/heem/ and /pvz/

>latest tweet
twitter.com/PaigeVanzantUFC/status/931580594261188608

>latest instagram post
instagram.com/p/BbnyklRFNO5/?hl=en&taken-by=paigevanzantufc

>next fight
cbssports.com/mma/news/paige-vanzant-says-her-next-fight-will-be-for-the-ufc-womens-flyweight-title/

>Latest non-mma work
mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ufc-paige-vanzant-chopped-food-network


I'll try to get the paige van zant calendar together

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Paige gives advice on a workout

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>/pvz/
yes! cute!

>mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ufc-paige-vanzant-chopped-food-network
>tfw paige will never cook for you
y liv

oh god damn

>It's me again

based

>defends neo-nazis
>has Jewish wife and daughters

How is Joe so open minded?

reminder american women want the big emu cock

his wife is jewish?

What part of Australia are you from heem?
Downtown Melbourne here

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no

Did you say emu?

Vienna

>showing highlights of Rockhold submitting Bisping

I thought highlights are supposed to show that Bisping has a chance against Gastelum?

are all aussies hobbit height?

is it like a giant island-continent of manlets?

I'm in Melbun too.

lol hes from the pozzed cunt town

you fuck your boyfriends dad today mate?

who is your favorite xx chromosomed fighter

Alice springs

Your entire country is a gay paradise now lad

average height in australia is 1" taller than america

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the law hasnt been passed yet, theres still hope lad

plus they could already get married, defacto, nothing changed except now they can get divorced LEL

pozzed cunts played themselves into a shoot

Theres no way thats true.

I thought he had T-bombed him at the end. He is apparently classy as well

M-muh digh

Kangaroo Island

Saint-Petersburg, Яussia.

>the obesity epidemic fetish has spread to Colombia

The West is truly lost

Any Van Diemen's Land men in?

I like MMA. Masvidal,GSP,Royce,all them guys. Cool dudes.

Her father was a jewish comedian named Robert Schimmel.

too much posterior

looks like a british slag to me m8. That girl also has a very unfortunate body structure though.

Bankstown

>tfw only lebo on heem

U have to go back

Will brooks, from bellator champ to prelims of an australia card

But what if you exclude Hispanics from America's height statistics?

You can tell she smells bad

best nickname on the card tonight?

Yeah, just meant that a Colombian was posting it, implying he likes overweight girls.

vienna

hope lentz wins, but he sucks.

>what are those quads

How will brooks fuck it up this time?

are you the anti-white cuckposting fag

Will this fight determine weather Will Brooks is a can or not?

I'm betting that is somebody's 40 year old mother.

reminder that obese people should not be allowed in mma

if we remove asians we'd be 6 feet taller than america

>I'm heem
>I'm heem
>I'm heem I'm heem I'm heem

will "i should have stayed in bellator" brooks

Nah, anglos are aiight. That's probably an abo or a fob

can i fuck your lebo sisters mate? cheers

who is that cutwomannnn

pretty sure it's a nip from r/asianmasculinity

>weather
man I suck at language

>reminder that obese people should not be allowed to live

fix'd

Yeah, but then your average IQ would become 90.

the anti white guy is a sjw abo

some lebs are alright they just have anger issues and always fight in packs

Inshallah we will overcome this adversity we face mate

wagga creek

thats ok ahmed its hard learning 3 languages

whats for dinner lads

go back to china

The nigger is from Chicago?

I'm torn between supporting a nog and supporting a hometown boy.

89 points higher than america

Swayze Valentine

cool

I don't like Will or Lentz. But I'm rooting for Will because Lentz is more of a punkass.

found out the girl i was gonna ask out in a few months when id bought my own place just got engaged lads

im gonna try with her sister now

Made some rigatoni with spicy sausage and 3 kinds of peppers. Was bretty gud.

God i want to kiss her cute little butthole

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You are (not) alone

Never seen a good fight out of either of these goofs. Looking better than I thought it would.

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sweet I'm glad we got you use your thread next

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whens the 4th movie?

wife just sat on my lap and gave m'pack a squeeze as she got up, I think I'm gettin' some tonight boys

WHERE DID I GO WRONG

I LOST A FRIEND

Why is this thread so slow, are we split?

johngoodenuk
Let's go to work!
instagram.com/p/Bbp1mKHlq7L/

Do you get shot in America if you refuse this meal?

WHAT'S SO FUCKIN FUNNY!!!!!!

its a fightnight with a card of nobdies.

Asians really hate animals

Yes execution style in front of your family

we belong to /asp/

It's been spicy so far though. Casuals btfo once again.

why would someone eating a pizza shoot you?

1-0 lentz

Fuck. RIP Joe Rogan.

I´m more of an Ivan. But you´re right about the three languages.

are there any anons in the crowd?

>needing a couple months to work up the courage to ask out an aussie slag

fresh to death

Australians shitposting IRL