Ywn have an American girlfriend who's wholesome and says things like 'wowsers' and 'hella'

>ywn have an American girlfriend who's wholesome and says things like 'wowsers' and 'hella'

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>wholesome
>says hella
'no'

you better hella shut the fuck up shaka brah

>tfw you will never have a British gf that says things like "u wanna hav a go blady wanka" and "u havin a laff u glorius twat".

>a british gf that pronounces "H"

don't make me vomit

want a dumb northern english tart to rub on my cock and beg me to coom

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Are you being cereal right now

>hella
>NorCal women
No thanks senpai

>You will never have a cute short haired Aussie gf who calls you "love"
>You will never go on a roadtrip with her around the US, bonding and falling deeper in love along the way
>You will never have her snuggle up close to you at night in the winter because she isn't used to the cold
>You will never get married to her
>You will never have a family with her
>You will never grow old with her
>You will never pass away quietly in your bed next to the love of your life
>Your grandkids will never name their own children after you

Bitch needs some sleep.

beautiful song desu

Makes me feel sad I was a loser when I was young

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>wanting to have a wholesome gf

I swear like a sailor, that's not gonna work out.

she is cute
also this
cute wholesome white girls do NOT use nigger vernacular

Joke's on you, I've already been there.

take a chill pill man

this dude

chillax

Don't even try and beat this feel because you cant
>tfw no japanese gf

>tfw no Finnish gf to babble her stupid language at you
I'm listening to [ASMR] Inaudible/Unintelligible Whispering in Finnish with Musi!
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those are contemporary examples of pacific coast vernacular that I hate more than anything

>try to have sex
>AAAAAHHHH EEEEEEHH OOOOOH AAAAHHHSHHCUIHVIUDFH

a pity you turned out that way, many people do seem crass as all ever these days

what is it exactly that's caused this unsophisticated trend? low intelligence? ignorant upbringing?

Lots of frustrations, comes with the job.

ASMR is unironically extremely cringy. anyone who listens to or makes ASMR should be beheaded publicly.

>ywn capture the moment where her hope dies

I got u senpai

>what is it exactly that's caused this unsophisticated trend? low intelligence? ignorant upbringing?
They've shown a correlation between the usage of profanity and intelligence. More profanity is correlated to higher intelligence. It's also shown to be a very good way of dealing with stress. Much healthier than, say, punching a wall.

tl;dr take your purity/sophistication complex and pls go

I somehow think that's a lot of crap, it's no effort at all to swear, it shows a lack of imagination and command of language, ie poor language skill, now that's a sign of low intelligence

Cursing is different than a language. It's stored different in your brain.

Yes, it's not classy to curse and I don't do it in public. But I rather vent like that than go on a killing spree.

That run on sentence and shitty grammar sure does prove your point.

Also lack of imagination is a good thing when it comes to stem minds. While you're busy coloring inside the lines we're hitting the books son.
I cuss a shit ton and am pretty smart. My gf doesn't cuss (wholesome) but she is also smart. We both hate arts btw.

BORN TO DIE
OREGON A FUCK
Jefferson Kill Em All 2013
I am the storm
410,757,864,530 DEAD RACHELS

source or piss off
low-IQ trash replaces every other word with a swear one

hey guess what, it's the internet, I'll be damned if some ninny going to tell me what's what about writing

you're the sort to cluck about that nonsense in a IRC channel I expect, well guess what, I'm not going to suffer your lame attempt to rebut me, see?

Yee better not be one of those fags who doesn't kiss Chlow.

I did but I also kissed warren

>killing Chloe

fuck off, no one is taking my Chloe from me, especially not some faggy storm

>non-canon ending

Literally google "Corellation between profanity and intelligence" and pick a link

Bonus points if you find the Yale link ;)

>find my source lol xD
no thanks honey

>Tfw I have a cute amazing American gf

com on lads le's sqash tis poofta

>tfw I have a cute amazing Kyrgst-something gf

>I refuse to inform myself
Enjoy your bubble

Who's the faithful woman in pic?

Kate

>tfw no catholic Russian gf