I hear niggers cant handle cold climates and die easily as a result.
Lincoln Powell
I love winter, so let's get it going.
Connor Allen
remember back in 2009 when all the ice caps melted and all major cities went under water? that shit was crazy
Nathan Edwards
The express is a fucking comic lad, never post that shit again
Henry Stewart
Why do you people love tabloids so much here? Why not post stories from the National Enquirer while you're at it?
Aiden Harris
>ice age It might get colder but thats not an ice age
David Bennett
Why the fuck did you post an article from December of 2015?
>A FUCKING LEAF
Angel Hill
I have terrible allergies so let's do this
Hudson Price
>first week SJW get robed, raped, murdered and eaten by niggers >second week No one left for gib me dats, niggers gone >third week People start fighting about the food thats left, most will die >fourth week Im still chillin in my apartment with my food, water and generator
Future looks bright fellas
Jacob Perry
I like the cold. I'm tired of looking like a mexican because of the sun.
And I get to make a horde probably
Hunter Campbell
INVADING AFRICA WHEN ?!!
Jackson Moore
So at the height of our degeneracy, the Earth decides to reboot human civilization with an ice age to kill off all the shit skins. Glorious.
Lincoln Cox
Obama says we're going for global warming you idiot.
Sebastian Rogers
because tabloids are more fun than reality
Nolan Roberts
pretty soon prolly
Carter Martin
How is it that UK scientists could figure this out when no EU science funding
Aaron Gray
>Woods
>Ice Age
>A FUCKING LEAF
Angel Turner
Sheeeeeiiiiiit.
Andrew Evans
But you don't have guns to regain white supremacy user
Jack Perry
>express But if it happened I bet you all my (You)s it'd be fucking nothing
Sebastian Jones
good thing I live in the south of England then also the Scandinavians and eternal Scots get fucked, it's all good news
Noah Perez
I hope it kills off the homeless people in my town. Depressing shit to look at walking home from work.
Easton Thompson
they're accumulating in my town as well felt like spitting on one of them
Benjamin Cruz
FUCK THESE HAPPENING THREADS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Joshua Young
They can't handle super hot weather either, hence why they die easily in Africa and have to make up for it with mass reproduction.
they can only thrive in swampy areas
Landon Russell
savages, you should feel the overwhelming urge to help your fellow English man
I guarantee that > Global warming is displaing third world populations! You need to let them into your nation!
Will turn into > Global cooling is displacing third world populations! Youneed to let them into your nation!
Jonathan Barnes
According to gov stats, they can't handle urban environments either. How the fuck do we still have so many on the planet? Why do nations keep sending food to africa?
Mason Harris
I HAVE NOBEL BLOOD IN ME I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WALK THROUGH THE FUCKING STREETS ON A MONDAY AFTERNOON WHILST PATHETIC SERFS SCRUMMAGE AT MY FEET FOR CHANGE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE FUCKING FEUDAL SYSTEM I COULD BE DEFLOWERING A SCOTTISH BRIDE TO BE RIGHT NOW
Brody Cook
Im pretty sure they're not English. Most likely paki's, jamaicans, or any other mongrel
Lincoln Rodriguez
/thread
Captcha: all bodies of water
Colton Wood
Kek, whatever famrades.
Owen Adams
REMEMBER THE WINTER MEMES A FEW MONTHS AGO?
WE DID THIS
OUR MEMES TURNED OFF THE SUN
PRAISE KEK
Anthony Bell
They literally don't know how to think past Current Year 2015
Grayson Ross
>You will travel across a snow-covered city in an APC while supported by walkers and hover tanks in order to launch yourself in a pod onto the deck of a floating aircraft carrier.
Finally.
Isaac Evans
But it was global warming recently, wasn't it?
Lucas Kelly
FINALLY. FUCKING HATE SUMMER.
Asher Ward
>YFW global warming causes everything to stay exactly the same.
Brandon Long
A Maunder Minimum type event, like the relatively recent "Little Ice Age" (LIA) of several centuries ago, is getting very probable now. Within several years, you'll see the bottom fall out from under global warming alarmist claims, as the last strong El Nino event for a long time is fading now.
The start of large-magnitude cooling should come in time to help Trump or a Republican in the 2020 election, if he wins this election. Cooling should amplify and continue into the 2030s and so on.
(Along with reduced extreme UV, the solar magnetic field decreases, letting in more galactic cosmic rays, which help seed clouds, increasing the planet's albedo reflectivity, leading to more average white snow & ice cover, leading to more sunlight merely reflected, leading to more cooling).
An actual Ice Age, a far bigger deal than a mere LIA? That is more iffy. It could happen, though. And its onset might not be quite as gradual or slow as often thought, not full extent glacial coverage but epic blizzards and more within decades, if so.
If interested, although the following site is biased, see: iceagenow.info
Ayden Thompson
I fucking wish, I hate the fucking sun and heat. That shit would be comfy as fuck
Matthew Kelly
Sounds like a normal winter in Winnipeg. If I can handle 40 - temperatures every 7 - 8 months of the year, this'll be nothing.
Btw, when did Zorro mark the moon?
Owen Ross
>2142 you have excellent taste my friend
Christopher Robinson
>it's another retard can't be bothered to simply look up guns per capita by country episode
Levi James
I hope im dead before then.
Xavier Bailey
Looks like global warming predictions failed again and the scientists did another coin toss.
