Zero consistency

>Zero consistency
>Afraid to take an opinion
>Changes opinion depending on who he talks to
>Pretends to be an expert on every subject
>Sells fraudulent snake oil

Seriously, fuck this manlet.

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This post really made me think.

I think that makes him a fairly decent interviewer, he has some strong opinions but would much rather have his guest talk for the most part.

Unlike Joe's podcast ayyyy

>promotes steroids
>goes on about healthy lifestyle
>had a shitload of surgeries to support his "healthy" steroid abuse
Bad example for our youth

Yeah, Joe's opinion doesn't carry much weight but his podcast is a better source for people to fully articulate their opinions than any fake news pundit talking over a cherrypicked guest.

but none of those are true, reddit

>Destroyed Mencia for stealing jokes
>Defends Schumer when she does it
He loves jews

>open mind about anything
>lets people talk through their opinion for minutes at a time instead of reducing their thought process to a single sentence
>has varied and insightful guests on
>uses his humor, curiosity, and self-effacing demeanor to inform, entertain, and educate listeners over 3+ hours straight

I love what Joe does. If you don't, feel free to turn it off. Many of his guests don't speak anywhere else and I like hearing them. Go suck off radiolab and NPR because those are hip and trendy.

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Makes him a good host

Unless weed comes up

God damn, does he get triggered by weed.

>Changes opinion depending on who he talks to

Give one example

He's an addict.

i can forgive him anything because he was really funny in News Radio.

spot on, op.

Doesn't he interrupt his guests with bullshit all the time?

they're all true, actually.

Carlos Mencia>Joe Rogan

there I said it

Hey Carlos how's it going buddy?

no.

There's nothing wrong with steroids.

Uh-oh! Must have said something negative about Daddy Trump!

He's a pleb, no way around it. However, he still motivates me like fuck and he's just a cool dude to listen too. The way he talks about archery, fighting, hunting w/e, he's a very passionate dude, and not only in his hobbies but pretty much anything, AI, politics, business.

only thing is that you can tell weed has fried his brain a little. He's stated that he starts his day with a bit of THC in his caveman coffe or something right? and definetly smokes before every podcast, idk sometimes he just gets a tad too sterotypical"stoner thoughts" - esq

Are you one of the MUH DEGENERACY faggots that got triggered over him defending pot?

>I don't care about weed, don't wan't to talk about it
>Joe verbally rapes him for two hours about weed so much so the guy misses his flight

Yeah nah, he's a cunt

>not just walking away when you know you've got a flight to catch

sounds like a little bitch

the less joe expresses his ideas and opinions, the better the podcast

no you're a redditor that thinks you're a rogan expert because you listened to 2 podcasts.

only redditors think joe rogen is smart or insightful

As others have said, it's what makes him a good host. You can learn a lot from his guests when Joe settles the fuck down.

The talking point he keeps fucking up lately is the repeating of the false information that it's the liberal/triggered snowflakes who are smashing shit up at events like Berkeley. It's not. It's Black Bloc and they've been doing it for a long time before this. They just like to smash shit up. They want a riot, that's the whole point. They're anarchists. It doesn't matter to them who takes the blame for it.

Not that a big deal, it's just grating when Joe goes off on people who wouldn't have the balls or upper arm strength to smash anything in the first place.

>i have no argument so ill just say he visits reddit, that'll get people on my side

what makes a good host is asking insightful questions and at times challenging their positions, rogen just nods his head and says "oh yeah, thats so true, good point, i believe this now"

Joe apologized for that and today him and Crowder are best friends. Crowder even had Joe come on his show after to talk about it and Joe admitted that he was way out of line.

