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pink lady apples are the best
dad has finally left the kitchen so i can go put some food in the oven
good edition
need to breed this
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>469
overpriced
Granny Smith lad.
Apparently I'm too middle class to be sold illegal smuggled alcohol and cigarettes in Polish corner shops.
pitaya 2bh lads
Why
practically a cooking apple. vile
are you the pole
you're a literal apple pikey m8
wear a tracksuit, walk in chewing sunflower seeds, slow your speech
cutest fat girl i've ever seen
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what happened to Julio Gomez on blacked.com
he had a massive dong, but only did a few scenes
reckon he was gay, couldnt quite keep it up
BRAEBURN
do NOT like this new firelight thing on flux
How do I get gud at Tinder, lads?
I get matches, but conversations never seem to go anywhere
what was the last footy match /brit/ went to?
lol
pro life mongs btfo
What are the best cities of British Isles?
>tfw dad used to hit a lot when I was a kid so now I feel uncomfortable being in the same room as him and always leave
Me at the top right
this makes me hard
that's a good sized poo for a girl
me on the right
Edinburgh.
Can't remember but I think the man kicked the ball
indians are tanned europeans
My (construction worker) Polish neighbour told me that some of the shops sell things like that but quickly added that they probably wouldn't admit it or sell it to me because of how I dress and speak. Maybe they'll think I'm working for the police or something haha.
(I'm Polish too)
yeah if europeans all shit themselves to death
>at the end of the deal there are fewer people alive than at the start
Ah yes, "pro life"
Imagine living in some povvo country without nandos
Imagine not being me right now
>He doesnt enjoy the crisp sharp taste of a juicy green granny smith apple.
Smdh senpai.
Bath is the most beautiful in the country
Don't think I've ever seen an African guy with an Australian accent
Watch out lad I almost got fired for saying that to a colleague once.
are you going to poo off back to pooland when brexshit finally sharts?
That's not a golden delicious
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if you fancy a laugh head on over to /fa/ x
Leyton Orient vs Solihull Moors
Truly the patrician league
If you feel the conversation is drying up just ask them if they want to go for a drink, its the do or die moment
are there middle class polish accents
why don't you just wear a tracksuit
Dad got angry because he didn't know what 'I'm good' meant
this lad gets it. honourable mention for jazz apples. empires are also top apples.
Loner
Probably not since I'm a British citizen now, but it depends on what else happens both here and abroad.
Which one?
Might try that for a laugh.
Imagine falling for the nandos bait, overpriced average fodder
>lol
every day edgy pro choice mongs sway me further and further to pro life. I used to be full pro choice advocate. swaying more towards a two week window except in the instance of rape. keep up your literal rampant baby hating and I will soon be entirely pro life.
fuck me people here are such edgelord children.
saw a guy squatting on a fence earlier
On the nod if you know what I mean lads
hmm yes love a floury, soft, dry tasteless apple. idiot.
*nods respectfully at you*
>I'm a British citizen now
do you sound english or have you still got an offensive polish accent
the last City vs Burnley where Aguero scored an absolute blooter
Nodding out on heroin?
only ever go to nandos when I'm in a new city off my tits with hunger and don't know where else to eat
>chips AND mashed potato
mentalist
>le contrarian right wing catholic man
Back in 2000, just a few months after the NATO bombings of Yugoslavia my dad took me to a UEFA Cup match between Leicester City and Red Star Belgrade. Everyone at the stadium kept making bomb noises at the Serb players and their supporters all match. It was tremendous banter.
Shame Leicester lost tbqh.
if you have any more like this you can post it
painkillers
made a deal with the devil in a dream last night. seemed very real. wondering today if i actually did it
>He doesn't dip his chips into mashed potato and gravy
Do you even KFC cunt
never been to one
don't like football because I'm not a lower class runt
Never been to one and never will
Lads what’s the best type of pot noodle?
thanks for the permission lad
I've avoided him since I was like 13 when he strangled me and threw me against a wall because I threw pepsi over my sister in retaliation to her pouring ketchup on me
Mum said if I date anyone not white she wouldn't be happy.
What do lads.
Brits can tell I'm foreign but most guess I'm Scandinavian.
Yanks take me for a Brit though.
>murdering babies isn't edgy
absolutely creasing
What was the deal?
you don't realise how truly grim pot noodle is until you try the chinky/korean brands instead
do what you were going to do anyway
die a virgin
not right wing. much closer to center left. hate organized religion of any variety. islam being the worst of it.
how is not finding amusement from dead babies and their mothers who risked their life to birth them "contrarian" you fucking pathetic little faggot. it's the norm.
lol
dad gave me a black eye not too long ago
I'm 22
what kind of a fat, ugly, council estate chainsmoking inbred would tell her son something like that?
gta finally loaded
>faggot
fuck off yank
the potato and gravy is for my nuggies not chippies
One who cared about her people and not some wogs that have no true connection to this land.
what happened la?
A mother who wants the best for her son, my brother had a kid with an ugly spic
>gta finally loads after 20 minutes
>realize there's nothing to do
>exit the game
got a net worth of 75p (all the money I have)
wish my parents had cared more desu
never had kfc in my life
I had just got surgery and he was mad so I dared him to hit me and he grabbed my neck so I punched him and he got me on the floor and kicked my head a few times
think my screen is dying
What connection do you have to this land?
>keep up your literal rampant baby hating and I will soon be entirely pro life
pls no not one shut-in neet having a backwards 1950s christian fundamentalist opinion on babies anything but that how will the world cope
net worth includes assets mate
Careful lad. If you act like you have a shred of emotional investment in anything here. Everyone will shout reddit at you.
kek
was this also the event that turned you into a limp wristed anime runt or were you already in that direction anyway
My ancestors have roamed it for over a thousand years