It's over lads. Britain is dead. The once beautiful and lucid dream has morphed into a nightmare and a once roaring fire has been wavered down into meagre flicker. The British population is now full of self hating lefty's who want to sell out our country to foreign powers. It is guaranteed that Scottish Independence will happen now, and our sacred isle will once again be divided.
'Death threats have really got to Nigel', Farage insiders reveal after shock resignation
Jonathan Ward
if scuckland wants to leave, we'll be better off and won't be spending more per head on them than ourselves, whilst they pay less per head in taxes than do we
they also have the largest deficit in the entire EU, too large even to meet the rules for joining the EU
aww, you concerned?
just answer the question positively and you will cure me
corporations only exist on paper, like fictional characters, they are even listed on wikipedia nad elsewhere as "LEGAL FICTIONS"
you do know what a fiction is?
Blake Martinez
This is an odd request, but I distinctly remember a few years ago seeing a paparazzi photo of Nige in the back of a car with his head in hand(s?) crying or on the verge of tears.
It was during one of the last election campaigns and it was because of his chronic back pain and stress.
Does anyone have it or can link to an article with it? I've tried finding it on Google with all sorts of attempted hits without any luck at all. I know it's an odd thing to ask for, but at this point I want to prove to myself I haven't just made it up.
Asher Stewart
Article 50 is trying to be blocked by a firm of lawyers:
Scotland relies on gibs. If they leave you, they lose the welfare. Spain has already stated that they won't let them join the EU. Scotland won't do shit.
It was always going to be a hard sell for Leadsom to win, May has always been third in line after Osbourne, and a rabid Remainer like him can't take over
I'll always blame Gove for depriving the world of the finest man who could have been PM
Samuel Wilson
>that featured poll
Oh boy
Christian Wilson
they're going to sue the government? good luck with that
Thomas Campbell
Not everyone in Scotland wants it...it's the SNP who keep on getting voted in who force this independence rubbish down peoples throats.
They even rigged the EU vote there to make it so those who wanted independence to vote to stay IN the EU...even though that makes no sense at all. You can't be independent under the EU.
What Scotland needs is a new party to oppose the SNP clowns, or the sheep to stop crying about Maggie Thatcher and go back to an existing party for the sole purpose of getting rid of Sturgeon, Salmond and the likes.
Oliver Allen
Lads, how many fingers afe you supposed to be able to fit in your foreskin? I only ask because I used to have phimosis and stretched it because I disn't want a Jew circumcision, but I can still only fit 6 fingers in.
Christian Davis
Anti-trump people on twitter are hilariously incensed by anything you say that isn't exaggerated defamation of the man. I don't even support Trump really, though I support Hillary less and understand why people do. I make one comment about them being a bit overzealous and this guy's been sending me shit all night. He's been calling me an anti-semite and racist because I thought this whole furor over the star of David thing was overblowing a not very significant oversight. I hate this sort of politics.
The rabid leftist meme is a reality. I see the light.
Anthony Nelson
Who /NEET and been up all night/ here?
I stretched mine too lad. The GP said I might need a circumcision, but I can retract it now, feels good. Still have an appointment at the urologist coming up and I'm still a virgin so it's not like it matters but oh well.
Jose Brown
I can't imagine the UK without Scotland. Not for economic or democratic reasons or anything like that, I just think that a schism between the two closest national brothers over petty leftist political complaints would be too much for me. Scotland is British, and Britain is Scottish, to divide the two is to undo history and heritage that every Anglo and Celt should be proud of.
Camden Cook
That's great, lad, can you answer my question?
Jack Peterson
You can't even mention Trump in civilized conversation in the US. Nothing short of calling him the next Hitler will suffice. You can't even come off as "well I wont be voting for him". That's not enough. Unless you want his head on a pike, you're a racist and evil.
Aaron Mitchell
Scotland leaving would be great, it would mean lefty fuckers who want to sell the country to mudslimes get that much less power
Gavin Martinez
That's surprisingly not the case with are nige. Leftists dislike him but most people just think of him as right wing.
What's your excuse for pic related?
Nolan Smith
Scotland is identical to South Africa. A lot of the area is legitimately deprived and that's being taken advantage of by socialist "nationalists" to perpetuate their single party state. Does Scotland need more funding? Perhaps. Are the SNC the way to get it? No.
Logan Murphy
Can't find any pics of mummy when she was in her youth. :(
Jack Martin
Same
Jason Wilson
That's a Hongi, it's like Maori handshaking, you rub noses, it's awkward and hilarious.
Fun fact though, ever heard of Malignant Hyperthermia? It's basically an allergic reaction to common anesthetics, and it's a Scottish mutation. Not very common, even in Scotland. But a town called Palmerston North here has a HUGE number of Maori with the gene. It turns out a Scottish whaler or whatever the fuck was desperate enough to rape (or god forbid consensually make love to) some natives and spread his genetic malfunction all over the place.
Funnily enough I am British, born and bred, and tested "uncertain" for the mutation (mum has it).
Nolan Thompson
This isn't the place to post your medical problems, lad.
Oliver Phillips
>using 'mummy' literally ever
Luis Long
It is all a bit deflating. Had my head on for Boris.
Andrew Flores
The term you're looking for is unironically, lad. And everyone is doing it ironically.
If you find anything that could be dragged up to hurt her, email her and let her know, don't post it here.