Name fourteen other podcasters who act as adult as Joe did in that situation.

not really, the Crowder thing was somewhat abnormal

>Crowder
lol who gives a shit

the amazing atheist
the amazing atheist's brother

>Calls himself "The Amazing Atheist"
>Somehow adult

I'm gonna suspend belief on that one for right now.

despite him being the dunning-kruger effect and DUDE WEED LMAO incarnate, there's no other show that has as diffuse guests as his.

successful in literally everything in life

>thai kwon do champ in boston
>leaves for acting/comdey
>gets on news radio - with greats like phil hartman - gets syndication
>fear factor - literal transparent money grab - but gets him more famous - gets syndication
>does comedy. pretty shitty but high energy
>rolls his comedy and interest in mma into spokesman job for early ufc
>ufc goes to 4 billion
>goes on O&A in their heyday
>starts podcast early on
>podcast goes to 30million downloads/month (ditches redban)
>hot wife, has kids (i.e. successful family0
>friends with alex jones
>buddies with eddie bravo (started 10th planet which is now a franchise)
>buddies with mob bosses fertitas and hundred millionaire dufus dana white
>sells literal memes on website
>i actually start using ting and save money

he is rich as fuck and literally answers to nobody and says and does whatever he wants

He got btfo by that one radio hosts who had him ranting about the Moon landings being faked.
He's probably embarrassed about it and doesn't want it to happen again.

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my little brother bought organic coconut oil, cbd oil, tried a flotation tank, bought a 50lb kettlebell, tried phenibut and other nootropics

he must be insufferable

and now he's your big brother

joe is a clever guy who's well spoken and he's very self aware, and at times can even be witty and funny.

why the fuck is his stand up so bad?

he doesn't even smoke weed every day. he's said on the podcast before that he does only 5 or so days a week usually.

though to be fair i'm not sure if he meant smoke as in literally smoking it or if he meant he meant getting high in genereal

>Yeah he doesn't smoke weed every day
>Just 5 days a week

5 outta 7.. rly makes u think..

>starts smoking weed at age 30
>becomes the biggest DUDE WEED LMAO since dough boy benson

Idiot. Thoughtful and reasonable posts like this dont deserve a (you), but here you go.

but that's literally not true. have you ever listened to the podcast? he will often take the back seat and listen to what others have to say and then challenge them or say something like "hang on, before we move on i want to look that up because it doesn't sound right"

God he is such a faggot.

DON'T LIKE WEED BRO YOURE A CUNT PUSSY SHUT THE FUCK UP
ILL FIGHT U
WAAA
DON'T FUCKING INTERRUPT ME YOU PUSSY
CMON ITS FINE IM INTERRUPTING YOU PUSSY FUCK WE'RE FRIENDS

>desperately defending what he knows is a vice of his
>thinking he has the moral highground

Christ. The only people who like this cunt are power fantasy cucks who are so impotent, unselfaware and inarticulate that they cannot formulate or critically conceive their own opinions and he is the perfect patsy to carry their sins.

Shit lord. Unfunny. Self aggrandizing. Hypocritical. Petty.

DUDE WEED LMAO

I agree with your post, but I still enjoy his podcast. I've been listening since 2012. I didn't come for Rogan and don't stay for Rogan; I like some of the guests he has on and the format.

>repeating of the false information that it's the liberal/triggered snowflakes who are smashing shit up at events like Berkeley.

lmao stfu conspiracy tard

>As others have said, it's what makes him a good host

He's a disastrous host. Have you actually seen good interviews before? Every one of his guests leaves thinking Joe is a retarded baby. I'm hard pressed to think of one that doesn't.

I'm not even trying to be a dick either, this honestly must be your first foray into the "Desks with mics with people talking free form." Even Joe would say his skills are completely mediocre compared to his influences. In fact I'm positive he's said it before. You're just charmed by the format. There are literally millions of people who could do it better.

only when it's a bro episode

shut the fuck up nerd dont talk mess about joe rogan or ill fuckin roll you in to a pretzel

what about me could i do a good job

Chill out Joe.

It's time to stop posting Joe

>Doesn't he interrupt his guests with bullshit all the time?
jaime, look this up.

