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Indie choons edition

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anime

hate it when a shit edition is posted just before my high-quality edition
bastard

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got a second date so i cant have come across as too much of a nutter

Yours was awful

Editions need to be short and sweet

would quite like a video game where you can shoot people in the leg and they collapse on the floor and lie there screaming in agony

NOT WHAT YOUR MUM SAID LAST NIGHT MATE

saw purple aki in the gym the other day

What's some mindless consumerist crap I can order? Like getting deliveries

Metal Gear Solid 5

early simpsons quality right here

>I'm a collectivist

fairly sure there's several games you can do this in

get a new watch

more screaming
more begging for mercy
I want the game to make me feel bad for shooting people

yank """"""""""""comedians""""""""""""

Read Dead Redemption, GTA IV

not really consumerist crap but get a slow juicer and get your 5 a day in one juice.

*raucous laughter and applause*

any sesh gremlins ITT

nobody liked my poem
spent a few minutes on it desu
feels bad

He just mispronounced the word. Like I really don't get why they feel the need to go crazy about stupid shit like this when they could attack the legitimately stupid things he does. Everyone pronounces words wrong

there was a controversial scene in CoD MW2 where you slaughter an airport full of innocent people who are all running and screaming

*draws on the front of your exercise book*

good post
completely agree

especially considering he was talking about healthcare, it was OBVIOUS he meant Namibia

nice song

I remember we wrote pedo all over this lads book because his girlfriend was in the year below and the teacher held him back and asked him was he being bullied

the combat in the last of us is the most brutal of any game i played. you can smash a brick to pieces on peoples faces. the people make very convincing screams of pain. especially when burning

pls be my gf

Why don't continentals seem to grasp the concept of a nation's right to self determination? Why doesn't Spain just give Catalonia a referendum, like we did with Scotland?

*wipes it off because mummy put sticky back plastic on my books*

I'm a man.

why do americans clap between words?

>he didnt have to make a collage and pritt-stick it to his book and then put the stickyback plastic over it himself for his first homework of the year
runt

the timetable

Because if they don't secede, they'll just threaten another referendum every time they don't get what they want (like Scotland and quebec)

unbelievable, folks *claps* unbelievable. *claps* this guy here, and this guy right here is great, he's just great *claps* you're all very special people. *claps* god bless

catalonia and scotland are not nations

to what extent am I obliged to socialise with the gf's friends? One or two of them are alright but the rest are just utter mongos and if I'm not careful I end up being dragged around town wishing for death while they all have a giggly girl catch up time

Next time I want to just say no, you go see your friends without me but I also don't want to be antisocial

because it's unconstitutional

because the catalonians will probably vote yes, everyone knew scotland wasn't going to

most countries arent nearly as nice to their devolved states as the UK

have quite a lot of work to do this year for college but still putting it off till the last minute haha

Why won't the kentish-wessex mafia give the Mercian people an independence referendum?

>non cursive hand writing

slovakia is not a nation

um sweaty its okay you dont have to pretend here x

sounds unbelievably gay

consider it a merci killing, heh

Shit lad what did you put? I put randy savage

catelonia would win by a landslide. spain is not long out of the Franco dictatorship, politics there are still quite heavily Regimist. See: the gag law. Basque has a seperatist movement as well, but they're not as vocal about it so much any more.

on my phone lads, can someone tell me what flag this is ? cheers.

Because the Spainish in charge are basically still the same bunch of fascists, or their offspring, that were around under Franco. They never really went anywhere.

>gym at peak times
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business idea: partition spain into multiple smaller nations, and at the same time expand gibraltar

one of those weirdo countries to the bottom right of Germany

Watching cute norwegian lads in skam. Hnnng.

peak time is 4:30 - 7:00 for my gym

getting women is easy

>anything other than david beckham or ronaldinho
u bent mate?

transgenderism is a sign of civilisational collapse

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CREASING

remember how all the europeons on Sup Forums were pissing themselves at the prospect of the UK splitting up in the last scottish referendum, but now the spanish are going through the same thing and nobody cares?

they really do have it in for us

queer

you got this off buzz's facebook

>regressive left

why is the font and interface all weird? why bother faking such a banal conversation

well, they do support segregation and judge people based purely on race

thats me

they've eternally got a bee in their bonnet because they have to use english to talk to each other

make racists afraid again

dont care about your petty """"politics""""

my concerns are global, and i make my own paradigm

>twitter.com/Chet_Cannon/status/911236957484625920
the left are incredibly regressive in their current format

how long and thin is your phone?

7am-9pm are peak times you bloody normie, if im not the only one there then its peak times

fuck off man

I don't wanna take my time going to work, I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag and ten or fifteen girls. What the hell I wanna go off and go to work for? Work for what? Money? I got all the money in the world.
I'm the king, man.
I run the underworld, guy.
I decide who does what and where they do it at.
What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels.
The game is mine.

I deal the cards.

my hairline is receding

Antidisestablishmentarianism

this is the face of the jap/korean poster

hes so cute x3

I once met Limmy at a charity do. He was surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny.

>plan out routine before entering the gym
>man on the bench i was planning to use
>do five mins on the bike then go to burgerking instead

a home gym would be nice

Real capitalism doesn't exist anymore
We need to go back to the 1800s

business idea: bikes but with electric motors on them that can power the wheels and you can charge the motor by pedaling

bit scared of how good a liar I am

been around since the early 90's possibly 80's haha u donut

no you're not

oh

3 year anniversary since maisiebro blew his head off with a shotgun tonight lads

Japan is so fucked
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don't believe you

Imagine being the janitor on this board and having to be all like "damn, Anonymous, your memes' fuckin' fine, all epic with your rehashed content and horrific unoriginal jokes. I would totally use these memes, both on the internet and in real life." when all he really wants to do is troll another 16 year old on facebook. Like seriously imagine having to be the janitor and not only sit on this board while Anonymous flaunts his disgusting memes in front of you, the Yotsuba B layout barely concealing his putrid body odor and greasy skin, and just sit here, thread after thread, hour after hour, while he perfected that meme. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking memeshit but his haughty attitude as everyone in the thread tells him he's WELL MEME'D, FRIEND and DAMN, Sup Forums MEMES LOOK LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit here and watch his redditish fucking posts contort into types of autism you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been posting nothing but a healthy diet of bollockscrushing threads and /anti-wh*te/ generals and later alleged international discussion threads for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Sup Forums. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his scraggly neckbeard as he sucks it in to chortle dismissively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to not get paid to sit here and revel in his "dank (for that is what he calls them)" memes, the memes he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous hours. And then the OP calls for another thread, and you know you could kill every single person on this board before the admin could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're the fucking janitor. You're not going to lose your future moderator career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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no it isn't
be quiet

aspie

naw

how long ago is it since that one guy got done for terrorist shit

IM ON A FUCKING TRAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF IRELAND WITH A FUCKING UK FLAG FUCK THIS

do romanians even have their own general