Dylan Hernandez
You wanted to know about Maori race mixing m8, I thought this slow thread might appreciate the anecdote
Camden Morales
Still, if the Scots legit have a referendum and actually vote to leave the UK just for the sake to suck on the nipple of the EU for the love of taking in rapefugees and take up the Euro, and fighting English "intolerence" they are better off out
Daniel Harris
either was is just dreadful
Kayden Bell
>asking us to cover up her misdemeanours covertly Are you her PR manager?
I mean, I still will, but it's all very Jewish.
Joseph Harris
Is that how you feel about Que "should have been mssacred in 1759" bec?
Elijah Gutierrez
I enjoyed it. Bit of local flavour.
Nicholas Perez
FREEDOM
Nathan Fisher
How the fuck long will it take the Cons to whittle it down to two then?
Thomas Peterson
Quebecers are all right, most of the independence stuff was mostly a 90s thing
And in terms of finance, they're doing much better than the rest of Canada
Tyler Young
Twitter really needs to stop including people's tags in the letter count.
Brody Mitchell
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Andrew Lee
The UK is an absolute shambles in terms of GDP. We used to produce the worlds finest steel in Sheffield, not long ago, now it's been torn down and everywhere north and west of Birmingham is derelict.
The bizarre thing is if any labour politician, particularly Corbyn ran on a promise to reopen all our industries they'd be PM by the end od the year.
Henry Richardson
tell that to the fucking porridge jockeys mate
Jason Jenkins
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Eli Diaz
>get rid of extremely popular right wing presenter over a disagreement with a fucking busboy >Import new presenters and rebrand it diversity gear >wonder why the show isn't as popular gg bbc
Luis Fisher
This American has resorted to every leftist meme in the book. There really has to be a manual for this stuff. A Dummy's Guide to Shilling.
Brandon Ramirez
I doubt many body watched it for Clarksons politics.
Dominic Hall
>Can't Dread the Lead
Lincoln Bailey
It's not really political. It's just Clarkson was an entertaining twat while Evans is an annoying twat.
Parker Mitchell
t. head of the bbc cultural understanding department
Adrian James
Lefties didn't watch it because it was too "laddish".
Jason Adams
And yet they trained to retain that. They cleaned it up and it didn't work but the format was largely the same.
Nothing about it made sense.
Leo Flores
I don't provide citations, but I never ask for them either.
Grayson Price
Clarkson was literally the only right wing person the BBC had left.
Chris Evans literally did impressions of Clarky in an attempt to be liked.
>Donald Trump's use of a blatantly anti-Semitic image from racist websites to promote his campaign would be disturbing enough," Mrs Clinton's campaign team told US media.
Oliver Bennett
U N B INDEPENDENT A S E D
Levi Long
So we can't use 6 pointed stars now? Fuck the jews.
Jose Hall
what?
Elijah Campbell
Can you read?
Luke Morgan
It's pretty clear he or his campaign team just did something a bit stupid. That's as far as any criticism should go. Suggesting it's indicative of anything more is intellectually dishonest and they all know it.
Jayden Phillips
stop user youre making me cry T^T
Angel Bennett
Can't get enthused about May vs Leadsom at all. What a shitshow.
Ethan Hughes
You are right. However the media will just nitpick anything to make Trump look bad. I bet he would be labeled as a Satan worshipper if they had used a pentagram instead.
Aiden Rivera
Well that was a complete waste of a couple hours but watching that guy go off on one because I said he was a social tyrant was pretty amusing.
I'd post it all but Im on my phone and can't be bothered to edit out names.
Jaxon Davis
Why does this image seem so pensive? He's got a fairly normal expression on, and yet this image seems to invoke a really meaningful reaction from me.
Bentley Davis
Lighting & eyebrow
Dominic Howard
me mum might make spag bol for tea tomorrow lads
Luis Miller
Just one of those photos init. A good brilliant picture that capture true emotions.
Austin James
yeah, init.
Logan Davis
That looks so comfy. I like it.
I hope I get to experience that kind of scenery sometime in my life.
Jayden Rodriguez
>LEADSOM IS POLLING AHEAD OF MAY
Feels good to be a #LeadsomBullet
Anthony Perry
Nigel just has one of those faces that a great man has, someone who has the appearance of a great leader, which can't be bought
UKIP might keep nipping on Labours vote share, but the party is just so much the worse without him
>Nicky Campbell, the BBC presenter who was adopted as a baby, has warned that interracial adoption risks creating “an extra layer of identity problems” for children, after changes to the law that make it easier to place children with parents of a different ethnicity. >Campbell, who also hosts the ITV show Long Lost Family, which reunites relatives after years of separation, said that he no longer believed that “love is love, whatever colour or race the adoptive parents are”, adding that he now thought the issue was more complex. >The presenter, who was adopted when he was four days old, told Radio Times that adopted children already faced an “identity crisis” because of differences with their adoptive family.
This man was just redpilled
Sebastian Bennett
You might get a "shy Tory" effect with him then. People who won't admit they're voting for him in public so the polls look really skewed. Worth it for the eternal asspain from lefties on election day.
Ayden Turner
It doesn't really matter what Trump's national numbers are, as long as he wins the battleground states (Florida, Ohio, North Carolina, Pennsylvania; all of which he's polling within 2 points) while holding every expected Republican state, he'll win.
