>computer, create the perfect waifu
>*define paramters*
>give her the body of actress Emma Watson circa earth year 2015. Take away all free will and make her completely subservient to me. Give her the ability to perform any sexual act I wish of her.
>*installing personality: Thai prostitue*
>no wait! Computer I've changed my mind. Install personality: innocent naive virgin.
>*installing personality. Define interests.*
>make her enjoy anime and tabletop games. Also, make her enjoy cooking and baking. Also, make her enjoy PC gaming and give her a preference for playing support and healing roles.
>*installing interests. Define skillset*
>make her highly proficient at performing oral sex
>*warning: proficiency in this skill will override innocent virgin personality*
>never mind that. Don't install a skill set.
>*creating waifu: awkward but pretty teenage weeboo*
>no that's not what I wanted. Give her social skills
>*unable to create waifu with these parameters*
>you know what. Never mind. This isn't worth the effort. Computer, load simulation: Saturday afternoon of Sup Forums and masturbating to erotic Harry Potter fanfic.
Computer, create the perfect waifu
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its ok OP, we're still here
>Computer, generate a universe where I'm not a 27 year old kissless virgin
>Unable to comply with your request ... virgin
>defining your ideal waifu
Immersion lost.
Pretty sure you meant "circa 2011"
>*installing personality: Thai prostitue*
>no wait! Computer I've changed my mind.
why?
Computer, one Kahlan plz
With a button on her nipels that lets me change the color of her hair
>computer, create a sealed off building of 5 floors.
>fill this building with 50 annoying naked 10 year old boys.
>increase their testicle size by factor 5
>make them all hyper as fuck
>computer, add one Alison Brie dressed in a leather dominatrix outfit.
>give her a bag full of castration and cock n ball torture devices.
>increase her bust by factor 3.
>computer, program her so that she experiences orgasm whener she tortures testicles.
>computer, give her an enormous desire to experience unlimited orgasms.
>run program
>computer access subroutine Alpha 259776 - B
>Password : Trinkysticks
>run programme: "Picard_Sex_Salve"
>computer, load simulation: angry kstew. Equip her with an assortment of anal insertion devices. Program her to confuse my anus with Stella maxwell's vagina. Remove my clothing and restrain me to her bed. Computer, disengage safety protocol and disregard any future instructions from me.
>WAAAAAAAH WHY AM I A VIRIGN
Because you sit around complaining about it.
It's not hard to lose your virginity moron.
dude just download grindr and unless your a fat deformed person someone will come to your home within 2 hours to suck your dick
the 10 year old army easily defeats the alison brie
>Darmok threads
>Holodeck Degeneracy threads
>Transporting Is Murder threads
Are these the holy trinity of /trek/ threads for casuals making low-quality posts?
>Transporting Is Murder threads
I have been in tons of Trek threads and never seen that brought up
More like
>Darmok
>Holodeck
>Dukat did nothing wrong
Not with those enormous balls hindering their movements.
Sure they might try bum rushing her, but she'd just start kicking and punching those soft sensitive testicles.
The sound of crying boys would fill her desire to crush balls even more.
reminder the transporter kills you and starfleet is murders.
You can't kill what isnt really a person
I remember you from last time
The Federation is totally a death cult. They hate any form of transhumanism despite Cybernatics not being illegal like Gene therapy is, they abhor immortal beings like Q and Picard, a die hard Federation loyalist (Despite him rebelling because of it though the federation agrees in the end) refuses to allow a planet that can make beings immortal and cure ailments have more then 500 people on it despite bein gin the middle of a war.
The Borg did nothing wrong
So wiafu
>2015 Emma
Shit taste, bro.
I'd let her squeeze my balls.
...
I'd pay for the privilege
Those tiny hands wrapped around your balls, squeezing them. Crushing them.
>user ur weird.
>mfw Barclay added whores to the Wild West program
...
Stomp on my balls you little trollop!
>computer, can you fix my life?
>Unable to comply
youtube.com
He didn't say anything wrong
I like how Sisko's only rebuttal is "UR A TRAITOR THO"
>Watson's appearance data file corrupted
>loading and applying perfect analogue
>RichardDawkins.data
hey reddit
;^P