>Be me >Be sick for the last few days >Wake up this morning feeling like I've been gang-merkeled by 47 doctors, lawyers, and engineers >In my delirium feel a desire to pray to the almighty Kek >"Dear Kek" >"Please heal me" >"If you can then as a sign show me repeating digits" >"Praise Kek" >Lay there for a while working up the strength to go take a piss and get some pills >Finally manage to get sitting upright >Lean over and turn on the lamp >Very first thing I see is my digital clock >5:55 AM >mfw
You guys are praying to Beelzebub. The demon of false religions.
Parker Jackson
Heresy you swine
Carson Phillips
>Jews demonize other gods We don't like your kike lies 'round here.
Jaxon Taylor
Holy shit
Camden Watson
checked
Luke Martin
inferior digits kek smite this fool
Nicholas Wood
Nice Gets!
Cooper Morris
Prayed to the Christian God multiple times over my lifetime.
Nothing.
Prayed to Kek once.
Got sick trips.
Praise the based frog God.
David Ross
shiiieeeet
Colton Flores
I WANT TO STICK MY DICK IN A BEELZEBUB!
Jaxson Stewart
I had a strange nightmare two nights ago. I was looking through someone else's vision. An article on a computer monitor said something about Obama using 1,000 Canadian soldiers to quell a rebellion in America. Looked like it was sometime in the near future. I felt really freaked out after i woke up.
Obama mentioned that the Canadian military will be a major part of our common security during his NAU speech in Canada. The Canadians talked about bringing oversees troops home a couple days ago. Spooped
Logan Gonzalez
With each passing day it becomes harder and harder to deny the invisible hand of kek shaping the world.
brexit was the nail in the coffin, i'm a beleiver
William Lee
Kek told me Hillary would win then be impeached when a coverup emerged because fbi and CIA thought risk of automatic Donald trump victory was threat to national security. Any way a second civil insurrection occurred.
Matthew Baker
Show me the way. Praise Kek.
Isaac Torres
I need double digit to go to bed KEK
Logan Roberts
>>Wake up this morning feeling like I've been gang-merkeled by 47 doctors, lawyers, and engineers HOLY SHIT
Austin Howard
I asked if I am the one, and Kek gave me 44. True story.
Camden Lopez
kek wills it
David Morales
Oh my kek... I think this is too damn far. I need my sanity.
Parker Jackson
SUFFER NOT THE HERETIC TO LIVE!
Ryder Bailey
Czech em
David Sullivan
Kek will save us all
Jose Roberts
If singles kek isn't real
Jaxon Murphy
Got the ID NiggH8tr a few weeks ago
Jace Turner
my loyalty to lord kek is now unquestionable. kek forgive me for doubting your sanctity PRAISE HIS HOLY NAME
Kayden Morgan
The time I got these repeating digits
Hunter Jenkins
I want to buy the statue but it's out of stock.
Thomas Cooper
You are the one
Alexander Morales
...
Wyatt Lopez
Kek, are you real?
Levi Gray
No repeating digits. Guess he's not real
Julian Ward
pic related
Luis Wood
>1488
Landon Cooper
...
William Long
I'm still don't want to be a cringe tripfag. I'll just be that anonymous "the one".
Andrew Perez
yea naw fuck off shill everyone knows theres been a shilling company coming here to distort the narrative of this board. KEK bullshit is part of it.
>hey chaim you want to script get these people into worshiping a frog >sure thing hashua
Jayden Ortiz
t. judenburg
Christopher Nguyen
How can other Gods even compete?
Jack Richardson
Let's find out PRAISE KEK
Sebastian Campbell
>Be last month >driving home after buying new license plates >not custom, came out 555-JJJJ >Kek be praised >see topless carwash with a bunch of qt3.14s >$20 well spent >left, at stoplight down the street >cop pulls up, shuts them down, and arrests them >fucking degenerates got what they deserved >keks and faps were had that day
Xavier Phillips
>3030 Still counts?
Ryan Flores
You have been chosen by kek to save France from Islam and nigrification like Jeanne d'Arc once did
Ian Cook
>that id >pox
*worried laughter*
Don't be silly it's a result of all the bizarre coincidences that were revealed. That's not something that could be planned beforehand unless you have a time machine.
Michael Johnson
kek is a psyops
Nolan King
bullshit, I get lots of duubs, triips and quaads from Kek without scriptfagging
Nicholas Jackson
I was waking up at 3:33 before i heard of kek and now im on this board which is interesting. Checking if im in for a blessed day.
Jackson Gonzalez
Check em
Liam Ramirez
WITNESSED. PRAISE KEK!!
Justin Wright
Fartato Salad
Robert Diaz
This [came from r9k]
Brandon Anderson
But what does it mean? What is Kek trying to tell us?
Jose Diaz
Witness the power of KEK!
Ian Kelly
Every action I make is in the name of Kek please bless me with trips
Nathaniel Green
...
Samuel Stewart
...
Leo Torres
>mfw I keep looking at my clock and seeing 9:11 >happens at least once a week >this has been going on for ~15 years T-thanks Kek
Liam Garcia
Kek, listen to me. Show me a sign.
Christopher Wood
witnessed
Logan Peterson
If Kek gives me digits, I will write a poem about Him in my upcoming book