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on the train edition

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Stand up. There you go. You were dreaming.

thoughts on recent pouya fat nick etc rape allegations?

mental how girls willingly put willys in their mouths

*listens to pulp - common people with no sense of irony*

Why do yanks hate public transportation

i do that too

hate the south
hate the north
hate the midlands

love cornwall

simple as

turns out planet x is just a stranded american astronaut and he is planet-like beacuse he is american therefore very fat and like a planet

Are tattoos really the go to thing now? Feel like a right old codger

I would like oral done on me, but I wouldn't give oral.

I keep my tongue away from the source of running piss.

gf slept on my £50 memory foam pillow and fucked its shape

going to dump the bint

yanks girls won't date you without a car

doing a poo

*cuts self*

LOOK EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!! LOOK HOW SAD I AM!!!!!! GIBES ME ATTENTION!!!!! LOOK I AM SO SAD I CUT MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

any reddit man in here?

Hamplanet X

bit gay

failed my driving test for honking at the lollipop lady

*poos on the post below*

Dress Like Me:
>kevin murphys Motion Lotion curl-enhancing lotion
£20
>M&S Dark Blue Jacket
£17
>Meow Society Cat Jumper
£20
>Plain beige T-shirt
£3.50
>Hiking trousers
£17
>Kick It! DSquared trainers
£60

obesogenic
bacteriogenic
runtogenic
nonceogenic environment

Her head must be of planetary size for that to happen, do you have a small pea head or something?

bastard

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Kek good way to fail, at least you have a funny story to roll out to your drunk mates

>outfit looks like it cost nothing
>outfit cost nothing
well at least I got that right

got the blues lads

was grating some cheese for a cheeky 'wich but sacked the idea and just ate a bowl of grated cheese

don't know why people are doomsaying for tomorrow

nothing will happen

Why do you keep shilling that lotion

going to self harm?

Does the Narwhal bacon at midnight?

what is your hair routine?

brilliant post x

might self harm some more

unz.com/pgiraldi/americas-jews-are-driving-americas-wars/
jews have been kvetching over this big time

If you're from a council estate, you're a dumb wanker. simple as.

Are you listening to the corresponding Elton song?

Thats same in here tho

hope kim jong gook drops a H bomb specifically on my house

in the form of a shit load of alcohol yes

Cut your hair you spastic.

>women comedians aren't funny

2bh the vast majority of male comedians aren't either

hello can you do a cosplay of tim byrne

watched lee mack with the flatmates last night and none of us so much as giggled at a single joke

>~£120
>cheap
Mate that's like 200 australian pesos! My outfits always cost way less than that.

Why do you wear shoes indoor?

gone feral lads

havent had a shower in 4 months and havent had my haircut since february 2016

ran out of electric and gas lads haha x

currently sitting wrapped up in layers of clothes and im still cold

he's probably going out shortly after

If the world ends tomorrow, what do you care? You won't even feel it. But if the world continues, thank the heavens you will grow ripe and old.

Take fate as it comes.

i wash it 3 times a week with water, once with shampoo
when its damp i apply a pea-sized amount of pic related to it then i let it airdry

its new and its really good
smells divine too

have a shower theyre nice

>gone feral

reminds me of this chap

youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4

why do all the autists come to /brit/

can someone post the louis vocaroo

>19 year old NEET
>no friends
>tell mom that I don't want a job atm, she forces me to go to uni
>says I will make friends
>join gaming club
>be black
>pasty white beta kids looked at me astonished
>tried making conversion
>none of them cared enough to speak to me
>leave
>prob gonna drop out

fuck this

can't watch stand up comedy
something about scripted jokes played off as improvised is a very uncomfortable watch

u cant be that bad if you like onyeabor, fuck off underage tho

>mom
fuck off yank

I have to go for 3-4weeks without a proper shower for work. The skin between my legs was flaking off and I smelt like shit.
4 months fucking mental.

>melanin enriched skin

thats where you fucked up la

wish i could pull off this look

i like that Asian Londoner thing where you wear all black clothes with bold white words and patches running up the side

looks cool

just woke up lads
the 'ffee is brewing

Thinking of trying dating again, bit lonely.

What do you consider red flags in women lads?

>What do you consider red flags in women lads?
everything

arse
tits
legs
tummies

Red flag:
theyre a woman

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GradeA is back from his stint with ISIS

very cringy look mate
its asian students in general and some trendmongs but i think its dying out now

if they have the vagine

if she's got 7 brown children i get a bit concerned

>lad just wants to play vidya all day
>dad gets angry because his son isnt a chad
>dad thinks his behaviour affects everyone else
>louis probably doesnt have friends so he doesnt spend a lot or even any money at all

louis dad is a piece of shit

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

bit early

seasons last 40 years on neptune

It's a surprisingly tasteful cross between milkman and Romanian gangster.

Looks cringy af
tryhard instagram fashion

might pick up a kimchi + hotsauce chicken wrap on my lunchbreak today

>is fat
>her mother is fat
>has children
>doesn't want children
>isn't a practising Christian
>politically opinionated
>wants to have a 'career'

going on a date with a girl who's a furry tomorrow

love kimchi

usually go to bed around 2-3pm but i didn't fall asleep until 9pm yesterday so i woke up at 5am

if i had a son like Louis i'd be pretty disappointed as well desu

We talking the Sainsbury's Korean Chicken one?

>'zza
>'ffee
>'ddit
Why people say like this

going on a date with a guy who isnt a furry tomorrow
(im a girl btw teehe x3)

>isn't a practising Christian
the virgin red flag

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No you wanker
theres a fresh streetfood market near my work on Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays

who the fuck says 'zza
its 'za

for fun

why don't you fuck off

No need to be rude lad

bit gay

gone through a whole box of tissues so far today lads. will have to use the bogroll now

Have literally no idea what would they serve as kimchi in britain