What would you do?

You are embarking on a 12-hour international flight and you see pic related as you board the airplane.

What do you do?

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put your wallet in your front pocket

First post best post

Feel safe, only 5/4000 Israeli citizens who worked in WTC died that day, at least I'd know the plane isn't getting hijacked

Relax as i am in the most well protected plane in the world.

ALLAHU AKBAR try to hijack it

I'll find my seat

WELL, I CAN'T QUITE TELL IF THEY ARE MEMBERS OF LA RAZA OR NOT (I'M COLORBLIND,) SO I'D BE WORRIED OF GETTING CURBSTOMPED.

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THEY WILL COME FOR YOU: web.archive.org/web/20060623230746/http://www.chetlyzarko.com/bamn-terror.html

THEY ARE UNASHAMED TO BRAG ABOUT IT: snopes.com/2015/06/25/luke-massie-smith/

> Your home in ashes, your starving children strewn about you half-dead and sobbing, packs of vicious wild dogs roaming the streets of once-happy American suburbs feeding off the weak, the cities burning on the horizon and the ground rumbling underfoot from the Chinese tanks out enforcing the new government's mandatory curfew.

> And always, through the din of screams and smoke and jackboots marching in unison, above it all you hear Obama laughing. It's been three weeks since you've had anything but pages torn from the family bible to eat. Your feet ache; your shoes have long ago been stolen by roving gangs of armed minorities and the tattered strips of the American flag you've bound them in do little to stop the cold, let alone the blisters.

THEY STABBED INNOCENTS IN SACRAMENTO, AND WERE KNOWN TO THREATEN OTHERS WITH KNIVES:
youtu.be/Ou_XUHgnNNI?t=3m55s

jewishworldreview.com/cols/fund112006.php3

> Just last June Ms. Gratz filed a report with Detroit police accusing Luke Massie, national chairman of the activist group By Any Means Necessary, of displaying a knife during a heated confrontation outside a state civil rights meeting. "It was one of several attempts to either intimidate me or attack my character," she said yesterday in an interview after a speech she gave at the National Association of Scholars meeting in Boston. She said Mr. Massie had a knife in his right pants pocket and toyed with it, pulling it halfway out of his pants but not drawing its blade. Mr. Massie denies the allegation.

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Open the escape hatch and roll a penny down the slide

Sneeze Ebola into the first Mohel's face I see so the next infant's cock he slurps dies of hemorragic fever.

>Find seat
>Put on headphones and turn on music or audiobook
>Sleep as much of the flight as I can
Pretty much what I do every time I fly

This, enjoy your excellent flight

Crash the plane with no survivors

Front pocket best pocket

be very confident the plane wouldn't get hijacked by (((terrorists)))

Figure out how to turn on the gas.

Put on the Daily Shoah

stub my toe and auction off the right to represent me in a lawsuit

Last time I checked, jews don't fly airplanes into buildings or blow them up so I'd be ok with it

Now that I think about it, never have I heard of a terrorist attack done in the name of judaism

So, why exactly does Sup Forums hate jews again?

>drop penny outside plane loading ramp
>suddenly have full airplane to yourself
>profit

Only rednecks and literal autists hate Jews. The truth is, Jews are a based people who represent Western values and ideals.

Enjoy a flight with my fellow humans

Are they going to crawl into plastic bags if you overfly a graveyard?

They had a hand in 9/11
Hello Shekelstein

THIS X 1,000,000

KEK

That was one of the most autistic post I've ever read.

Yeah let's just forget everything. Idiot.

Yes, only neckbeard losers don't love G-d's Chosen. They've done such a wonderful job upholding Western values all these years

But only for themselves.

Therein lies the problem.

bayonetting pali children is western value?

Nevermind. Dumb question

>"Wow, a plane that can hold 6 million people"

So how was your school year? Bet you're happy to have the summer off!

KEK

be thankful they arent middle eastern

It's as much of a Western value as transgendered children. Don't be an anti-Semite goy

crashing this plane

Make sure you have a RFID-blocking wallet. The Jews have evil powers.

Roll a nickel down the aisle, crash the plane.

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Take my seat and get ready for the safest flight I've ever been on.

At least I know that Mossad will keep the plane safe.

