Why would you do if you had his powers?

Why would you do if you had his powers?

wear a sheet during halloween and scare children

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>watch supermodels change their clothes
>shit into peoples houses

Go to a casino with a friend.

Join the Armed Forces and do crazy special operations.

rap

Join the circus.

>shit into peoples house
>shit into
>into

fake my own death and haunt my ex gf for not letting me eat her ass

just pop a squat on their chimney

Pretty much the same he did. Rape Rhona Mitra

Steal shit.
I'd stick googly eyes on the Mona Lisa and hang it over my toilet.

Is this a good movie?

Stake out wasted drunk women at bars, follow them home &.....you know the rest

Wait in a women's restroom and just watch.

Maybe fap

You get to see bacon rape Rhona mitra

Rape Rhona Mitra

rape

Paid assassin

I'd shit in people's houses but I'd do it at like 8 pm on a Thursday

>watching TV
>hear some kind of noise, like footsteps
>ignore it
>stuff starts moving around coffee table
>a stream of diarrhea starts pouring seemingly from mid air all over the table, spreading everywhere

Shitpost.

Rape.

Seems more like a disability to me. The photonically impaired. Also how does he see if all the light that enters his eyes just passes through his head?

>yfw dirty anus escapes through the backdoor

fuck you this is about being invisible and groping a coworker or classmates breasts

cuck

Feed them eggs?

...

yeah!!

Just be a fly on the wall.

Follow politicians and watch them shed their skin

>follow woman with big bootys around
>lay face on chair before they're about to sit down

>go to the movies
>watch free movies
>take shits directly in people's faces and onto their laps

be the best investigative / leaks reporter the world has ever seen.
also be best rapist the world has ever seen.
also the world doesn't technically see you

grope men until they pop weird boners in public.

maybe rape someone or just steal shit.

Nothing good can be done with invisibility, it's always rape/theft/assassination/spooky scary shit.

Weren't his powers useless? I remember that the guy had no eyelids so he had to wear sunglasses everywhere to protect his eyes from light or his existence was absolute torment

>Nothing good can be done with invisibility, it's always rape/theft/assassination/spooky scary shit.
but you listed the good stuff

Reveal my invisibility until it's understood by the world

I'm boring

i know you are but what am i?

Your mom.

>Rape Rhona Mitra
does anyone else think this chick is... not pretty?

I'd become a government tool of destruction. I'd be a one man killing machine. Only weakness is explosives and booby traps.

same thing I usually do I guess. I'm addicted to the interent

You would be disgusted instead of aroused.

SNNIIIIIFFFFFFFF

It would be fun for like a week but then you'd realize that you'll never have a normal friendship or relationship and you'd probably kill yourself

Where do you think you are right now?

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Who needs friends when you can sit in a group of people having fun and pretend you're a part of it?

>you'd realize that you'll never have a normal friendship or relationship and you'd probably kill yourself

y-yeah, that'd be horrible... h-heh, glad I don't have to worry about that.

Grope a tit

Vote twice.

hookers and blow

If you were in active combat and the enemy knew you were in a building they could just bomb it and you're dead.

All they have to do is have a floor full of terrorists willing to die and when you show up they all suicide bomb. Woudln't last 6 months as a soldier desu

i'd just get few hot celebrities pregnant throughout the world then encourage miraculous births they have through media or just cum into the drinks of really hot women

Fuck off, normie.

It's all about dat body.

jerk off but i couldnt see my hand or cock so preytend i had a invisible girlfriend

however our god is not thtat kind

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Is his poop invisible? Serious question.

>dude just starts raping everyone when he becomes invisible
This was a shockingly realistic movie.

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Yes. Otherwise you'd see shit hovering.

That would imply that the food he eats is also invisible, which means that anything that goes into the man's mouth becomes invisible. This doesn't make sense.

Never worry about food, money or a place to live ever.
Get everything for free.
If I want people to acknowledged me I can just cosplay as someone I wear something ridiculous
The internet will serve as a means of actually talking to people.
Don't know what I would do if I need to go to the hospital though..

