/hp/ Harry Potter General: JUST Edition

Reminder that Harry could have fucked any girl in the series, but settled for the meme tier Ginny Weasley

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>Dude lmao I'm in Gryfindor

gryffindor a shit

hufflepuff best house

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dullest

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why did he get a typical job and not some cool shit?

I don't know senpai. He had a fortune from his parents he litleraly could have had any job, and settled for a paper pushing wizard cop.

>tfw Harry doesn't become a pro quiditch player or the best defense against the dark arts teacher ever

He became a wizard s.w.a.t. And you're still just a barista.

Because rowling is a hack

Not really, after all the Voldemort supporters were caught he just became your typical donut munching patrol officer

>He became a wizard s.w.a.t. And you're still just a barista.
you're projecting again user

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Kek

Wrong I am unemployed.

Even though this is a joke It just pisses me off at the fact that there are many people out there who believe and takes this as really true. I'm a Hufflepuff and I am the proudest and happiest Hogwarts student in the realm. In my everyday life I strive to become a better person. A person who is loyal, kind, hardworking, and brave without showing off. And yes! That's right. Gryffindoors maybe brave but they show it off. Hufflepuffs on the other hand ARE BRAVE. But they never show it off. #HufflepuffPride!

I salute all of those fellow Puffs out there!

You mean a Reddit general for one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises throughout. each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

The autism is strong in this fandom

>wanting dumb mobile posters that should be range banned in /legbtt/

>le mobile posters are big dumbs dumbs meme XD

What did he mean by this?

rowling is bat shit insane

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see what I mean /letterbutts/? you don't want mobile scum there unless you're a marketer and the sites dying haha.

Fuck off hufflepuff

can't believe that fucker didn't fuck Luna
well he's one of the worst protagonist ever so I guess

He fucked her in front of the Thestrals to show his dominance.

Ginny was supposed to be 10/10 wife material in the books

Every damn time

He thought Ginny was cute the first time he saw her in book 2 and continued to think she was absolutely gorgeous throughout the series. Luna was also a lot more crazy in the books instead of just being an absent-minded hippie thing.

So yeah, blame casting and acting.

Ginny was 10/10 slut material in the books.

This is the correct answer. She dated like five guys in the span of six months or something. We all know she was riding Neville's dick that whole year Harry Hermione and Ron were hunting for the horcurxes

She was supposed to be attractive, definitely not wife material.

unless you're one of those leftist types