why do you guys think moggy didn't stand for primeminster???
Thomas Bell
I see you, Angela Eagle.
I see your nervous blinking and the sag in your shoulders, the defeatism pouring off you in tangible waves. You seem tired, Angela Eagle, and the tremulous wobble in your voice betrays your uncertainty. Who can blame you, really? It's been a ridiculous bloody week and frankly the whole sodding thing seems to be collapsing like a house of cards. The masks are falling off left, right and centre and to just about nobody's surprise, it turns out those masks in the centre are actually a bit more to the right than they've been pretending.
It's been an omnishambles of the highest order, a weapons-grade fuckstorm of idiocy, with just about every politician in the country either falling on their swords or struggling to pull others from their backs, caterwauling and jockeying for position like a panicking shoal of fish in a feeding frenzy. Boris Johnson has been exposed as the cowardly little follow-through blusterfart we've always expected him to be, crapping the bed at a house party and trying to sneak out the back door before anyone notices the smell. Michael Gove has popped up to insist he's the man to sort out the mess, despite the fact he's got all the charisma of a hungry lamprey and claps like a haunted mannequin. Jeremy Hunt even considered running for PM, like a man turning up to save children from a house fire even though he smells of petrol and nobody's sure where he was an hour ago. And then, on top of all that, Theresa May looms over the horizon like the undead lovechild of Thatcher and Enoch Powell, as if she's taken one look at Stephen Crabb and decided that actually, he isn't quite homophobic enough to be leader.
The Eagle has fucking landed.
Lincoln Reyes
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Jeremiah Lee
We wait to see what fucking happens
Bentley Powell
LEADSOM E A D S O M
Chase Carter
>"back" to Conservatives >Implying you didn't vote for them in 2015 anyway like the scared little cuck you are
Cameron Moore
I will support UKIP as long as Evans and Carswell are not in positions of influence. If they are, they can burn in hell as 'Tories 1.5'.
Basically the extended registration deadline, by the government backfired. It ended registering millions on voters who don't normally vote, many of those voted to leave in the referendum.
>This suggests that Brexiters won by mobilizing millions of supporters who never normally vote, whereas the "remain" side got almost no net benefit.
>Any new "remain" voters were offset by others not showing up.
Chase Garcia
whoever in the last thread was talking about Spoilt Rotten! by Theodore Dalrymple, thanks. I've just ordered a copy.
Looks interesting.
Nathaniel James
Boris backed her but then again, who else could he back?
Benjamin Cruz
Now we go to Labour.
Comrade Corbyn will save us all.
Thomas Jenkins
What did he mean by this?
Logan Butler
>CAN ONLY GET BETTER
Logan Jenkins
Anyone got any lefty remainer tears?
It feeds me.
Noah Powell
THIS MAN
You won't regret it, he's a brilliant writer
Elijah Cooper
>tfw we will never get a documentary that chronicles the back rooms of all of the different parties for the week after Brexit
Landon Price
I want to punch that fuck in the face so bad
Thomas Collins
YouGov / Times poll of Tory members.
May wins in EVERY category sometimes by 50+ points
To early to decide but if UKIP dies and Tories stay as Blairites then what is the point of voting?
Robert Watson
Britain Elects @britainelects 8m8 minutes ago Conservative party leader preference, May v Leadsom: T. May: 63% A. Leadsom: 31% (via YouGov, Con members / 01 - 04 Jul)
Jaxson Murphy
I bet we will at some point. Hopefully Andrew Marr will present it.
Lucas Bell
PH's pessimism is perfectly justified. I had always agreed with him, but I didn't understand why he was so pessimistic. That was until the night of the referendum, in which I was sure we were going to lose and acknowledged that even if we did win, we wouldn't truly get out. Regardless of what happens we are doomed. British (and European, in mainland countries) tradition will be eliminated, Christianity will be destroyed, the white race will become a minority/extinct, whether purposely (white genocide) or just as a consequence of the idiocy of the likes of Blair and the youth. European countries may survive but it will only be artificially, and the current political scene will continue until eventually the Left has full control.
Juan Cruz
What could have been.. ;_;
Jack Rivera
YKTD is just annoying tbqh I mean, I agree with him but christ what an autist.
Jack Sullivan
wew, fug off
I was like, one of only 6 thousand that voted for UKIP in my constituency
Nathan Bell
Depends on which other parties spring up.
Jeremiah Nguyen
Have faith in meme magic.
Jose Thomas
Why are british women so fucking ugly. Polish and swedish women are way superior you fucking losers on brit/pol/ no one loves you brita everyone was cheering for russia,slovakia and iceland
Fuck sake, I thought it was going to be legit. Nice one getting my hopes up.
Michael Wood
The Eagle has landed.
