ITT We fake a language we don't speak as best we can

ITT We fake a language we don't speak as best we can.

For example

Finnish: Kekka souma perkkesou taamisakka talvinostii jituun vituuvastta

Polish: Prczicowizcz nikolaja eypjci bolzcaj brizjainskojaczi

i suck at it but i'm just here to see how people will imitate french

le jouez se la tuittuie veccoume sh'a mizuite bonne parloure hon hon hon

Pour jais vous la pais nes tarques mais narques coque tourrezze qourainnez mas

That was my terrible french.

...

je capitule vin croissant baguette hon hon hon

How to mock English people?

oi! did yer hear tha bahngs? how meni woz it? toym fohr tea n biscits

Just speak Gaelish

ching chong
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.
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chang

Honda mitsubishi suzuki yamaha hiroshima nagasaki.

ongulduk turk block penisu turkiye black zonguldak sik de lan amk kingu cingol mongol rapebayb arab

biz bu turk yaniliyorum yilmaz basakeshiryorum boydur

phe mou be pha po ning chau ti nae ping pheu noe tia zoro nah

Her mischsther der arbgeitrunden vir seloprondaiten

Schaftfutdirelwängerdindunüffingrastreichwienertacht

Italian: E grandiosso, virat ella bella! L'homme dazur-a si!

Irish: O gaelic sur chlec-na-branh, thec da chtalur

bashka vodka fasha svoboda narodnye syoesty braski

GIDDY UP PARTNER WE GOT OURSELVES A DARN NIGGER IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, LET'S TEACH THIS LITTLE COON A GODDAMN LESSON BANG BANG BANG BANG DANCE FOR ME LITTLE NIGGER YEEEEEHAW

>Je capitule! La terre francaise est maintenant Allemande! Vive le 3ieme reich!
How did i do?

svaral god bag kobehaven bokmal norge dansk nosh

looks italian

looks french outside of tourrezze and qourainnez

are you fluent

>tfw literally everyone here knows english so they can't give an unbias interpretation

>Jag gillar neger kuken i min roven!
>OOGA BOOGA

Guess the languages.

icelandic:
þrýst eyjlla ðryska ðu þyr skalvarti op hrysta

breddy gud

Idiot, you're supposed to fake the language like sim speak, not speak it fluently.

first one is swedish
second is somalian

Swedish and Portuguese

how do you guys still find it funny

>inb4 butthurt xD

basically orcish

Looks like cue cards for a drunk dane, to talk about norway

Grobeë balalaika husky Russo Kiev grain Lenin Stalin

samo okreni se i idi
nek niko ne vidi
koliko znacis mi

Pretty good desu

žulije vihj nataja gorode krasaja hrvstikaj isdanjeć

-l⎇↾ ⇀ ⥑└┘┝╕╖╖╞┓⥌╿╷┼

>American
Hola, cómo está, mucho gusto, Mi nombre es José Sánchez

ich bin lauden ihchen der nathewurnez heil hitler auschtenshiwen die deutchlanden

પ નુલુંગ લસશ

volkswagen das auto anchluss zeit deutschalnd uber alles mein kampf frankfurt hamburguer sehr gut heil!

How would they know what question to answer though?

Japan/korean written in real letters:
hakunara datsyuki juzuki sudoku kimora hiki toyota hayo siko auto si

Funnish:
Joika poikinen soumalainen jäämilöiset

chinese
bodngdok n shagmpl lighn min gedol

pojebina sukovata pidorasy vashei rasy

guess which lang?

blusukan dongibab gipidap

and this?

For what I remember people mocking before I learnt English

Good morning oh my god, fuck this shit I love new york one two three hello my name is george bush bling blong blung wish wash wosh splash

Hæhæ not bad

Poo

Die zwei Schweizerneken das Heilneken Autoein und Diesschuweistadtkant

>Swedish
jag är bög och jag gillar suga jättekukar

Russian

Ja, das sheitzficken aus gezung. Die shitzenfnoffen das kunginen scheissewesser.

Ah, gwanda blitz. Sul sul! O vwa vwaf sna. Sperk gibbaris. Ya gotta wob'ere! Ya gotta wob'ere! Turkey nurbler? Litzergam.

VAD FINSK MAN GÖRA????

LÄRA SIG OBLIGATORISK SVENSKA I SKOLAN!!!!!!!

Olá, sáo por favor? Eu voce o merida. Sáude!

je parle juste un peu francais monsoir, et toi?

j'aime les pommes de terre, son't tres fantastique

яushn is the korekt anser

what doth life, Sup Forums?

J'apprends le français à mon université.

VAD GÖR SVENSK "MAN"??????????????????????????????????????

ANALSEX MED MÄN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anatano manko hontoni daisuki desu

You're not supposed to speak your own langauge

Ju me wiet paraplu portemonnee trottoir toilet krulbroodje de otel bardu bardu honsjevepomdemomomo.

Ya shal now de dingedingdangdong dat ya no need ya speek yar speekerism, y'all here me mi boy?

Howdy, Cletus! Dis ma sister and wife, Mary-Ann. Praise jeebus

kraas kriis kemma koos kuus houten maars keep kiip sook van eek

u wot m8? avin a laugh wen he def not al in his 6 and sevens for making the bannister weep and have him have to wizzle and mince me own up the apples and pears?
ummm... björk björk?

hesnapleke de flünda de benny hannadanamamamamaku mere

Sabzi-khoran farz irsh-o-moraz tu shaan-e-faras watan parast shaad baad e aalishaan. Zal zala quismat shabaab zinda-baad taraquiyoon kamaal mallika-e-faras.

>talvinostii
>Talvi osti
>the winter bought
Not bad

Tala uytna edil ag indira ulemban firinda lelebum

Thick af L's and heavy rolling R's.

Nice try for an euro.

I have no idea what Norwegian sounds like.

CHING CHON CHINK CHINESE DUO U LIEKE A EGG RWOOLLL CHIMMICHANGA I EATU DOGGO