Live in North Carolina

>Live in North Carolina
>Our most exotic fireworks are snakes and sparklers

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That's why you faggots drive over the to S.C. and buy what you want tard.

snakes and sparklers are the good stuff
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Man im 3 hours from the border

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I thought everyone took a ride to South of the Border to get the good stuff...

Sounds like a fun night for a road trip with your buddies while getting blasted with fireworks when you get back.

What's a firework?

This.

It's really not that hard. I'm about to go shoot of a few dozen artillery shells I bought in SC

You mean they ain't got no husker dus or husker don'ts?

That's exactly what they do.

tfw live in texas and my neighborhood is gonna sound like a warzone soon

>tfw it already sounds like there's some shit going down and the big stuff isn't even on yet

with or without the scooter stick

Why waste money on fire works when i can just shoot in my back yard.

HAHA 30 mins from SC don't be a fucking pussy bitch

Because you're a dick, a traitor, and a pussy if you don't know the difference between that and blowing big colorful explosions into the sky after the sun goes down.

>live in rural as fuck NH
>fireworks are going off in every fucking direction non stop for 2 hours now
I just hope the trees don't start burning lads

>Live in Oklahoma
>We make our own fireworks
You haven't lived until you've carefully constructed a home-made Roman candle and nearly burned the neighbor's house down.

i plan on doing a flint experiment tonight
take one flint from a lighter and heat it red hot, then throw it on the ground

seen it on yt but he used a bunch

>next door neighbor kid likes to make his own
watch this!
>pew pew pew
>ok
watch this!
>sssssssssssss
BAM
>adults running everywhere
>is everybody ok?

4th of July best of July.

>i made this 4u

Happy 4 july burger.

Thanks, man