Childhood is dreaming about moving to America and living the American Dream

Childhood is dreaming about moving to America and living the American Dream.
Adulthood is realizing the American Dream is dead and the Australian Dream is alive and well.

Delete this you fucking leaf

Delete this you fucking leaf

i'd still go for that sweet money
america n1

still don't get why it lists using more oil/electricity as a bad thing

>make more money
>everything is more expensive there so you're not really any richer but still have to endure all the red parts

Expensive

The Australian dream was alive and well until commodity prices crashed. Too bad the Aussies bet the farm on artificially inflated Chinese consumption.

I'd move to Australia but then I'd have to live with Australians so nah

I'm pretty sure the lower electricity/gas rates more than make up for the increased usage.

What if you always wanted to have 1.1 son?

>be american baby
>die

>everything is more expensive

Most things are cheaper in the US.

>be australian bogan trash whore
>get pregnant at 15
>make friends with retard who buys sports car from overseas
>die when he crashes into a tree at over 130 MPH and splits the entire car and its contents in half
>restrict anything and everything a person can drive until they turn 3 millenia old

Old age is realizing you should have moved to Colombia or some other emerging market and live a much better life than in any Anglo shithole.

why is american of fat and very very very stupid??

>have 10.09% more babies
aussie virgins, lmao

>10% more babies
Why are aussies so horny?

too much fasd food

I need to leave the continent

m8 the rent is too expensive, job is scarce, technology is shit, the ozone is broken. Don't move here.