK!
>It's blood was on the leaves
>he didn't disappear he was skinned alive
>Strap this on your sore ass blake
>*Billy's laugh*
>*Arnold's roar/shout into a pitch black jungle*
>Knock knock
>I ain't got time to bleed
>Have you got time to duck?
>You're ghosting us mothafucka, you give our position away one more time. I'll bleed you, real quiet, leave you here. You got that?

The very first one was the only decent one but it's barebones.

You sound like a little Marvel bitch.
Enjoy your quips, reddit.

Its not homoerotic when its trying to impregnate a chick

It's nice, but I ain't gay.

Pure, distilled, shit taste.

All honesty I have not seen Predator 2 for ages, can't remember much of it except wondering why the predator could even see anything given the infinite sweat of danny glover, should just be red vision everywhere with the predator schrieking autisticly.

Aliens is always great, but this reminds me to give Predator 2 a rewatch.

Whilst we're on the topic, Predators, where di the film fuck up Sup Forums and what could be done to improve it, the idea seemed cool, but what could be done to make it a much better film?

H-How will I ever stop this "Predator" from dominating me?

I know, I'll take my clothes off and rub my body with mud

The only numale here is you, Nancy.

Well HELLO sailor!
Want to see me shoot my load from my big gun?

Nah, it's prime meme time, got good memes. Jungle memes.

it went downhill when morph showed up, all tension and speed the film had stopped abruptly

Uh yeah

no release like a bunch of dudes getting out to the forrest to unload with each other with no chicks around

UGH UGH ARGH
Just ejaculate that stuff everywhere
AGRH

I never liked Alien desu. Like literally none of the movies from that franchise.

Predator was awesome tho.

Only nu-male faggots make fun of masculinity

FUCK

Y-yeah, its just faggots who think that way

W-wouldn't want to be one of them

>predator 1
Tough as nails crack unit is slaughtered, only the meatiest and stronkest of the men survive
>Predator 2
Hard nosed detective sweats profusely, beats the shit out of a predator and doesn't give a fuck, predators are so impressed they leave him a trophy
>Predators
DIE YOU SPACE FAGGOT
>Predator:the nostalgia bait edition
Bunch of wimpy niggers, a ??? woman and downsyndrome Charlie Hunnam will do fuck and all, thus continuing the downward slide of both alien and predator franchises.

You sound like a low-test faggot or a woman

>being this insecure
Kisses.

Y-you sound like a woman! And thats a bad thing because they're icky! Who needs em

>tfw one of my friends could recite both movies word for word, from start to finish

>they're icky!
This, women are gross.

This.

Everyone but the captain die in retarded ways.

>release date 1987

Huh right around the peak of the Aids epidemic. Thats some coinkadink isn't it

>Everything that is masculine and rejects femininity makes you a homofag

Yeah, women are full of diseases, I'm not touching them.

There's reaching and there's Mac tier obvious subtext

t. roastie

I mean for fucks sake Predator even has a goatse for a mouth

>queer bait/woman doesn't understand the concept of self-sacrifice

So many good lines in Predator.

>Did you find Hawkins?
>I..I can't tell
>Jesus, you killed a pig, you think you could've found something bigger?
>I'm scared Poncho
>Bullshit you ain't afraid of no man
>there's something out there waiting for us, and it aint no man
>time to let ol' painless out of the bag

Billy's is fucking great too.

Oh trust me, I understand it just fine Mishima

>being this insecure

You realize it has a vagina mouth, right?

The only insecure ones are the ones insisting that being secure in your masculinity somehow makes you gay.

Only emphasized in later designs, in the film it has far more of colon appearance

Bunch of pencil pushers

Not even close

>Bunch of pencil pushers

More like: A bunch of pencil pushers and one crayon pusher.

I half-expect them to make a joke about it in the movie too, as a callback.

(we can all thank Shane Black for bringing that back from the 90's)

If only you could like BOTH films....

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Your insecurity is showing little boy.

DO IT DO IT COME DO IT DO IT KILL ME DO IT NOW