I would see if the attendant could hook me up with an uncomfortable amount of airline food and then get ready to pass some Zyklon B.

take one for the team

Christian/Jewish values are different than western values. Western values are based on the Grecco/roman tradition, not Christianity. Biggest lie ever told was that the west and Christianity are tied together. Christianity is just another sandnigger religion.

I have actually been on that plane. London Heathrow to tel aviv Ben gurion in the late eighties. Fuckers were actually kissing the tarmac when they got off the plane, they were so happy they hadn't hadnt been PLOd.

Yes, but only gefilte fish and unleavened bread.

Crashing this plane

Oh, you!

Jews don't steal. They just force you into fucked up contrracts.

I wouldn't want to be on a plane with them because they sweat profusely in all the heavy clothing they wear all the time and smell terrible

Yeah, and Christianity has definitely helped with the decline of the West with its universalism and slave morality. Modern liberalism is basically a secularized Christianity. Pre-Vatican 2 Catholicism was better though.

They'll fuck you up and you know it.

Which "Western values and ideals"? Be specific, faggot, I'm in a bad mood and I want to humiliate you.

Speak heavy accent German

Crash the plane

>ben guiron's tarmac is coated with particles of infant penis blood from rabbis
That's good to know

There it is.

Feel like home amongst my people :o)
Can't wait for the singing to start

Put a face mask on. You're in for a long ride when all those jews start gassing each other.

I can eat two and a half pounds of fish in a sitting easy.

I am a big goy.

W-with no survivors?

True. Fucking Constantine.

It's the same reason I primarily buy kosher. I figure they wouldn't poison their own.

Take the photo with me and disembark. Will be useful for after the brownface

Relax, not a muslim in sight. The Mossad surely wont let all these Orthodox be flown into a building or missiled to hell.

No just voice recordings before plane swap

oy vey shalom brothers

>Only rednecks and literal autists jate Jews

So Sup Forums is hypocrite

"Shalom! Now uh, where are we keeping the Jew gold again? haha"

>sitting by window and watching clouds go by
>attendant offers coffee, but mentions it is very hot
>Reply "for you"
>She is confused
>Suddenly the plane is hijacked by the Northwest Front
>I have to stay on the plane as it crashes (they expect one in the wreckage)
>Crashes on land
>Somehow survive, but realize it's on American soil
>Start to panic, but it's too late
>Get shot

I can't tell if this is sarcasm...

Hell I would've cummed in my pants, I would network the shit outta this plane.

I'd leave this plane part of the 1%.

Oops you're brown. Just regular brown and not their special brown

Bring my moderate Muslim friend.

this fucking guy

This one is mentally ill

>you're a big goy

Shill for Trump

best answer in the thread
who gives a fuck about the jews, I want to be successful too.

What do you mean? Trump's right there

Nupol cancer. 50 shekels etc

Hello fellow jewish brothers, those goyim are pretty stupid haha hey I didn't know dress was mandatory.

Also capcha just confirmed the Colliseum is a "storefront".

Show us your dick or leave

Best post

(((you)))

X6,000,000*

Fucking kek

Can you hear it? In the air? The winds of shit, maybe...

Nope, it's just a fucking leaf.

>I will suck circumcised Jewish dick and kill the white race for three shekels

Yeah okay Cuckanda we get it.

What do you mean? They don't give the cows no good deals or moni

this guy gets it
>take my seat
>make friends
>???
>shekels

It depends what you mean by Judaism. If you mean Zionism, then there was the Irgun. If you mean strict religious Jews committing violence in the modern age, there are occasionally zealots stabbing people in the street.

They get cracked down on pretty strongly, tho.

Jews would never share their shekels with a Hue.

Welcome to Sup Forums friend

Safest plane trip ever

fire up the ovens

The existence of Israel is a violent act. Fuck off shill. The west has no skin in the fucking Middle East holy wars. It's nice that you got the Cucktians to believe that Israel has to be in Jewish hands because g-d said so, but your support will disappear now that Europe and the west is becoming non-white.

Not exactly, not always, not every jew. But I don't expect you to understand when you rather shitpost and pretent that every brazilian is brown, etc

Every single great deal I've made in my life involved a jew somewhere. Just make friends, you'd be surprised.

Garbage post. And the one you replied to was shit too

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