One shot at life

>One shot at life
>Wasn't born in Brazil
Why is life so fucking unfair??!

>tfw no Brazilian gf(bf)

You can still move there!

It's not as easy moving there as it is just being born there instead.

>Tfw could've been born in a country with hot climate and equally hot women
>Tfw was actually born in a cold and rainy shithole with unattractive women

Think from what I've heard, brazilian girls love gringos
So you might actually be at an advantage

Brazilians are violent psychopaths who kill foreigners for pocket change

>putting a boiled egg down the front of ur undies

wtf

T. Gringo who fell for some easy to avoid scam

>One shot at life
>born in Brazil
>get shot

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Sup Forums in a nutshell

fuck off wh*te snow monkey, we're full

Fuckin kek

>Tfw was actually born in a cold and rainy shithole with unattractive women
can we exchange places?

pls carpet nuke

He's not that snow white, bunda boy

I would tell you to stop complaining about your quality of life but I guess the refugees changed a whole lot there in Swede dirts. Theres no problem with moving here gringo-wise. Just be sure to avoid the favelas and the shady neighborhoods. Also, watch out for the scams in the street and outside banks

Are you kidding?


Do you even realize what a shithole brazil is?

You think fat asses trumps the random violence?

Just carry a gun lol

>unattractive women
With your standards I can't see Brazil as being much better

>full
there is plenty of space

our country is in a deep shit situation
be glad you haven't born here

>our country is in a deep shit situation
Brazil has been in deep shit situation since the time the Portuguese decided it would be a great idea to not only breed with the American natives but also to import millions of extremely violent, low IQ natives from Africa and breed with them as well.

Brazil has been in a deep shit situation since the time the Portuguese decided to colonize it instead of the British. Look at Portugal today, even if Brazil was 100% Iberian it would still be a shithole. Not nearly as violent, but still an irrelevant, parasite shithole nonetheless.

I know this is a meme thread but you should be executed either way joking about something like that.