I was watching this documentary the other day, about gorillas, in their natural habitat, and how they defend themselves and their territory, it was pretty interesting stuff. Can you pull up a picture of a gorilla? Look at that fucking thing man, look at its forearms, that thing could rip you to shreds!

Anyway, buy Alpha Brain, I would never sell you a product if I didn't think it worked.

Honestly as someone who works in aged care, steroids can do wonders.

Stronger muscles lead to tougher and healthier body.

Why don't you smoke some WEEEEEEED Joe heh, helps you chill out, open your third eye man, see the world without the propaganda agenda.

*exhales dope ass cloud of dank kush*

Yeah, now that i'm super relaxed and enlightened and empathetic, empathic, self aware, reasoned, moderate and woke because of the weed, I'm going to behave like a child and call you sweetie, pussy, baby, faggot, coward, pout at you, imply you're upset and call you a sore looser when you state that those are poor rhetorical devices and don't constitute a productive argument.

And this

joe wouldnt post on this lame ass board hes probably fucking his wife right now

Member that episode where Greg fitzsimian tried to justify not voting for HRC by comparing it to horse betting?

Greg FitSimmons is playing at a comedy club down the road from me tonight. You want me to drive down there and tell him anything?

you're a white male!

>expecting anything less from a drug addict.

The joke is that, much like Joe Rogan, his fans can't differentiate between threatening, blunt, childish behavior and a consistent, reasoned refutation of an opposing view point grounded in analysis, acknowledgement and confrontation with that point.

It's much easier to beat your chest and be a weasel and have a article headline shown on a screen.

So you see, we all know it's not really Joe Rogan posting on a image board at 2:35AM GMT. We're implying that

>shut the fuck up nerd dont talk mess about joe rogan or ill fuckin roll you in to a pretzel

Is something Joe would say when backed into a corner.

It's almost as if he's an insecure drug addict who compensates his lack of a personality and anything interesting to say by being a gym rat MMA douche obsessed with other men and their muscles. Or what some might simply call a "faggot".

great post you fucking nerd

Joe, for real, go smoke some weed and sit in your Isolation tank, I'm sure your shitty behavior and lack of wit will be fixed by ANOTHER session on drug use and self-consolation without bettering yourself.

> consistency

When will this meme die? If someone likes let the right one and and hates Twilight they're not 'being inconsistent' because they liked one vampire movie and hated the other.

It is pretty inconsistent to tell viewers not to believe people selling unverified cure-alls and easy answers but then getting triggered when someone dares to say that weed doesnt cure cancer.

Worst case of Napoleon complex since Napoleon himself.

I get that a responsible use of steroids can be beneficial, but why shit on responsible use of cannabis?

This. Calling someone reddit can be a fun meme, but we're starting to cross into identity politics with this bullshit.

>79797979

nice get

Goddamn solid get

>Speaks wisdom
>Kek wills it

shit, that get aint bad at all
well done

My cousin built his own flotation tank a few years ago. I've always wanted to try it out and see what it's like.

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Fucking try that shit and report back.

Damn, people need to read this post

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Has he talked with AARP or Depends on an endorsement deal yet?
Gotta plan for the future now.

Yes. Check his latest interview with Gavin Mciness. It's Joe talking 70% of the time.

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>starting
A little bit too late, user. By about 6 years.

Tell that to your testicles

you're just used to people treating politics like a team sport where you exclusive shit on one side while saying the other can do no wrong. he looks like a flip flopper because he's a centrist who neither hates trump nor thinks he's the second coming of christ

You have a real hate-boner for Rogan my friend

We weren't calling each other Reddit 6 years ago.

Hey, a man's gotta eat. If not for his dumb podcast he'd be out on the street.

If you were in his position you'd do the same thing.

Been here since 2009. This reddit shit only started the past year or so.

>This reddit shit only started the past year or so.

more like 3 years, it just feels like 1.