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Who is your favorite woman fighter in the UFC?
favorite schaub heem?
guys how the fuck do i heem myself at night to sleep? i wake up after 4 hours and cant go back to sleep no matter what. feel like a zombie 24/7.
this one
this is one secret trick i came across by accident
eat a full serving of cooked oats with possibly peanut butter before bed. I'm quite positive its the oats.
Then i read some studies about oats containing a high amount of melatonin and that carbs before bed trigger the same hormone in the body. It def works try it
Anyone got a webm of Werdum pointing away during the Tybura fight as part of his memery?
Can someone make one? Thanks
Is there a bigger meme fighter than Overeem?
conduit?
New thread
Go for a long, long run in the evening, get as physically exhausted as you can. Repeat everyday until you get your sleep schedule back to normal
reminder that a deadly striker with control in the guard is greater and more effective that any kind of BJJ faggot with control position in the guard
t. just rewatched crocop/gonzaga 2
Too late sorry chum
Rothwell
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What is this? Did Calendar finally lose?
>other thread has 12 posters but more posts
Really makes you think.
Pathetic h8ers don't mind them
More like just one hater that is obsessed with being op
Just like RDA vs Pettis
MVP is meme fighter of the year
The fuck are you talking about? Top guard or bottom guard? Guess what, nearly everyone that does MMA is a 'bjj faggot' because submission grappling is an essential part of MMA. Even guys known as strikers train bjj, or another submission grappling system. Even Conor is a brown belt.
he loses all the time
favorite overhand left specialist?
Wrong.
explain
This the guy never loses he’s admitted to lurking Heem for 15 hours a day.
What’s there to explain? Autism takes its course.
DC vs Gus 2 or DC vs Stipe
DC vs stipe would be great 2 years ago. I think DC has a lost a step. He was already late coming into the UFC
I think DC matches up well against Stipe.
Incorrect.
DC would beat Stipe
no.
DC would actually beat Stipe
DC's standup is way better
Stipe would crack the deleted chin
Is conduit a meme fighter
>pictured: way better standup
Bones would destroy Stipe lol
Was last night the worst main card in ufc history?
Ya motha, ya fucking faggot.
im glad someone caught this
DC has never fought a heavyweight with good, technical boxing. look at how close the Gus fight was and then consider how much harder Stipe hits. If DC's standup was "way better" he would be all over that fight since his wrestling is already better. He isn't because he's smarter than you and knows it's a bad matchup for him.
What does "heem" mean?
For years I've seen "HEEM sleepy" here but I've never figured out what it means.
heem
everyone
even
myself
sleepy simply refers to the enlightened trancelike state that HEEM imparts
I genuinely just laughed super hard at this.
/heem/ sleepy
heem wrong thready
I stopped giving a fuck after JJ got her ass handed to her
Who do you consider your most treasured WMMA fighter currently active with the Ultimate Fighting Championship?
Should I bother watching last night's co-main event?
WMMA haters need not relpy.
I strongly dislike wmma
Reem bless, fellas.
Valentina
/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC FIGHT NIGHT 122
Michael Bisping vs. Kelvin Gastelum
Li Jingliang vs. Zak Ottow
Wang Guan vs. Alex Caceres
Muslim Salikhov vs. Alex Garcia
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The time you've spent shitposting about whether you should watch it not you could have watched it already
watching >wmma now (outside of based Rose) makes me miss Honda so much desu.
It seems like none of them can finish a fucking fight anymore.
why are you so angry? cynthia is a contender deal with it.
fuck off with your politics faggot.
wrong guy lad, not me
There is no need to be upset. Who is your favourite female on the roster of the UFC?
I don't get the new statue, the power of women can stop bull markets? Can anyone explain it?
what's the best mma related take down you've seen?
Wrong person, cunt. It's me who hates Calvillo, but I'm not arguing with a wmma fan like yourself.
Sage is so based
Just got home lads. Woke up in a hospital 2 hours ago, no fucking idea how I got there.
I remember going sparring earlier but that's it. One of my coaches was at the hospital with me, said I got slept by a stiff jab. Doc said they ran some tests on me when I was out, told me my brain looks like melted camembert. I'm probably never going to fight again.
you gents need to relax get some rest and watch some women's mma when you wake up
nadia kassem
Is she going to be on the MMA hour tomorrow?
What you get for being a high-guard plodding chinlet who gets slept by a jab.
chill, lad
Hey Colby Covington I heard you said some mean things and as a professional fighter I'm offended by your words
Bless lad
The Ngannou meme ends soon
LET'S ALL BE HONEST.
RICH PENA WOULD HAVE WRECKED EVERY ONE IN THE UFC.....EASY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
melatonin supplements and install f.lux on your computer. it warms the colors on your display when it gets dark outside so your brain knows when it's time to shutdown
Stop drinking caffeine, retard.
True that bro
>that wrist angle
>that leg drive
hope this dumb cunt puts a little too much weight on the bar next time and cripples herself for life
what weight
That’s how I feel. So it’s like — you’ve seen the Kung Fu Panda? That’s one of my favorite movies, man. One, two, and three; those movies are amazing. Darren Till calls himself a gorilla. Conor McGregor calls himself a gorilla. I want to be the Kung Fu Panda, man. ‘Kung Fu Panda’ Perry, baby. Let’s go.”
Based Po
Matt Hughes and the train
Requesting webms of Namajunas finishing Joanna
It'd have been so shit if DJ didn't get the finish here.
How do you think Gabi Garcia would do in the UFC's 170lb division if there was no limit on her weight?
I'm pretty sure she would murder everybody at 155. What I'd pay to see her rip Goobie's head off.
Have you seen Gabi actually fight
She has so trash striking that Goob would heem her in the 1st easy. She doesn't take punches well either and her mewment is so lumbering and sloppy
Demetrious Johnson would finish her in the first round
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Have you seen Gabi fight? She's awful dude. Mighty Mouse would fuck her up, let alone Welterweights
Any decent striker will easily knock her out. The japanese should put her in some puroresu match. She has no place in competitive wmma.
Post your favourite mma related webm
Are we done pretending Tim Memes is anything but a boring shit awful meme fighter? Probably the 5th boring shot fight in a row he's had and 20th in his career
She hasn't fought anybody who could knock her out though so why even try? If she was forced to use wrestlefuck tactics she would displace GSP as the 170 goat within 2 years.
thanks bro
Means/Belal was alright I thought
I realized Means only looks good against jobbers