What's your country's gf?

What's your country's gf?

occitania

countries can't have gfs you dumb fucking swedish cunt
i want to murder all swedes with my bare hands

that pic gave me a boner

>incest
Dude.

Speaking of ex gf's.

Norway, and similarly to how gfs steal your wallet money irl, Norway steals our culture (see: trolls)

give me your address and i'm gonna strangle you you fucker

nothing wrong with it

But Occitania is France

I'd still gladly skullfuck Occitania, tb h

We are the same people

You have been here many times so you should know. :3

earth lol

your mum

For me real France is the half north : Neustria and Austrasia

i'm not the alsatian poster, i just think the north is more french than the midi

Neustria is bestia

ex wife desu
kidnapped and brainwashed

Luxemburg

kill yourself faggot

That ones pretty easy m8

Why cant you damn Scandinavians just get along?

>finland
>scandinavian
dumb fucking cunt. too bad your flag isn't burger so i can't say
>american education

So tsundere, sorry we broke up.
Finland is mad we have a new gf.

>finland
>scandinavian

>implying we ever liked you cock slurping faggots

Indeed, look at this fuggen map I just yanked of google

A couple weeks back I started feeling pretty bad for Sweden because you seemed so defeated and always were made fun of. So I started pushing the Finland/Sweden threads and generally shunned bullying.
And then this is how it ends up. I guess I sure learned a lesson about trusting the Swede.

scandinavia: sweden denmark norway
fennoscandia: sweden norway finland
nordic cunts: sweden denmark norway iceland finland

I don't know but Canada is our brother. Mexico is our neighbor who let's his dog shit in our yard and doesn't pick it up.

Is there any lesbian or even straight doujin with art style?

You sure did som slurping babe. :3
We are still friends m8.

Hmmmm, very well then

I don't know about gf, but bf...

Pls resbond to this

dumbest thread been graced by my presence today

Italy is my waifu.

Sauce

Just you wait. Estonia will pass the both of us pretty soon.

What about Japan or the UK?

>friends
You wish.

Taken by Miyamoto issa

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spain but we are the gf

Maybe Japan

Don't be so tsundere Suomi.

Argie, obviously.

Sri Lanka ;-;

usa is our sugar daddy

**Northern Italy
ftfy

Trust a Swede, start to bleed.

hang dig bög hanrej

The finns here seem very angry for some reason. Our gf is Estonia of course.

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love all of italy pls

Trusting a Swede, a foolish deed.

unironically kill yourself

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I love you so much i can't even tell.

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>sw*De replies to your post

huutis

Brazil/Argentine

But I believe Argentine/Uruguay (Argentine has always cheated Brazil with those Uruguaians, bad Argentine! BAD!)

>Norway left Sweden via plebiscite over 100 years ago
>Sweden's "muh neutrality" meant that Scandinavia never united in the 19th century
>Sweden broke from the earlier Danish Kalmar Union, preventing Scandinavian union in the early modern period
Let's face it, Sweden is the awkward tsundere girl who ends up alone in the end.

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We don't have a gf we just have little bitchbois we slap around and fuck and that is basically the whole western world. What's up bitchbois

>sw*Des

>Implying Canada isn't our waifu
>Implying our "special relationship" with Britain isn't anything special

NZ is more brotherly love, I'd actually say Japan. The 2 country's are extraordinary close atm

Don't you dare get between us

Those are merely our bottom bitchbois

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Those who are vilifying us presently are all our ex-gf you know. But to keep our Asian attitude of manliness, we are keeping silence to those babes.

Probably Iceland

>I want to murder all swedes with my bare hands
Må Thor give dig styrke

Stop it, danelet, you are not pagan anyway

Japan is my gf

I'm 190cm, how about you slavshit?
And yes I am. But what would you know; you're not even a real christian anyway - you worship idols

fuck you, japan and I had relations before we divorce spen, so fuck off she's mine

ex-gf: austria
long distance gf: poland
or just no gf, forever alone

Stop embarrassing yourself danelet! You're too cute for them, someone might have a heart attack.

None
We tried to have Russia as one 2 centuries ago but got KEK'd

One can have many gfs mexico-chan ;)
*winks at you*

Not sure about GF but armenia is that one roommate who doesn't clean his mess, eats all of the food, and needs help getting his dick unstuck from the urn your mother's ashes are stored in

*smooch*

I wish Russia was my country's bff, but the Neocons and Europeans conspire to sabotage our friendship. For the time being, Canada or Iceland... or Israel.

i-israel?

we're more in a dom/sub relationship or cuck relationship with israel

sorry, we're taken

Wtf! We pay all your bills, you slut!

We're a bit of a slut. Dated everyone around after the death of our first love/abusive relationship, Rome, and then violently broke up with everyone. Britain is an ex we hatefuck with occasionally. Italy is the little sister of Rome, and it's just not as good as the original. Scotland, Ireland, Poland are girls we had a great fling with but didn't do enough for when they needed us the most.

America is the closest thing to an healthy relationship we have. And even then it can be stormy. She's like a younger, pretty girl that we know cheats on us constantly but we can't bring ourselves to leave.

Japan is girl we see once in a while and have a huge crush on, and it may or may not be sort of mutual, but actually dating would ruin everything.

>having older countries talk down to you in a romantic way
Very hot. Please continue.

gayest shit i've read here in a while. kinda agree tho

s-stop it, I love her

Japan's our pet, not gf desu

We want to be gfriends with someone really hard, but Russia is so tsundere, that no one can crack our shell.

Fuck off Sweden. All non-traitor norwegians hates swedes

Flanders

tfw united states cant find their true love
but wait
what relationships do the states themselves have?

Denmark

Eesti and Polska are pretty based desu

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