Fast forward one week

>fast forward one week
>its another friday night's with spee episode

>clubbing more than once a week
I ain't 18yo anymore, I only go out on Saturdays these days

The cops are out on Fridays retard

>implying there is anywhere to go
>implying I have any friends
>implying I don't spend every waking moment outside of class on 4chins

i want you guys to promise me that next Friday YOU will be having FUN at party with some roastie
do we have A DEAL

No. I like being alone while watching sports.

>go out
>wish I was at home instead

learned that lesson.

i have long since lost the will to live

that only happens because you don't know how to talk to people. not saying that's a bad thing, just saying.

I want to go to a show and I know for sure a girl I like wants to go also.
How do I ask her to go with me?

why are you projecting your own problems on to me, my friend?

I wouldn't even know where to begin

>tfw to smart to have fun with these so called women

Put 2 tickets in a piñata

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got invited out with a chick tonight, can't go cause work is early tomorrow

sleep is for the young and the weak. if you're either of those, you're not allowed to post here.

>Made my first post on /sci/ which is also a first thread
>Waiting for responds
>Pretty sure they'll say I'm a fucking brainlet bum

you're not wrong, but i went too hard last weekend and overslept and was late so this is my last chance

link it here we'll back ya france

Sure thing, friend. I promise.

No, I know you'd fucking kill me

>tfw to intellijent to meet new people

Why Elsa?

8 month pregnant wife is out of town until monday. I can finally drink heavily in peace with my two doggos

I made that putt for par btw

>mfw just visited /sci/ and an ass thread was made in the past 30 minutes

>iq threads
>pol threads
>hurt durr bait threads
>halp me choose my major
>lmao engineers are gay
/sci/ is garbage these days

There’s no knowing for sure, it’s like trying to know the location and momentum of a particle, you can’t know both

whats her name

>8 month pregnant wife

Mite as well drink till you die tbqh