>Wake up >Put on your outside clothes over your sleeping jacket >Put on your combat boots over your 3 layers of socks >Grab your rifle and call your tamed wolf >Walk outside and meet by the village bonfire with your 6 hunting buddies >Walk off into the forest to go Mammoth hunting >Spot a Mammoth in the field >You and your friends fix bayonets, cover yourself with snow >Wait for it to come close >Jump out, guns blazing, stab in the face >Mammoth falls to the ground >Gather it's meat and load it in a wagon >Wheel it to the village >Have a big cookout at the village bonfire and feed the whole village >Go home >Your wife congratulates you >"Wow, honey, a great hunt this week, huh?" >Head to bed >Just another day in the frozen remains of America
Jack Sullivan
FREEZE THE KIKES, ICE AGE NOW
Charles Bell
according to your id, you are the sun
Justin Wood
>Slow acting meme magic
Xavier Collins
but froggos die in the cold :(
Zachary Clark
This was predicted by "experts" to have happened during the 1980s, and it never came to pass, which sucks.
Just more leftist alarmism for muh taxation and muh regulation on everything that could harm muh planet in any way.
Colton Rodriguez
This could be the next Far Cry.
Adrian Green
eternal winter pls
Levi Allen
>Global temperature hinges on both solar activity and greenhouse gas >Solar dimming temporarily outpaces greenhouse warming Is this really so fucking hard to understand?
Jack Gutierrez
Holy shit
Nolan Flores
If it happens then it'll be a good reset at least.
Nolan Smith
Is this before or after Florida is underwater from global warming?
Cameron Sullivan
Skimmed thru that, exactly how cold is it gonna be? If it's just a winter for 10 years then that would be pretty fucking hype. If everything freezes over then what's the point?
Connor Russell
We need to dump as much carbon dioxide into the air as possible to offset this disaster! Only global warming can save us now!
Jose Hall
>Winterchan worked >10 year winter
better late than never i guess.
Nicholas Richardson
>Comfy blanket and warm chocolate milk near a fireplace. >No one will judge you for not going outside. >mfw
Ryder Foster
It will hit everywhere except Israel, by pure coincidence.
Noah Morales
Is it too early to start summoning Winter-chan?
Jason Lopez
>Tundra user... Good thing is the Roman Empire will finally rise again.
Brayden Bell
Thank god Whites thrive in the cold
Justin Rivera
>fucking hate summer Overweight pleb detected.
Cameron Lopez
Why don't we simply stay up here and live like Men, they way we always have? Let come what may bro- we know what's up in our neck of the woods. It's cold, we live in it more than half the year, less, or more, for others of our countrymen, and we thrive. No need to boast, post, or propose bullshit like you have, my fellow. And anyways, Canadian trolls are bad trolls, though I commend you for the modest response you have gotten.
Ryan Russell
I LOVE YOU WINTER CHAN
Jeremiah Davis
So I have at least 14 years to prepare if this does happen? That should be plenty of time to stock up.
Jordan Howard
I said I wanted it to be a little colder, but not that cold!
But in all seriousness, I live in a desert. What does this mean for me?
Isaiah Bell
FUCK OFF CUNTS
WE'RE FULL
Joshua Rivera
>10 years >Ice Age kay
Sebastian Sanchez
It's going to be cold
Hunter Edwards
Good, I love the cold.
Carter Reyes
abbo detected. Winter is implicitly the whitest of seasons. It is where our people evolved and thrived.
Jayden Roberts
Who is Sup Forums here? Best board. If you disagree, kys
Hunter Parker
Guess where the niggers of scandinavia and north will run when its to cold for them here... We can handle some cold weather
Parker Miller
If another ice age would happen then the majority of humans are all dead. Not talking about the Africans or other poor people but especially people in western countries. We are too overpopulated. Once food industry stops and supermarkets are empty there will be riots because no one can get food on it's own. Who the fuck these days knows how to hunt and what plants (if you can find any) are eatable? Already now most wild animals are hunted down and forests aren't full of resources anymore. 99% of you fags would start suffering of thirst and hunger after a few days when you realize that real life surviving is not like in minecraft or other survival video games.
Aaron Morgan
>source: It was real in my mind
Caleb Hill
>Especially people in western countries >We are too overpopulated. You are fucking stupid. I'm an Ethnic German born and raised in America. Why are people who share the same DNA as me so fucking blue-pilled and cuck when they reside in the homeland? Was post WW2 propaganda really that effective to make you all effeminate braindead retards?
Michael Johnson
>We are too overpopulated. With niggers.
>Once food industry stops and supermarkets are empty there will be riots because no one can get food on it's own. White countries are the only countries with winter growing food.
>Who the fuck these days knows how to hunt and what plants (if you can find any) are eatable? White people. AKA, "Rednecks," you talk so disparagingly about.
>Already now most wild animals are hunted down and forests aren't full of resources anymore. But if 90% of the people died as you're claiming that'll turn around. So... what's your point?
>99% of you fags would start suffering of thirst and hunger after a few days when you realize that real life surviving is not like in minecraft or other survival video games. Go back to your Farming Simulator, Hans.
Grayson Flores
>but especially people in western countries. We are too overpopulated Pst, user, let me tell you something. You see those Western countries? They're only having 1-2 babies per family. You see those countries that are not part of the West? They're having 5-6 babies per family.
..Overpopulation in the West, toppest kek, my friend.
Hunter Green
>Bearable Australian summers
Dylan Bennett
Only the strong will survive
Caleb Campbell
Wrong. Ice cores show ice age transitions happening in under 5 years.
Jacob Lewis
>Australia goes from mostly being a desert to a paradise. Lucky motherfuckers.
Aaron Powell
i hope niggers freeze around here and stop carnival aids fiesta