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pink lady apples are the best

dad has finally left the kitchen so i can go put some food in the oven

good edition

need to breed this
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>469
overpriced

Granny Smith lad.

Apparently I'm too middle class to be sold illegal smuggled alcohol and cigarettes in Polish corner shops.

pitaya 2bh lads

Why

practically a cooking apple. vile

are you the pole

you're a literal apple pikey m8

wear a tracksuit, walk in chewing sunflower seeds, slow your speech

cutest fat girl i've ever seen

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what happened to Julio Gomez on blacked.com

he had a massive dong, but only did a few scenes

reckon he was gay, couldnt quite keep it up

BRAEBURN

do NOT like this new firelight thing on flux

How do I get gud at Tinder, lads?

I get matches, but conversations never seem to go anywhere

what was the last footy match /brit/ went to?

lol

pro life mongs btfo

What are the best cities of British Isles?

>tfw dad used to hit a lot when I was a kid so now I feel uncomfortable being in the same room as him and always leave

Me at the top right

this makes me hard

that's a good sized poo for a girl

me on the right

Edinburgh.

Can't remember but I think the man kicked the ball

indians are tanned europeans

My (construction worker) Polish neighbour told me that some of the shops sell things like that but quickly added that they probably wouldn't admit it or sell it to me because of how I dress and speak. Maybe they'll think I'm working for the police or something haha.

(I'm Polish too)

yeah if europeans all shit themselves to death

>at the end of the deal there are fewer people alive than at the start
Ah yes, "pro life"

Imagine living in some povvo country without nandos

Imagine not being me right now

>He doesnt enjoy the crisp sharp taste of a juicy green granny smith apple.

Smdh senpai.

Bath is the most beautiful in the country

Don't think I've ever seen an African guy with an Australian accent

Watch out lad I almost got fired for saying that to a colleague once.

are you going to poo off back to pooland when brexshit finally sharts?

That's not a golden delicious

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if you fancy a laugh head on over to /fa/ x

Leyton Orient vs Solihull Moors

Truly the patrician league

If you feel the conversation is drying up just ask them if they want to go for a drink, its the do or die moment

are there middle class polish accents
why don't you just wear a tracksuit

Dad got angry because he didn't know what 'I'm good' meant

this lad gets it. honourable mention for jazz apples. empires are also top apples.

Loner

Probably not since I'm a British citizen now, but it depends on what else happens both here and abroad.

Which one?

Might try that for a laugh.

Imagine falling for the nandos bait, overpriced average fodder

>lol

every day edgy pro choice mongs sway me further and further to pro life. I used to be full pro choice advocate. swaying more towards a two week window except in the instance of rape. keep up your literal rampant baby hating and I will soon be entirely pro life.

fuck me people here are such edgelord children.

saw a guy squatting on a fence earlier

On the nod if you know what I mean lads

hmm yes love a floury, soft, dry tasteless apple. idiot.

*nods respectfully at you*

>I'm a British citizen now

do you sound english or have you still got an offensive polish accent

the last City vs Burnley where Aguero scored an absolute blooter

Nodding out on heroin?

only ever go to nandos when I'm in a new city off my tits with hunger and don't know where else to eat

>chips AND mashed potato
mentalist

>le contrarian right wing catholic man

Back in 2000, just a few months after the NATO bombings of Yugoslavia my dad took me to a UEFA Cup match between Leicester City and Red Star Belgrade. Everyone at the stadium kept making bomb noises at the Serb players and their supporters all match. It was tremendous banter.

Shame Leicester lost tbqh.

if you have any more like this you can post it

painkillers

made a deal with the devil in a dream last night. seemed very real. wondering today if i actually did it

>He doesn't dip his chips into mashed potato and gravy

Do you even KFC cunt

never been to one
don't like football because I'm not a lower class runt

Never been to one and never will

Lads what’s the best type of pot noodle?

thanks for the permission lad

I've avoided him since I was like 13 when he strangled me and threw me against a wall because I threw pepsi over my sister in retaliation to her pouring ketchup on me

Mum said if I date anyone not white she wouldn't be happy.

What do lads.

Brits can tell I'm foreign but most guess I'm Scandinavian.

Yanks take me for a Brit though.

>murdering babies isn't edgy

absolutely creasing

What was the deal?

you don't realise how truly grim pot noodle is until you try the chinky/korean brands instead

do what you were going to do anyway
die a virgin

not right wing. much closer to center left. hate organized religion of any variety. islam being the worst of it.

how is not finding amusement from dead babies and their mothers who risked their life to birth them "contrarian" you fucking pathetic little faggot. it's the norm.

lol

dad gave me a black eye not too long ago

I'm 22

what kind of a fat, ugly, council estate chainsmoking inbred would tell her son something like that?

gta finally loaded

>faggot
fuck off yank

the potato and gravy is for my nuggies not chippies

One who cared about her people and not some wogs that have no true connection to this land.

what happened la?

A mother who wants the best for her son, my brother had a kid with an ugly spic

>gta finally loads after 20 minutes
>realize there's nothing to do
>exit the game

got a net worth of 75p (all the money I have)

wish my parents had cared more desu

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never had kfc in my life

I had just got surgery and he was mad so I dared him to hit me and he grabbed my neck so I punched him and he got me on the floor and kicked my head a few times

think my screen is dying

What connection do you have to this land?

>keep up your literal rampant baby hating and I will soon be entirely pro life
pls no not one shut-in neet having a backwards 1950s christian fundamentalist opinion on babies anything but that how will the world cope

net worth includes assets mate

Careful lad. If you act like you have a shred of emotional investment in anything here. Everyone will shout reddit at you.

kek

was this also the event that turned you into a limp wristed anime runt or were you already in that direction anyway

My ancestors have roamed it for over a thousand years