press F to pay respects to this man's fraudulent career
he's about to do absolutely fucking nothing yet again, miss 5+ shots, fail to beat Atletico Madrid, be 10 points behind Barcelona, and have 1 league goal by December. Just got off to China already you useless cunt.
nigga you gay as shit
Lahm knew when to step down
fucking obssessed
do you think about him when you're in bed at night?
*wins balon d'or*
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
r u ok
TSUUUUUUUUUU
certainly doesn't deserve it
Ah yes another marvelous showing by FIFA's The Best
Just awful
The sad thing is that Zidane will keep playing him because he is Ronaldo
F I N I S H E D
I
N
I
S
H
E
D
F
Flames to dust
Lovers to friends
Why do all good things come to an end?
can't wait until they give him another balloon door so this corrupt fraud is forever exposed
F
Fuck off, Sup Forums
it's not his fault Atletico Madrid played like cowards, parking the bus for all 90 minutes
F
CHI
atleti played for a draw, tsunaldo and friends went to score. Tell me who did a better job.
Real Madrid played better and deserved the win.
>that meme gif
He didn't actually say that. Plus, he's back to doing another anime film, so that'd be some epic hypocrisy on him if he did say that.
Based OP
>tsunaldo and friends went to score
>2 shots on target
they played differently, not better. Atleti played their hearts out as well.
F
The absolute state of Statpadnaldo
the hell is yallakora
>just got off to China
Kys
A-Are you a wizard?
le tap in lad is finally exposed?
forever in the shadow of messi
...
nice assist
When you dick ride ronaldo so bad you pretend it was the assist....
are you thick m8?
it brought me to this arabic site that had to be translated by google chrome for me to understand.
it contains articles such as "Adebayor plans to commit suicide more than once"
It's not your fault, Halal-weeb kun. What Chile did to you that night was not your fault. You must move on from the rape.
what rape are you referring to?
Chile hasn't won against us in like 10 years.
are you ok?
>0-0
>rape
ameridumbs, everybody.
>chile rapes Argentina 0-0
Chile raped your hopes and dreams Halal-weeb kun. You changed drastically since that day.
It's not your fault son. It's not your fault.
>lose cup so badly your footy messiah quits
>it wasnt THAT bad ok guys
Reminder that he will win the Ballon D’Or
he was okay and involved last night tbf, usually he's absolute garbage when he doesn't get to tap it in
What absolutely riles me up is how this fucking diving piece of faggot shit smiles in fake disbelief as if no one can see what he's actually doing.
>M-muh goals against Eibar! Muh Leo!
The writing style is familiar. It’s the same loser making these threads at every opportunity. You poor pathetic piece of shit.
>losing 0-0
>your footy messiah quits
>he literally didn't
O N E
N
E
The Argentinian googling capability everyone.
SIX
I
X
>penaldo 4 children
>missi 3 negritos
missi btfo yet again
Isn't one of Penaldo's children's favourite player Messi?
will never receive a yellow card for that... he's a fucking tool and a product
He was never at any point better than the Messiah
...
It’s called being smart Mustafa. Now go cry about the b2b hat-tricks to yourself.
it a hoax, but don't dig too much it goes deep
>American flag
Every single time. Why are you so obsessed?
>inb4 someone calls me a Donaldo fanboy
so its true all americans are retarded
> even I falsely get the freekick I am exposed being a diving cunt
you probably have different standards of what 'smart' is on your pointless island
At least he’s scoring, kek
>tfw too intelligent to score
It all comes tumbling down
>building your squad around drama queens
Is there any group on this board more pathetic and obsessed than messhitters?
>Penaldo exposure thread
>No mention of Messi
Who's obsessed now?
he's so shit now, it's hilarious to see lmao
>It is said that, if Ronaldo convinced Messi to join him in America, he would pocket an eyewatering £58million per year.
>But, now Messi looks destined to remain at Barcelona, Ronaldo stands to earn £35m annually instead.
when your entire fucking life is revolved around the media trying to pin you against the GOAT you but fail in every aspect
>thread about Ronaldo
>mentions Messi
Hmmmmmm
>the best
>scores 1 goal in 20 games
jajajajajajajja
...
he actually did this last season but everyone seems to forget as he finished so strongly and madrid won everything
he was v poor until around feb/march, then in the latter stages of the CL he scored lots
>in the latter stages of the CL he scored lots
offside lmao
>t. scatalan
ronaldo will be playing until hes 40 and will win 2-3 more ballon d'ors
This looks like United's ugly young Ronaldo in new pretty Madrid Ronaldo's jersey and hair
>anybody that doesn't like poonaldo is catalan
lmao ahmed
>bringing up the one and only GOAT Lionel Messi in a thread that has nothing to do with him
I'm gonna have to prescribe you an anti-obsessive pill a day m8
The slow painful decline and the drama surrounding it is going to make Rooney’s end of career look like Zidane’s
If the team don't feed him, he do nothing. Last year was this poor until April. No fucking creativity.
what if, and this is just an idea, those two people are actually one and the same?
i don't like ronaldo that much whether it be the dives, his selfishness, his attitude, the fact there are actually retards out there that think hes better than messi. but i think this is the end for ronnie and its a bit disappointing. no question he's a great player but he's 32 and just had a rapid decline in form. does he come back from this?
>argie
>rating the choke artists higher than D10s
You shoul evaluate the possibility of terminating your life
I unironically this night dreamed about Ronaldo statpadding in the MLS because he realized he was finished and couldnt play in Real any longer.
Argiebro is unironically right. Messi top 3 ever.
talking about choke artists...
Sorry buddy, sudacas dont give a shit about club football unless its THEIR club.
This GOAT got one for da land and managed another final with a sprained ankle.
Back to your prayers, mohammed
>poland in charge of knowing about a whole continent
Tell us more about ourselves, Wojtek.
Literally CL topscorer with 6 goals in 4 games. Like every year Messi will dissapear around februari and TSU will take the cups.
You are all white prussians who despise the mere thought of putting your fingers in another mans butt
Also, laughing at you missing the WC
Which is funny since I am white and blue-eyed, yet I have no qualms with fingering the occasional boipussi.
Oh, and the flag is Indonesia. Seems like you need a little bit more of that costly education. If only you werent a military loving subhuman who despises every socialist notion...
>ju-just w-wait until he scores 4 offside goals in cl again
ayyyyy
You realize you don;t need an education to hover over a flag and see who it is, and I was fucking with you?
PS: why are you assuming I'm a fascist whne my country actually elected a socialist president which the US then overthrew?
>not all disability are visible
>some disabilities LOOK like this
>muh Allende
He did that to himself, trying to save that literal shithole populated by subhuman scum
>literal penal colony of the world's most brutal imperialist scum has the gall to call others subhuman
Take a long, hard look at yourself you disgusting, ignorant bogan piece of trash.
I'll just leave this here...
Shut up, monkey
Do you still export batshit?