Corbyn the commie's days are numbered and he knows it. We're coming for you Jeremy and there isn't a single thing you can do about it. That is why I am now a #DesertEagle
William Richardson
Don't give up hope just yet. Boris coming out in favour of Leadsom gives her a lot of credibility. If she plays her cards right regarding her experience in business she's still got a great chance.
Isaac Gutierrez
Someone needs to shop Nige onto Bruce's face
Brody Phillips
Cons are still utterly riddled with cucks
Even if mummy becomes PM it won't make a difference, look at the percentage of MPs currently backing May and Crabb. Reports say May could get to over 50% of the parliamentary party
Until that contingent is purged you should never vote Con
Josiah Scott
Who else here /on suicide watch following Nigel's resignation/?
As long as we don't get cucked out of Brexit I don't mind. He said he'll still speak at the European Parliament so there'll be a few more smug Nige moments.
Aaron Lewis
Mosley needs to be Albert
Wyatt Torres
T I M E O
C H O O S E
Chase Sanders
Looks like polls are all over the place again. Give it a few weeks for the race to tighten up as candidates leave. Then we should get a more consistent picture.
However I think we can be pretty sure that it's going to be May vs Leadsom.
James Walker
Dont be.
It's rare for a person like Nigel to exist, let alone exist in the country you were born in, and even more rare that he would be the one person who who shepherded the destruction of the EU.
He was a big guy
For me and for EU
Jaxon Morales
Yeah, also I have a feeling May is winning by so much at the moment mostly because she is the candidate that people have heard of. Give Leadsom some time.
Camden Fisher
fucking never. if i want to be Argentinian poor id move there. at least you can sleep outside in the summer
Don't lose hope. Many people still don't know her but those who do have a very good opinion.
HABEEB IT!
Josiah Turner
Based Nuttall desu.
Or Helmer. That mustache radiates control.
Luis Morales
I am going to murder you
Kayden Long
>All of these so-called "comedy" shows ended after Thatcher's reign ended
Hmm almost as if they didn't have to keep trying because they knew they'd won
Jason Morales
>wendyball 'fan'
get cancer you limp wristed sorry excuse for a country. go google 'sweden' - news and wank over all the murders and rapes your propaganda machine want admit is shitskins and doesnt have a comment section.
Anthony Lee
The sheen on the bat makes it look like a claymore, ready to decapitate the cucky shills for Woolfe, AKA Carswell's pet liberal nigger
Liam Martinez
No, Enoch.
Bentley Ramirez
don't cry because it's over, be happy because it happened
Eli Nguyen
I really couldn't give a shit about either the polls or odds. They're useless and both got it wrong on Brexit (especially the bookmakers). Leadsom has the momentum and it only makes sense that a Leaver should be the next PM.
Thomas Russell
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Henry Evans
Enoch or Hitchens would be more suitable
Benjamin Carter
We'll deselect the lot of them if Morality Mummy takes over.
Jordan Murphy
Don't think I'll do it, actually. No one else seems to want to, plus I'm about to be sick, fucking kebab.
I will give you the link so you can do it yourself though
These games are fun, and user picked a good line up. (Though some of those nicknames aren't great).
Sebastian Hernandez
Who would you have as your 3 man team to negotiate with the EU?
Robert Garcia
This, British politics in the next 5 years is going to radically change.
First Agent Comrade Corbyrn will purge the Blarites then all the Tory constituencies which had cuck MPs who voted Remain will deselect them to replace them with patriots.
Anthony King
Leadsom choked during the hustings this evening
It's over mummy posters - Back Gove or May will win this
Hunter Jenkins
Actually yeah desu it should be enoch
Christopher Torres
Some good old "i don't know anything about politics" tier crying over farage from a leftard on my feed today lads.
Wyatt Taylor
Imagine how amazing it'd be if he became a regular on This Week.
Levi Morales
MAY, Lammy and Ed Milliband
Andrew Jackson
What's more likely is the Blairites will migrate to the Cuckservatives and Labour collapses.
Ian Brooks
It says 'poll of tory members', so I would guess members.
Grayson Perry
TYPICAL
Leo Robinson
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Elijah Mitchell
Yeah, I ran out of candidates towards the end so I just went for people we'd all heard of
Jaxon Stewart
He was more than a real human bean, he was are human bean
goodnight, sweet prince are nige
Jacob Anderson
>Leadsom choked during the hustings this evening She did? I really didn't rate her performance at the Wembley debate, so I wouldn't be surprised. Boris nailed it at Wembley. I was for the first time in the campaign convinced that he might have what it takes to be leader.
I'd literally just send Pete North from the eureferendum blog. And 2 people of his choice.
Ryder Gonzalez
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Connor Collins
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Tyler Hill
Tell me mummy can win, /brit/. I have a horrible feeling.
