>I think I have sussed out an honest-to-God, Oscar-related conspiracy, and this one has legs. How else to account for the fact that in advance of Sunday’s big Academy Awards telecast, everyone is talking about whether La La Land’s inevitable Best Picture victory will usher in an era of apocalyptic hellfire, and no one is preparing for the terrifyingly plausible and far more alarming notion that Suicide Squad might win an Oscar?
>Wake up, sheeple. Fight the real enemy!
vulture.com
jesus christ it's just a movie
>everyone is talking about whether La La Land’s inevitable Best Picture victory will usher in an era of apocalyptic hellfire
what
who is talking about this
>average movie wins best picture
like this hasn't happened before?
Capeshit doesn't and should never win Oscars.
Stop caring about the Oscars.
Isn't it just up for a makeup Oscar? I recall there only being 2 other nominess too, whats the bug fucking deal? Not like its getting an important award.
Shills are still buttmad that SS destroyef dr strange? Jesus dude move on
shitposting about it on Sup Forums, as usual
I will celebrate.
>alternate wedding scene
>that pic
What the fuck did they have in mind?
What the fuck did it get nominated for?
Makeup and costume design.
Who cares? Not like awards for make-up mean anything.
Redditors put a lot of importance in award ceromines for some creepy reason. So if Suicide Squad won an award for make up, they'd be stuck between a rock and a hard place since they think Suicide Squad is a vile piece of shit with no good qualities.
Make up.
An otherwise shitty movie getting an award for one technical aspect it did well isn't new to the Oscars.
How many Oscars are given out in total.
Honestly isn`t it like lets give out XXX amount of prices so everybody has something to celebrate.
Reminds me of kids competitions.
>the dceu is goibg to win an oscar before the mcu
HAHAHAHHAHA
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
The rest of the article for your reading pleasure
>A reminder: Suicide Squad, a $175 million disaster that made Cara Delevingne look like a Garbage Pail Kid, is one of three Oscar nominees for Best Makeup and Hairstyling. It earned the same number of nominations as Martin Scorsese’s last movie and more nods than worthy contenders like Paterson or The Handmaiden, neither of which did this to Common.
>Since there are only three nominees in the Best Makeup and Hairstyling category and Suicide Squad certainly has the most makeup, there is a very real chance that a film that reconceived Harley Quinn as a tubercular Juggalo will win an Oscar. The visionary director David Lynch has never gotten an Academy Award but Suicide Squad, a film that covered Jared Leto in mall tattoos and paid someone to stencil “Damaged” onto his forehead, is within spitting distance of a win.
>How can it be that after making Killer Croc look like Steve Bannon in a hoodie, Suicide Squad still has a one-in-three shot at taking the Oscar? Where are the rallies, the protests, the poster-board signs railing against Suicide Squad for making us not attracted to Jai Courtney anymore? The dominance of La La Land is a mere distraction from this far more consequential outcome, where Manchester by the Sea, 20th Century Women, and Hidden Figures may all take home fewer Oscars combined than Suicide Squad, a film where Viola Davis surely looked around at her castmates and then told the makeup person, “I’m good.”
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Dr Strange is up for an Oscar also.
>Can Suicide Squad really win? That depends. It’s up against the foreign entry A Man Called Ove and Star Trek Beyond, which ought to win for creating clever aliens and never once dip-dyeing Margot Robbie’s hair like a snow cone. Still, we live in a world where up is down, right is left, and A Dog’s Purpose has made over $50 million. Quality is no longer tethered to reward and Suicide Squad, a feature-length adaptation of the phrase “no homo,” could easily prevail on Hollywood’s greatest night.
>So while the rest of you are out there biting your nails over Casey versus Denzel or wondering whether any of the nominees can halt La La Land’s march to an Oscars record, I’ll be in my apartment stocking canned goods in case Suicide Squad, a movie created expressly to gay-bash Batman and Robin in a high-school hallway, somehow takes the gold. (Although if you happen to have a number for Lucas Hedges, DM it to me: I think we can convince him to pull a Kanye.)
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>no bias haha
Holy fuck why are they so corrupt?
Why is this person so angry?
>look like Steve Bannon in a hoodie
that makes no fucking sense, where do the cucks come from?
Disney shills are losing it
Why would I care which movie interdimensional vampires like to molest kids to? Go away with your oscar shit
It's fucking vulture you desperate retard.
Fuck why are people so stupid?
Because you need fuel for your assholish internet fights
Must be their second Oscars.
This was up for best Make Up too. It's not a prestigious catagory
Glad they don't hide the bias anymore
WHY THE FUCKING KEK DOES EVERYONE GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE OSCARS, IT'S A FUCKING INDUSTRY AWARD SHOW
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARES
Suicide Squad was my favorite movie last year so I'll chuckle to myself ignoring wins anything.
Are you new here? I'm sure your home site cares just as much. Every forum with a movie section cares.
I guess Killer Croc looked good but other then that the character design, costumes and makeup were pretty terrible.
>this movie no really worse than the average capeshit movie and certainly not worse than civil wae but that we worked so hard to smear (((for some reason))) is about to win an irrelevant award
>THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
Sad shit right there
cuck. you're a cuck if you care what the industry thinks of itself
I don't care. But I notice that everyone else cares just like they care what talk show hosts think.
