Michael Bay

Talentless auteur or brilliant hack?

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Unirovinally he can be great when he cares, like the rock and 13 hours. I was expecting the same hacks Pearl Harbor memeshit from 13 but it was surprisingly good.

To be honest, his transformers movies get almost too much shit. They aren't good, but they really aren't much worse than superhero crap we see

talentless hack.

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he has 21 credits to his name as a director.
4 of them are good.
17 of them are shit.

I'd say that makes him talentless, wouldnt you?

Brilliant auteur, I will take this opinion to my grave and will verbally beat anybody who dares to challenge me.

He's still better than JJ and Roland emmerich


He would've made a better episode 7

Peaked really early with The Rock, but he should be commended for all the challenges he faced when he made Armageddon.

Pain & Gain and 13 Hours show he still has it in him, but his best years are already behind him.

Imagine his macho characters, and sexuality infused with his special effects on the level of Space War. Would have been kino.

>terry cruz and Dwayne Johnson as tough as naIls resistnece commandos
>slow motion scene of Rey pouring water over herself to cool down on jakku
>Mark wahlberg as general hux
>Anthony Hopkins as snoke
>new first order robotic weapons

KINO

Does anyone agree with Doug when he said that Michael Bay shoots his films like they're pornography?

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No, Bayformers are much, much worse than the average capeshit.

Tell me, how much -potty humor- does the average MCU movie include?

If by that you mean make things look cool/sexy then yes. It's a very juvenile analysis, as that's what commercials do anyway, not just porn cuz muh Megan fox

Not surprisingly bay comes from the same background as Tony scott and Ridley Scott in commercials

the superior Michael

>replace Rey with a better and more attractive actress

KINO

>*Pickles* LMAO

Bayformers actually has technical savvy, and coherent editing. I'm sure somebody can post the webms.

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I think it's the Pearl Harbor footage, gave him flashbacks.

He's just very good at making mindless summer blockbusters, there's not much else to it.

>t. mindless movie watcher

Genius

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you're complaining about too many cuts in a marvel movie, and then citing Michael Bay as someone who doesn't do that?

yes

>good
No, he's actually very shit at directing. In his action scenes you can't tell what the hell is going on, and there's no suspense or tension due to how energetic the characters and camera are through out the entire scene. And the characters are never in real danger either. His films just have large budgets.

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>that part where Starscream is flailing Shia around and he doesn't get hurt once

Talented money maker