Friday night on Sup Forums

>Friday night on Sup Forums
"Why are you here?"

UUUU

So I can insult Trump in a Colbert thread and watch stormcucks rage about muh god-emperor whilst accusing me of being in favor on censorship

It's not night-time where I am yet, if you consider night-time to be the time in which the sun is down and the moon up.

I don't have another place to go.

Australia?

Florida.

ZOMG ME TOO

it's raining outside and I'm still hangover from yesterday night

its 3pm

I have no friends

It's fucking 3:30 and I'm shitposting on my phone from work. Fuck off Bane.

Give it a few hours and this will apply to me. Gonna carry out a pizza on my way home and eat the shit out of it while throwing back some drinks, shitposting here, and watching Chinese cartoons or playing Majoras Mask. Almost finished up my recent replay. Then I can go heat piece hunting after I get the Fierce deity's mask this next cycle as I just got the 23rd mask last night.

mmm... im looking for a ship.,..

>I'm shitposting on my phone
Phoneposter, get out.

I thought it was thursday

It's 4 in the afternoon dude.

Nou

Guys these past days I've seriously contemplated what's wrong with me. I've been to several shrinks and they all say I have some OCD shit, but it doesn't explain how I'm such a mess always.

Anyone else feels this way? Like, "what's wrong with me? why can't I do normal shit and be like a normal person?"

that's all for todays blog thanks

Waiting for my wife to go to bed so I can play the Ghost Recon beta and drink some god damn Stella.

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease?

I don't have any friends to bring to the movies.

But I'm having fun. I'm not hurting anyone. Why the hate? Please let me stay. I don't do annoying phone poster shit like most people that do this. I'll blend right in I promise.

hmmmmm I have need of a ship. You are of use to me.

>implying people don't live in separate time zones
off yourselves

Okay.

I'm headed to the bars with my friends tonight.

>Implying there is more than one person on this site

Not everyone here works a 9-5 job, is a student, or some neet. Some of us work nigh shift.

I'm 27 years old and I have no job, no education, and no future. I don't have any friends and I'm constantly miserable. I fear failure to the point I'd rather sit at home and do nothing.

There are you dumb fuck.

There are exactly two people on this site. You and me.

NEETs arent allowed here tho

I'm 27 and feel exactly the same, even when I do hangout with someone I'm still miserable and a anxious mess.

I was totally different as a kid, very happy and outgoing. Real depression sucks.

>Implying you're not me

All my mianiggas stand the fuck up mang

Don't worry mate, as you age, it gets worse.

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>Even the Hollywood makeup dept couldn't cover up all his roid bacne

IM going to be drunk alone tonight, maybe see some friends. But a lot of them have gfs so im not in the mood to go there.

no friends - would like to go out otherwise

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>there's still time

I'm housesitting until the 6th. I have a female friend I could invite over, but I'm a 21 year old virgin and scared of intimate relationships.

I'm too smart to lower myself to the level of normies

Im here for you

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I come here every friday night for this thread. It never disappoints.

retard, it's not 'on Sup Forums'.
Learn to shitpost correctly.

Who else /greatervancouver/ here?

A fucking leaf

What was he doing there sitting in one spot like that?

Doing squats?

No friends and the woman I'm infatuated with appears to have lost any interest she could have had in me

All of my "friends" seem to have cut contact with me, so I'm sitting alone at home drinking.
What else is there to do?

You must be sorry to post here

i'm supposed to be writing a dissertation

i should go and do that

>altrights have no one to push their shit on so here they are

im "working"

You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me?

I don't get to bring friends

I'm 29 and I was just like you until last year when I decided to actually get my shit together and get a degree so I can finally start building a decent life for myself.

Now I've been studying for half a year and my life hasn't changed much but atleast I can justify my existance a bit more than before.

I don't do roids but I still have bacne. Thanks genetics.

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I want to die

Then I have some good news for you!

Get a job at a restaurant you bum, you could be a hardcore drug dealer with a criminal record and still get hired as a cook, plus you'll probably get free food.

I have to work in the morning.

I finished work 50 minutes ago and its now 00:50

>god damn

Because my fucking law school made me go serve as a bailiff is practice court and now I am too tired to drive home and get shitfaced with my friends. Anyone here who is thinking about studying law should have their head checked.

in practice court*

I just want to look into someone's eyes and know that they want to be there with me, to talk to me

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Is there a meaning to life?

Is there an afterlife?

Is there anything more than this?

I rather draw crude drawings than talk to some hoe about the last chad she fucked.

it's called not being a normie you dumb shit

lol

she's supposed to talk about you to some other schmuck

Me too friend

>Is there a meaning to life?
Yes.
>Is there an afterlife?
Yes, but not for you.
>Is there anything more than this?
Yes, just not accessible to you.

What if I send you twenty dollars?

>any dinner plans?
Yup. I'm having it at home
>haha okay
And now I'm here.

>just took a girl to see lego batman
>she walked out after the first 30 mins
Sup Forums told me it was cape kino

What do you even tell the shrink?

My parents are trying to push me in to going to one, but what should I say?

I'm reasonably intelligent, but I can't talk to women and in general other people.

Is medication the only way out?

Shitposting from work. Having a laugh

text her "D R O P P E D" and ghost her

well fuck you too then

jokes on you if theres an after life and i go to it, and you dont it, im going to have sex with your moms ghost

shrinks can help but instead of telling you "you have troubles with this issue because of a related past experience, now think what it is and work it outt" they talk and talk and take your money. try to shrink yourself instead

>timezones
you spherecucks are so fucking funny

also yes medication is the only way out. i want to a therapist and she basically told me i had to take medication to get rid of my anxiety. i told her my anxiety prevented me from taking medication.

so she was like, well you should overcome your anxiety and take the medication, and i was like, if i could overcome my anxiety do you think id need medication in the first place

and then she was like, well i cant do shit if youre a retard and dont let me give you medication, goodbye forever

>it was in even 4d

>scared of intimate relationships.
How does this happen? Also a virgin but i make women uncomfortable with excessive advances

I have nothing to be, and no one to know.

>tfw the same but now 25 years old

will i make it? do i still have time?

me too

it's hard to explain

something like they will want a deep relationship and i have nothing to give

Fuck off ctr

I was going to go to a club fundraiser I was invited to but I don't feel like being social because I've been down on myself lately. Also, I got a haircut earlier and I don't really like it.

That's 20 more minutes than I could stand of The Lego Movie. That was some horrifying ADHD shit.

yeah well something

Yeah dude flat-world is better anyways

GOT EEEEM

I'm looking for a movie to dl and watch. Give me something in english and that hasn't been watched by every Sup Forums fag. (because I've seen it)