What is Japanese cuisine? Sushi

What is French cuisine?
Croissants.

What is English cuisine?
Fish and chips.

What is American cuisine?
Hamburger.

What is Italian cuisine?

Pasta, pizza, meatballs, ice cream, steak, saleme, panzerotti, granita, Focaccia, polenta, bruschetta, arancino, zabajone, prosciutto, cotechino, capocollo, trippa, salamella, casseruola, baccalà, amaretti, babà, tiramisù, semifreddo, torrone

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Torrone? Why does that sound so similar to the epithet for southerners?

WHAT IS SWEDISH CUISINE???????????????
SOMALI SEMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is finnish cuisine ?
kalakukko :D

Croissants are AUSTRIAN you spaghetti nigger

Guatemala?

What do you cook down there, guinea pigs?

Ahahahahahahahahaha...

Yes, in this form (pic) as bread
it's some french dudes who had the idea of making it puff pastry though

in my history book they said he was a turk

>baccalà

??

>baba
KARA BOGA

Pickled cod exists in every southern European country

what is australian cuisine
chocolate biscuit :DDDD
italy btfo

milo and vegemite :DDD

australians are avant garde and have mastered the cuisine of snack foods

we will rise up and force feed our enemies spoons of vegemite until they cry tears of aussie spirit

No you are mixing everything. It was made by austrian bakers after they won against the turks in a battle i forgot the name. This is symbolic because they are eating the crescent that's on the turkish flag

it's like how they used to waterboard terrorists at guantanamo bay

asado plus everything you said but in a better version

>i know more about the food of my own country than I do about foreign countries
really made me think

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>cultural icon of france is literally the islamic crescent
sort yourself out, Jean-Pierre.

Foreigners made it a cultural icon, here it's just a regular thing

we didn't make it the cultural icon, it's just another pastry here

>put an o or an a behind it
>it is now italian

>be me
>want to make lasagne
>buy unbranded lasagne pasta sheets from Lidl/Aldi
>make perfect lasagne
>a month later
>decide to buy "premium" lasagne sheets from Barilla
>pasta sheets are kinda curly and much weaker
>uncooked lasagne construction is taller due to stacked curly sheets
>have to add more sauce between layers so that the curly pasta will hopefully cook well
>leave lasagne some additional minutes in oven than written on the recipe
>final result is much worse than the "cheaper" one
>crumbly and partly uncooked sheets with watery base because sheets didn't absorb water
Why are Shitalian pasta brands so bad?

>Buying lasagne pasta sheets
>Not making your own dough
you brought this upon yourself

Italian food is just putting fancy names to the combination of pasta,tomatoe,cheese,ragut or dough. So little variety that is not really funny

Shitalians don't know how to make good "noodles" (and pizza as well)

Fuck off

And ice cream

Das ist sehr lecker!

In my region there's the same exact kind of noodles as the same shown in your pic. Spaghetti is just the most popular kind of noodles here, but each region has its own "traditional" one.

hai

Noodles (pasta) were invented in China
Tomatoes are native to the Americas

Really makes me think

These are Spätzle, which are German "noodles"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spätzle
But yeah, it looks like spaghetti, hence spaghetti ice cream which is made with a Spätzle press
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghettieis

>Spätzle

It was pretty in my school restaurant along with regular pasta
They were shit but so was everything else at this place

I don't know what you were eating there (quality wise), but if you consider pic related shit, then you're...

I didn't say the food itself is shit, I like good spätzle
I said they didn't know how to cook so it ended up being disgusting

italy btfo

>polenta
>torrone

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