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Morgan edition

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>cucked by hawiye

>Aideed never had a based stache

>morgan never deafeated a super power
DROPPED

Somali warlord ranking
>Tuur
>Morgan
>Aideed

>literally who
>PUNISHED Morgan
>the alpha male

>Aideed is dead before getting to rule Mogadishu
>Tuur become President of Somaliland
>Morgan living comfy in Nairobi and the US

bump for the GOAT

Qaldaans > Hutu > Dhofaars > Jareerweyne > Raxanlangaab

Dir are humans

Bump for Ogaden

>conquered
Ogaden never been relevant politically

Ogaden are the cuck clan.

MJ are literal cucks

we say that but Jigjiga beats Mogadishu and Hargeisa

bump for Majeertania

>ywn have the courage of padrone

>tfw no chance to snack on malab for at least a few weeks

>ywn get Padrone on int
Malabs are easy, grow dreads and speak patois

>taking the effort to change yourself
>not being ABX in 2018-1
What did (You) mean by this?

Xalimos like Tyrones and love foreign culture

checked in honor of general morgan

checked
>not watching your xalimo crush getting BLACKED

88 need to finish the job
PORKED.com

>starting a thread without me.
Rude.

>socialist Somalia
never ever

GOAT planes

>Hargeisa/Seeland can't last a day without Khat
SCREECHING.

we took

Marexaans can't resist the Big American Cock

They only took some shitty MIG's.
The planes were sold to foreign governments.
Looks very creepy desu.

Farmaajo into cosplaying

SIDF will not allow you to insult our president.

>works a wage cuck office job
>comes to Somalia
>becomes president
>becomes a millionaire
JUST

That's unJUST wtf

There are plenty of ways an honest somali man can get money.

>ywn destroy the only platform for gaals
>ywn be JAMMED

>when the average Somali is too inbred and qaat addicted to realize that we have Uranium
>t. kacaan
>ywn exploit vulnerable Xalimo so you can get Sabayaad

The JUSTice league
>jimJUST
>"""""rational"""""
>Brock (but lowkey a Pokemon to xalimos)

>becoming anti-government this fast.

>cuck leafs
>le e-rapist
>SJW terrorism
>government
you mean qabiil states

there is something off with atheists desu

>ywn be as based as Cosby

hi there! i head my somali brahs hang out here. Can i chill with you homies, haha?

>hi there! i head my somali brahs hang out here. Can i chill with you homies, haha?
ROGER OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEE

why are somali men literally the most handsome men in the world?

how can """""""""b*ntus"""""""""" even compete

thats because we are Arabs and based

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delet this

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>tfw inbreeding is the main cause

Gotta keep that clan fluid.

my clan isn't inbred
based langaab intermarry with other clans

chekt
youtube.com/watch?v=MqpsusdisHU
Bantus > Somalis

>58M by 2100
Nice
Many faaraxs and xalimos.

>more tahriibis
>more fobs in Europe
>more little mogadishus across yurop

>implying Europe won't have mini-kinshasas

>tfw the black century

bump
how would you fix Xamar lads?

Could I pass as Somali?

you need to be 3 shades darker minimum

...

Way too light desu.
pic related is the real shade of any faarax

I-If it makes you feel better, we're autistic
autismspeaks.org/science/science-news/study-finds-high-rate-autism-among-minneapolis-somali-community

this is a Majerteen man, get it right
Somalis aren't MAjerteen

How do I get qt autistic Somali gf?

they like anything not Somali, tell her I'm no ashy abdi and next thing you see her V-shaped waiting for that Salami inside her

>
>How do I get qt autistic Somali gf?

are you a Somali? then no chance m8
are you non-somali? she'll absolutely jump at the chance
are you black? easiest slide in of your life

...

I'm not Somali but I'm not black
Okay thank you for the tip

glad to help a brother

just imagine how her butthole must taste sxb. white/horn mix is literally unbeatable. G*d bless racemixing

>just imagine how her butthole must taste sxb. white/horn mix is literally unbeatable. G*d bless racemixing
bless her Swedish mom, there's another mulatto Xalimo can't find her cuz she deleted herself outta social media. Ashy Cabdis chased her out of her Somalinimo

Based Dawuud

war halow
ya tahay

kkkkkk is this who I think it is

>*turns off VPN*
>ducks acid attack

based sxb
its the madman himself kek

ahh you are the oc creator. I see you're taking steps to become an Sup Forumselligent man

Indeed.
>Wake up and go on Sup Forums
>See Somali gen
>Is this who I think it is?
>See JAMMED
>mfw

>ywn spend 2 years grooming young vulnerable autismoettes and end up posting sob stories on their FB pages

*blocks your path*

>when you get cucked out of your own server by a 5ft 7 xabash BULL

we need to wipe the Xalimos

>When you replace Islam with radical SJWism and instantly open your legs for Chad Thundercock
We messed up, bigly.

>tfw you try to tell ppl not to do it but they do

NOW THAT YOUR NOT MY BABY ILL GO DO WHATEVER I WANT

>when she don't want a Abdi but would settle for Tyrone the gangbanger and Roger the racemixer
>he won't do it

>YAAAASSSS GUUURRRLL SHOW THESE ASHI ABDIS THAT THEY AINT SHIT! SLLEEEEIIIGGHHHHHHH
>ends up 34, busted vagoo, and 2 kids

what did x*limos mean by this?

>when you have a choice btw books and mooryanism but teach your kids mooryanism for muh clan

chekt
Edris Elba is the perfect male image, he can have my babies

>cucking yourself out of a religion that provides (up to) 4 (FOUR) submissive, TradCon wives
What did ex-muslim abdis mean by this?

> (You)
>>cucking yourself out of a religion that provides (up to) 4 (FOUR) submissive, TradCon wives
>What did ex-muslim abdis mean by this?

>mfw

i don't know why but somali women are like the hottest on the planet

t. mulatto

>reads Surat Al-Baqara

they're not , don't inflate their egos

if autismo hijabis with low self-esteem are your thing, then they're all yours

>Can't even afford benches
The absolute failed state of Zoomalia

the hot ones are

>ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?418166-Trying-to-find-a-wife-revert-brothers-only/page2
kek
bench is a luxury
they're sluts

even better