Make myself a nice meal

>make myself a nice meal
>sit down to watch a movie while I eat
>finish eating before the 10 minute mark

>prepare meal
>prepare weed
>get high while movie starts
>start eating
>food tastes awesome
>weed tastes awesome
>movie is enjoyable now

>forget about food once movie starts
>food gets cold

>weed

>set up heat lamp in the kitchen
>spear one nuggie at a time with my fork walking back and forth during the boring parts
>don't even have to do dishes

Tip, turn down the lights.. take your time eating. That works for me.

I just eat really slowly and savour every bite.

>buy booze to watch a movie buzzed
>start drinking while setting up my kino session
>half hour in and I'm already passed out
>wake up next morning not remembering any of the movie
>rinse and repeat later that night

Every time.

fucking awesome stuff m8

Literally me right now.

>find a nice movie
>one of my waifu's comes on screen
>stick finger in ass imagining its her
>smell it
>tommy lee jones appears

>simpsons poster
>smokes weed
>has a low IQ
wait i wrote the same thing 3 times

It's Tommy lee Jones your waifu?

Not judging, he's a great actor.

and I still live a better life than you do

>Character doesn't have tiny white worms in his ass that crawl out at night and make his asshole permanently itchy

I don't even want to get rid of them anymore, they're my only friends other than my imaginary friend Duke who beats up the nightmare creatures when I have bad dreams.

>the weed made him THIS delusional

>weed smokers
>good life

bet you do mate

>tiny white worms in ass
Like my pornfu?

We can agree to disagree.

>be white/tall and goodlooking
>have enough money so I never have to work a day in my life

yea I admit, its mediocre at best ;)

Food is a fucking trap.
The nice tasting food ruins your teeth, hard candy that you're supposed to savour is especially bad for this.
Good wholesome food is over with in minutes.

Go on..

wow you must be smoking some quality stuff

>smok wed before movie
>movie is incredibly good
>can't remember most of it day after

The silver lining is that I forget awful movies even more than the good ones.

>finish popcorn bag 5 minutes into the movie
>want another bag of popcorn but i'll go above my calorie budget

What third world peasant shanty town do you live in? They make medicine for that you idiot.

>anymore
How do you get them so much? Do you live surrounded by cats?

I can afford the best stuff

too bad you can't afford intelligence

I haven't left my room in almost a decade.

Am I the only one who prefers to watch a tv show when eating?


Like if I make dinner I'll put on an epsiode of the show I'm watching (always a comedy, one of South Park, Fan Guy, Always Sunny, Futurama...Been watching Whose Line recently)


And I can't eat during commercials too. It's fucking weird. I'm definitely autistic

Does this mean that you can watch the best movies over and over again?

M8 thats G8

>G8

Good looks are enough m8

You haven't seen the jynx maze ass worms video?

>settling

>download kino from Blacked for my Saturday night jerkoff
>film starts playing and I'm jerking off already
>6 minutes in I blow my load
>I haven't even seen BBC yet cuz the girl is still talking about being seduced

>being able to forget about food

>tfw you don't know this feel

>weak willed drug addict pisses away his parents money without any regard for future generations

quality stuff mate