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me irl edition

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having a vanilla roll

sue on the world tour

lost control of my life

I don't get it

wish i had a heaped up plate of scramby aigs

Me except girls. Hahaha

i don't either. don't think it makes any sense. pondering whether normalfags are capable of coherence and thought

cheeky bump of speed before the weekend shop

that's a penis gourd in papua new guinea

NEED to stop clicking /hm/ links

autismo yank singular
hmm

what do fannies taste like

A bag of sand and/or salty milk and coins

blood

Feeling sad

oh yeah?
feel THIS
*unzips*

piss

Try feeling happy. Might be a welcomed change of pace

Female hormones

Not lying shagged the other day and now my bed and fingers and knob stell unmistakably of sex.

holy shit is tim literally me
same body.........

part and parcel?
more like
fart and asshole

what happens if i tell the GP I'm going to kill myself imminently

they'll suggest not doing that and seeing a psychologist

nothing, most GPs are trained to detect time wasters and attention seekers

howling

They will help you get it done quickly and painlessly. Speaking from experiene

what is a GP??

They'll call the police to detain you and inject you with a high dose anti-psychotic that will make you think there's a rat trying to claw it's way out of your scrotum

well good morning

General practicioner, think a family doctor

Just woke up from a night of bad ket dreams

drugs are for mugs

oh dear chaps

>tfw drank so much alcohol I can't see straight
You just KNOW you drank enough to kill a significant amount of brain cells.
The absolute state of my Friday night.

>muh 6 cans of lager

very hardcore

drugs are great

If you squeeze my sausage I'll squirt my goo all over you.

Drugs are terrible

drugs are terrible

Need a gf who stimulates me upstairs as well as downstairs

drugs are ok some of the time

drogs are great

Damn, that was a swift reply by a smug brit.
I'll have you know I'm very hardcore and drank at least 7 cans of shit american lager.

I know a person who did the drugs. Hes gay now.

dogs are great

>Drogs are great

easy there big feller

dogs are good but drugs are VERY good

Woof

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My dog is dead

love bums simples i.4cdn.org/hm/1502988682005.webm

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

unironically I drank at least 750 ml. of 80 proof tonight
the religious folk won't be happy about me

BEAGLES #1

>when a sweaty woman jogs past you

the smell

mmmphhh

that bloody smell

Im rachael I'm caring, down to earth loving, funny up for a laugh, loyal and a good listener, I'm a bit of a gamer can't beat having a good few hours on the PS3, most of time is spent with my 3 beautiful children and I wouldn't change it for the world

t. dog

haha fatte boi

GUAF GUAF

*sniffs hard as fuk when a girl walks past to smell her vagina*

what's this about Guac?

>smells like your cousin
>the same cousin you left a shitty pair of underwear in the guest room one day when you were a kid
>still fap

got some tea in a pretty china mug this morn lads

>at the gym
>doing crunches
>sweaty woman comes over
>squats over face
>lets out a wet fart, silencing the entire gym
>looks down at me, says "we arent so different, you and i" and walks away

what does china do better than our mugs

You know the word "penetrate"? It is etymologically related to the word "penis".

just cleaned my bum lads
gonna have a bum + willy wank

don't say "our" with me, roo

tell me more, i'm interested

shat up

it's also just pretty with nice flowers on it x

mugs?

thought this was going to be the commie chink video
was pleasantly surprised

i was talking about australian mugs you fucking mug

cutte boi though

someone post the freedos picture

doubt your mugs are better than china mugs lad sorry

Love that dog. Saved mums life many times

mug

Are Emma.

having a salad sandwich and a glass of mineral water x

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>vote sovereignty
>get the beginnings of a sovereign debt crisis

she just doesn't excite me t b h

a salad sandwich?

bought some budweiser to sip with the benzos

boring thread

A small price to pay for being you own country.

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phwoar yes lad x

i thought beto died??

>phwoar yes lad x

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*looks at any list of sovereign countries in 2015*
We were always our own country. The fact that we had a referendum at all is proof enough of that

Also being a country in debt, is not really being your own country

yeah, basically a ham and salad sandwich but without the ham because i'm a vegetarian x

get out the thread ya nasty druggo

Even if she were to rip the most ghastly, god awful, foul rotten fart whilst sitting on your face?

I do all of this but still feel like a degenerate. Probably missing religion.