Yes, don't be an asshole, submit to your vampire overlords
I'll jerk off to Margot Robbie and eat my load, and while doing so I'll imagine it's her eating my load.
I'M GONNA FREAK
>Suicide Squad was my favorite movie last year
You know you're supposed to be 18 to come here.
You mean 180 degrees, moron?
I'm 10 years older than that.
No?
Fucking newfags
If you turn 360 degrees, YOU'LL STILL BE FACING THE FUCKING THING!
#BTFO
>he doesn't moonwalk
But it does win them
>suicide squad gets best costume nom even though everything is ugly as shit
>lalal land gets best costume nom even though it's just fucking regular clothing
What the shit is going on?
Fuck off newtrash. Goddamn imdb invasion is real.
Marveldrones on suicide watch
justice is being done after all the unwarranted backlash it got from Disney shill reviewers
Which is going to go to Jungle Book.
They literally threw every nomination at it they could get away with.
>Suicide Squad, a movie created expressly to gay-bash Batman and Robin in a high-school hallway
>Suicide Squad, a feature-length adaptation of the phrase “no homo,”
I also thought the movie was bad but what the fuck.
It's not enough to just dislike a movie anymore, you have to come up with a way to be morally superior just for disliking the movie.
Hot desu.
but there's no such thing as shills or bias
sure, sure of course not
Thanks, I got hard just typing it out.
Here's some aid.
>lalal land gets best costume nom even though it's just fucking regular clothing
Do you consider anything that isn't a superhero costume to be "regular clothing"? There were lots of fancy dresses in it.
bait
I'd eat her asshole for days
they should've had her doing squats for months before shooting commenced
I'm convinced, there needs to be a journalistic licensing board.
Keep free speech so any idiot can write a blog, but make it clear if the person writing is at all able to express opinions.
Accredited journalists should be the only ones given press passes, and invited to interview celebrities.
And journalists that write clickbait or express a fundamental lack of knowledge of the area they're writing about, or even just write shit articles, should have their licenses revoked.
Rude.
Same.
these costumes took creativity and talent. every twist from a specific comic or cartoon is a powder keg for angry autists, then there's the liberal pussies
these are just generic suits and dress you've seen in a billion classy movies. BRAVO!
Pro-tip: that pic is from the movie Gangster Squad. I believe it's what this poster meant.
Don't care what the autists here say, I love her little frame. 100% cute and sexy
>Harley Quinn as a tubercular Juggalo
The Arkham games did that first. Also that movie showed her in her classic costume for a scene.
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>hair like a snow cone
Not the first time she's died her hair. Not even a bad look. What is bad is Margot Robbie having skinny legs paired with a blocky torso. Jared Leto got buff to play the Joker. Harley Quinn is supposed to be a fucking gymnast. Could get a better ass just doing bodyweight squats and cardio every day.
deadpool should've got the makeup oscar if they can nominate this garbage
Oh I wouldn't mind that. One of the few things the movie had going for it was style.
Margot with slightly thicker legs and a Daisy Ridley-like booty would be a fucking 11/10. I hope they make her work out for Gotham City Sirens.
Lovely.
Jesus Christ kek
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She's an exceptionally pretty lady, just no curves at all
This is satire, right?
It's hard to tell these days
GAY
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>ywn be this salty
she needs to dress as harley quinn before her looks get worse.
unf
Squad had great costume design for pretty much everyone bar the second enchantress outfit.
She can be Harley in a flashback
Name?
I will meet up with Margot Robbie and fuck her right in the pussy like a true man.
I hear her husband is super overbearing. He owns her production company or some sleezy shit like that. She can have sex with animals like Will Smith but if you're a pretty white boy you better stay back.
Hmmm... I'm a white boy, alright. But far from pretty...
I guess that's a considerable boost to my chances right there.
He looked like shit, dude. Like he was wearing a football players padding/shoulder pads covered in scales. Really shitty when you could see his whole body, looked bulky and clumsy. Like he skipped out on leg day or something lol
>no ass
>the shot for this scene
>SO SEXY
It's not nominated for costume, only for hair and make-up.
>Isn't it just up for a makeup Oscar?
This and also it does deserve the make up Oscar
>these costumes took creativity and talent
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
he isnt wrong though
It's most likely going to win also since there's only 2 other movies in the category, Star Trek Beyond and some swedish film i've never heard of.
One of the few good things about SS was the costume design. Adewale looked good as Killer Croc, but it was all wasted on that dumpster fire.
that white alien looked pretty cool
>they give it to a swedish film just so SS won't win
That white alien is the sole reason to see ST: B, but none of it took balls.
Krall's makeup was fucking sweet, especially when you realize his appearance changes based on the species he absorbs through his "life extending" machine. nigga looked like a cross between a Ferengi and a Gorn at the beginning of the movie and continually started to look more human.
was this another cut joker scene? just fucking compile them all and charge 15 bucks.
>it's another "SUICIDE SQUAD WAS BAD" thread
The movie was good and you know it. People just can't accept it because they're jaded as fuck now.