>1 (one) shot at life
>born in Brazil
1 (one) shot at life
Levi Rivera
Joshua Cox
At least you don't live in that shitty jungle country full of slums where people eat sopa de macaco every day
Michael Cooper
People don't eat sopa though
John Diaz
I am so sorry
Lincoln Sanders
*Throws banana*
Matthew Scott
We will welcome you with open arms, as long as you're a law-abiding citizen, and not a sopa-eating monkey
Alexander Sanchez
Thank you. I needed some potassium. Here
*throws beans*
Jack Hernandez
It could be worse, at least you don't speak Spanish.
Levi Stewart
>beans are Peruvian
I really hate this meme, Brazilians probably eat as much if not more beans than Mexicans
thx a lot /poltard
John Martinez
At least you're not American.
Charles Campbell
Technically I am since my country considers the whole thing as one continent called America.
Liam Rodriguez
>one continent called America
Angel King
I think Canadians thinks the same way, no? We're not the only ones. As far as I know Portugal thinks the same way.
Jace Bailey
*think
Cooper Reed
>Portuguese
>Canadians
>Implying their input means anything
Nice b8
Gavin Roberts
He is not "united statentense", but American we all are since the continent is called America.
Ryan Foster
If there was a country called "united states" in Europe, what would they be called?
Jack Johnson
America is a meme. North America and South America or gtfo.
Aaron Fisher
Apparently I was wrong about them Canadians
Jack Johnson
You don't have drugs to sell, Juan?
Now go, shoo, go sell your drugs Juan or I will tell your Drug WarLord that you are shitposting again.
Gavin Bennett
>Europe
>Existing in 2017
Dominic Sullivan
Oh no!
Too much anxiety, let me get my CHEESE SPRAY CAN... I will get 2... no 3 cans!!!
Nom Nom Nom, lemme just eat all these cheese!!! Now I can calm down!!!
Lemme grab just another Cheese Spray Can so I can handle those dam brazilians...