young sarah silverman
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Young sarah silverman
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CUTE
>tfw you couldn't save her from a career of low-tier stand up and help her become a wholesome, beloved star cause you were just a sperm cell
*BRRAP*
What a damning example of societal "progress"
If that was shot in 2017 she would be in yoga pants and twerking to rap.
She was basically an autist, she wet the bed lat in life and was really depressed.
She was virgin till she was 22 and then lost it so some SNL writer.
she was in fridge mode even back then
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
wtf is that screeching from the audience
Aww, how innocent and cute! Just think, she would be a paragon of justice and fairness today, if Joe Franklin hadn't raped her.
>Joe Franklin
rly?
The fuck? How can you tell?
She's a cute but her voice is horrendous
her voice is the best part, you pleb
Check em, kike
>not enjoying that raspy teasing voice
>no autotune
Dropped.
There's literally no difference.
She was shit back then, and she's still shit today.
Did you also know that fire burns and dogs go "woof"?
>fire burns and dogs go "woof"
Infertility was a mistake
I hope you're joking. It's hard to tell these days.
Her voice is still literal eardrum cancer, as always.
Times never change.
I meant her singing voice
did you know you have awful taste?
you must be joking, she was pure! innocent!
so cute :3
THE FIRE BURNS
>so cute :3
Cuck.
fridge body or not I bet breaking her in and unleashing the freak was a lot of fun
So a decent looking cunt who was young enough to spread her legs to older men. Sex doesn't stop working when you're a "comedian". Or did this jew just have connections?
I remember her since Greg the Bunny, she was so hot there.
Get ready for big fatsos spewing rage at this for no reas... Oh, already? Has there already been accidental kicking over of piss jugs while angrily shitposting? Yes?... Guess I'm done here.
joyless jaded fucker
She has the sort of autistic look.
I mean, in a cute way. I dunno what it is.
Bullshit, everyone's got a tough luck story in Hollywood. It's good for their brand and smart marketing. That bitch is normie af.
this t b h
wetting the bed after the age of 3 is not normal, no matter what your parents said to you
Radovid sucks flaccid cock.
What are they screaming their heads off over?
I wet the bed until I was 17, now I piss in a protein shaker cup
yeah you're pathetic too, only difference is you're not a cute girl
and that's quite an important difference
>stage voice
I'm a "cute girl" on Tuesday evenings, for half-price drinks at Flanagan's.
>She was virgin till she was 22
S-s-so?
how cute?
>generic PG singing with an uppity eastern accent and a cute face
If she deserves the key to Hollywood then so does every other highschool cunt.
>late bed wetting
Sociopath scum
no, because she actually looks cute not like a makeup-pancaked--on whore
Her sister was on fucking Dr. Katz back then add the receptionist so you tell me
>She was virgin till she was 22
Oh yeah w-wow... that's r-really late, huh? she must have b-been really awkward haha
A female virgin that old would have to have been either so reclusive that no men approached her, or actively turning down sex for some reason. As a "cultural" Jewess, she probably wasn't saving herself for marriage, and she wet the bed as late as 2007, so your guess is as good as mine why.
hey reddÃt. epic posts XD
A lot of people in Hollywood are fucked in the head. You gotta be at least a bit loco to pursue a career where you have more of a chance to get struck by lightning than be successful
all the jews i knew in college were complete whores
She's cute as fuck. I wouldn't mind letting her crash in my place, give her encouragement about her acting career, share some weed, then pop her cherry and send her on her way
>some SNL writer.
Dave Attell?
Yes, not a god-tier comedian or anything... a creep, no doubt, but not just "some SNL writer." Come on. Get it together, user.
OCEAN MAAAAN!!!
>22+ virgins
>Reddit
y-you too?
>young sarah silverman
Who?
H-heh-heh, 22 year old vuh-virgins (*tee hee*)
Huh...
Women really do peak at 15 years old.
t. blind
What are you a fucking owl?
not mentally, unfortunately
you don't want that shit
...
the part about fucking an underage girl is fine
but weed? c'mon dude
I don't know if you were trying to discredit her, but I'd fuck that ape
There's literally nothing wrong with smoking medical strength weed in the state of California
You can't fuck that ape.
why not
MOMMY
Cuz I fucking said so dude, leave it alone already.
Holy shit you're so entry level it's sad
funniest bit she's done in her whole life
I know she admitted to being on shitloads of xanax as a teenager too. She was probably loaded in that OP link
based Joan
Cute lil' bedwetter. I wouldn't have minded changing her wet sheets!
Well, when you're a bedwetter until age 16, it's only fair to assume you're going to be a late bloomer.
She looks like a horse face Jew