How the FUCK did this retard bang two of the hottest girls in Twin Peaks?

How the FUCK did this retard bang two of the hottest girls in Twin Peaks?

cant even tell if these are shopped anymore

when you bang one girl all of their friends follow

>bang two of the hottest girls in Twin Peaks
James fucked Shelly and Audrey? Did I miss that episode?

cuz he was fuckin cool

played guitar
sang love songs
had a motorcycle and leather jacket

JUST YOU

Girls like damaged goods

Not like 'I'm an autistic meme spammer on Sup Forums' damaged, but 'has it all but still isn't happy' damaged

Laura liked his naivety as she was so cynical and bitter
Donna liked that Laura liked him

Because Laura fucked everyone and Donna was just as lame of a character as he was.

his jawline and motorcycle

Anyone else disappointed Michael Ontkean won't return?

It's a small town, not a lot of options.

This

ANNNNNNN IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIi

Well fucking Laura didn't seem like much of an accomplishment, I still can't believe Bobby didn't know she was fucking all those dudes behind his back.

YES
CoopxTruman was my OTP

fuck off cunt
embarrassing

wew stay upset

He said two of the hottest, not the two hottest

On a scale, he banged #3 (Laura) and #5 (Donna)

>"I'm so excited about coming back I went and found my old sheriffs jacket"
>"Wait no I'm retired from acting

Wonder what the real reason is for him pulling out

>"I'm so excited about coming back I went and found my old sheriffs jacket"
What?

Here's the original unaltered version.

HOW'S PAVEL?

>yfw Bob died of aids

really? why? i always thought the opposite. if someone could explain why and how to make this work.