Fly to Japan and watch hitomi Tanaka get fucked without a goddamn pixelated vag! Record it and then release it to the world.

Flying over Pakistan, altitude 30,000 feet.

I'd probably find some qt shy goth girl. I'd sneak into her room at night and whisper things in her ear. Things that she doesn't think anyone else knows, but I know because I've been following her and watching her. At first she'd be spooked, but no one will believe her and eventually she'll get use to me and begin to trust me. I'd lead her to believe that I'm the devil and convince her to have consensual sex with me and also convince her to do weird shit because it's "occult" and will strengthen our bond and grant her special powers or something. Not like making her believe she could fly or read minds or lift shit with her thoughts. It would be more like a placebo to get her to educate herself and be a useful productive person that just so happens to have a relationship with invisible Lucifer.

Invisibility does not
>erase your stinky ass smell
>make you impervious to weather while naked
>muffle your breathing noises
>get rid of the noises simply moving makes
>give you super lockpicking skills
>improve your agility enough to slip into a door at the same time as someone entering or exiting without bumping into them
>endow you with magic rape strength

So just fuck off with this meme fantasy

Impregnate white women and then laugh as they try to explain the brown baby to their spouse

Steal things, fuck with people and fiddle around with tits and asses I like

Rape every woman that I find attractive

You'd be blind

Steal all the money I can and rape all the women I can.

>magic rape strength

>>erase your stinky ass smell
bathing would take care of that
>>make you impervious to weather while naked
pick a nice day
>>muffle your breathing noises
not that difficult to do
>>get rid of the noises simply moving makes
no clothes/shoes = no clothes/shoe noise, the rest is learning to move slowly
>>give you super lockpicking skills
you could probably buy some lockpicking equipment online or observe someone entering security code and use it later when no one is around
>>improve your agility enough to slip into a door at the same time as someone entering or exiting without bumping into them
don't need to, I know the security code
>>endow you with magic rape strength
is this even a thing?

>magic rape strength

last part is doubtful

in the movie he pretty much got super strength after becoming invisible, holding a grown up man with one hand etc

>endow you with magic rape strength

How much a weakling do you have to be to not be able to overpower an average woman?

Terrible terrible things

So basically now with a do whatever the fuck I want card?

So was he naked the whole time?

I would be pretty cold to run around naked everywhere

But I already shit into peoples houses

>breast peach fuzz

wew

1. So?
2. Then don't go out in shitty weather?
3. This would only be a factor if you were breathing heavily and there was no ambient sound in the room whatsoever
4. Not having shoes would do that by itself and you don't even have to be invisible
5. Fair
6. That isn't too hard
7. Good thing I only rape women I guess?

Basically exactly what happened in the movie except less getting rekt.

>erase your stinky ass smell
Shower, also clean your ass better, you disgusting faggot.
>make you impervious to weather while naked
Depends on the person and your body can get used to it overtime
>muffle your breathing noises
Practice makes perfect
>get rid of the noises simply moving makes
Practice
>give you super lockpicking skills
Makes
>improve your agility enough to slip into a door at the same time as someone entering or exiting without bumping into them
Perfect
>endow you with magic rape strength
Get fit but seriously rape is bad, don't do it

All the thing he did and probably end the same way.

Hang out on Sup Forums shitposting anonymously.

>have to stay inside during winter or go out with full body coverings

wow

Let Henry Cavill fuck me and Gal Gadot in the ass.

I guess you would have a couple of days to act all your "invisible man" fantasies before the sleep deprivation gets you and you start to go mad

>come back to secret lab after escaping it
Pretty dumb, senpai.

spy on cunny

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That was when he first went invisible, he got used to it later.
Also he did most of his stuff at night time, so he would've probably sleep during day and do shit at night if he made I out alive and not burned.

>you
wasn't he expecting the other science people to find a cure for him or some shit?

wouldn't be able to use it effectively, I'd still feel incredibly uncomfortable walking around naked

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