>start making love with a girl
>insert your cock balls-deep in her
>she turns around and says "come on baby, put all of it in"
Sup Forums lads, im genuinely considering suicide or at least a penis enlargement surgery whole night, I need some distraction
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How big is your penis?
How big is your penis?
Must be under 6"
>penis enlargement
You know they can at most only add an inch right? And that's like the best of the best
You posted this on like three different boards. Or is it a meme?
>big
fuck you
its 12cm
...
Try varying the angle of entry next time, it'll create the illusion of bigger benis
Give her my number lad.
How painful are penis enlargement operations
there are probably no penis enlargement options that genuinely work
you'll have to get creative with your tongue lad, not really sure what else to tell you
sorry to tell you but there's no real surgery that is guaranteed to work.
>start making love with a girl
>rock hard
>put condom on
>instantly start to go soft
how do I fix this spee
Masturbate exclusively to trap porn, specifically massive insertions.
>be inside bussi approx. 3seconds
>cum little dribblets
>benis goes flaccid
>she turns with disgusted look on face and sighs "already?"
>she gets dressed and leaves
Havent texted her since, its been like 3 days.
you can't, we weren't meant to wear condoms. nobody likes them, they only exist to provide a method of birth control to poor people.
welp, its suicide then
what sport is this
>girl girlfriend thinks my dick is average, is never interested in sex, often turned off, rejects idea of sex, always ignoring me and playing on her phone
>trap girlfriend thinks my dick is huge, addicted to Sex, loves sucking me off and swallowing, dresses up for me, cooks, cleans, buys me gifts, calls me, sends hearts in text message
>gf asks me where I'm going every other day, "oh hanging out with friends"
>really balls deep in sweet sweet boipussy
It's too bad traps can't reproduce because they are 1000x superior to real girls
Watersports
don't use a condom. it's virtually impossible to get aids from vaginal sex
nah, just keep at it. Men have everything in life at a disadvantage. Women? if they're fat, surgery. if they want bigger tits? surgery. bigger ass? surgery. prettier face? surgery.
meanwhile the things that are important to Men: height and dick size.. no surgeries. sucks.
you'll make it bro
fucking
Im also 5'10, your post is not helpful at all
are you pretty?
It could be a lot worse.
I wouldnt be spending my free time posting on Sup Forums if i was
like the othre user said, it could be alot worse. you're 5'10, which isn't awful.
also you got some pussy, user. you're LEAGUES ahead most of us.
>also you got some pussy, user. you're LEAGUES ahead most of us.
Yeah, i dont think this will repeat in the near futire
Who are these boner condoners?
>tfw my dick is so small even i dont feel like fucking
>tfw i just wait for her to go to the gym and then fap on her laptop
>meanwhile the things that are important to Men: height and dick size
maybe if you're a moron and ridiculously insecure
>tfw moron
Jerk off with condoms to get used to it.
>grills like me
>too aspie and/or oblivious to put my penis in one
pls halp
Bruh, just visit your cousins in Chicago and flex your accent on the gals at the bar. They'll love you
t. Nigger
There is no help
date an asian girl
who gives a fuck how SHE feels?
what are you, her sex butler? you fucking her for your pleasure, or are you fucking her for her pleasure?
if she doesn't like it she won't let you do it anymore, virgin leaf.
>implying i need her to """let""" me
>Be me
>Autistic kiss-less virgin
>Cute girl asks me out
>We kiss
>We fuck
I guess I'm not ugly, just autistic
You have PIED, stop masturbating
The Bulgarian manlet strikes again
>I like traps, because they appreciate muh small dik
Do I kys myself, become a monk, or what?
>having sex
>gonna turn 26 in a few weeks still a kissless virgin
lmfaoi
take it from an actual trap - we like big dicks.
>tfw your dick is literally twice the average size
feels pretty good honestly plus I'm a manlet so it looks huge on me
can I see
please
I think something actually went wrong with my penis growth, its the same size flaccid as I remember it being when I was 6
Makes sense
kys faggot, I'm talking about volume not length anyway, theres much bigger out there anyway
Sup bro.
>girls say it's perfect and fills them up
It was worth a shot.
Honestly get laid dude. For real. The wizard shit is a meme it doesn't work
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this guy makes me look like a dicklet, if you really wanna see a big dick look at this then
t.reddit
that is unironically too big
thanks for the recommendation though
Benis massage with garlic infused extra virgin (kekles) olive oil, jelqing and hanging
That's still pretty good
You're good dude. She just meant put all of her dick in your ass