OFFICIAL WATFORD v WEST HAM UNITED MATCH THREAD

The last time Marco Silva faced David Moyes, it ended in an embarrassing defeat that saw his 3 year long home record ended in a game that all but sent Hull City down with Sunderland.

Now in charge of the Hornets, a bright start for Silva has evaporated after three straight defeats. The Hammers' weirdos in charge (Gollivan, a.k.a. the Dildo Brothers) decided that the perfect replacement for Slaven Bilic was the disgraced Scotsman, whose career could be salvaged if he manages to rescue the east London delusionals from imminent relegation.

Kick-off at 4:00pm GMT.

Hertfordshire Mercenaries: Gomes (C); Mariappa, Kabasele, Britos; Femenía, Cleverley, Doucouré, Zeegelaar; Hughes, Richarlison; Gray.
>Subs: Karnezis, Prödl, Holebas, Capoue, Pereyra, Carrillo, Okaka.

Wet Spam: Hart; Zabaleta, Reid, Ogbonna, Cresswell; Noble (C), Kouyate, Obiang; Arnautovic, Lanzini, Carroll.
>Subs: Adrian, Masuaku, Rice, Fernandes, Quina, Sakho, Martinez.

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GO MARCO!!;

REV UP THOSE >MOYES LADS

>not rooting for >moyes

Explain yourselves.

i was gonna greentext super sunday but i forgot we have

>moyes

thank you based spam

This is >moyes last chance lads. i want him to lose to >moyes but if he sucks and gets sacked his career is over

if he does well and moves to a big club and sucks again that would be based

I want >moyes to suck, but somehow beat Man United, so we can have the >mouyes and >moyes shitposting that we deserve

>wanting >moyes to suck
He has paid his dues

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You did your best in attempted hype for this game... But really it should just be a picture of moyes with >moyesboys next to it

>mfw moyes wins

the 'apologise' threads will block out the sun

Is West Ham the quintessential 'past it' club?

>implying they were ever "it"

were they ever good?
>leeds
>neverton
>forest

the are single-handedly responsible for winning england the world cup mate

Is Richarlison actually any good? only seen him play once before

So who W/a/tford here?

fuck off paul

Yes he's good

I just mean their players, manager and even their stadium are past their best days.

>moyes

That title probably goes to Besiktas or the entirety of the Turkish league

>Moyes already throwing in excuses

my absolute sides

>Moyes

Genuinely want Moyes to do well at West Ham

I want him to do just well enough to keep his job but still provide miserable results and performances.

super >moyes sunday

It doesn't really matter, we'll get to meme either way.

but this clashes with
>the west ham way

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Who /MoyesBoys/ here?

If I go microwave some water for my tea will the game be on when I get back?

almost reached bum limit

Is this honestly something you plug in?

w/e/st ham reporting in

inb4 muh west ham way booing

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Lovely thread

>be American
>5 minutes before kick-off
>fancy a cuppa
>put the kettle on
>it doesn't boil till halftime

>Z cars

s-stay obsessed eurosemen lol

Yeah. When you have 6+ cups of tea a day like I do, it's a necessity.

Dubs for
>moyes

We almost made it

>housemate fills the kettle the whole way even though he's just having a herbal tea

This is your brain on 240 volts

I feel out of the loop.

here we go lads the big one

>these are the guys supposed to take over the world
yeah right lol

Fucking hell thats a yellow card.

>carool breaking a nose inside 5 seconds

>20 seconds
>Carrolls already broke somebody's nose with an elbow

BIG ANDY CARROLL

>moyes

HEEM SLEEPY BASED >MOYES REVITALIZING FOOTBALL

That didn't take long

Is this the famous West Ham way?

>7 seconds into first appearance in the PL
>Get absolutely demolished by Andy Carroll

WELCOME TO THE PL BOYO.

Moyesy looks ever so happy to be managing!

Amerisharts literally don't know what a kettle is

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What? I can't even tell if you're trolling. How do they make tea?

not so fast human scum
youtube.com/watch?v=fRj34o4hN4I

AND TOTTENHAM FUCKED IT UP!
AND TOTTENHAM FUCKED IT UP!

That was bordering on a red card.

>Not having an instant boiling water faucet
3rd worlders really has it rough

they boil water in a pan

They don't, or they buy iced tea.

The only machines I care about are the ones our Israeli friend shares

who is she?

Off to a flyer this one

oh wow this was incredibly racist

Most Americans don't drink tea and prefer coffee. That being said, I think most people know what a kettle is and have one in their kitchen.

Stop generalizing some socially inept autist on Sup Forums with the majority of Americans.

Americans don't drink tea. They have coffee machines. If they want to boil water they microwave it.

lel

We use the microwave like a civilized country

i rate their iced tea

>Americulture
youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4

RIP Trayvon

That's good stuff, yeah.

Kek this is fucking ridiculous.

Carroll just murdering dudes out there.

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>moyes

Andy “ain’t no black in the Union Jack” Carroll strikes again

New guy can't handle Carroll

This is the worst 9 minutes of football I've ever seen.

>Americans take off their shoes and wear hats indoors when they're kneeling

Absolutely haram

>Moyes

>Euro sports are so boring that they need to entertain themselves with tired old anti-american memes

SAD!

>MOYES

I unironically rate Andy Carroll lads

>moyes

>Moyes

When you think there's nothing more boring than watching a West Ham game, you haven't seen West Ham play with Moyes as a manager

>'''''super''''' Sunday

>Want to turn the volume up on my telly
>Batteries for the smibbly bibbly are dead
>"""Modern"""" tellies don't have buttons on them anymore

>moyes

>city
>cursed

try me, i dare you

>moyes

MOYES