Chev Chelios must __________ to survive

Chev Chelios must __________ to survive

roll dubs

shitpost constantly

...

show butthole

grow his hair back

meditate

It's a very slow sequel no one asked for to make up for the other ones being so action-packed.

Stay awake. The record is 11 days

Check em.

Fap

Kick some block oss

>sequel where chev has to take deep breaths and control himself in the face of stress and adversity or else his heart will explode
would watch

Mime

get a 6

Good idea, but it's a bit too close to the first one.

meme

Damn son, this one hit a little too close to home.

Can't remember which comedian it was, but the guy who said that he was attached to a machine that runs exclusively on DvDs of Crank 2 has the best idea I've ever heard.

>DRINK LAVA

Is there any hope that we will ever get a Crank 3?

Plz find and link

must die to survive
must explote to survive
must bloodbath to survive
must cuck cucks to survives

dress like a woman

Cut onions without tears

achieve biological homeostasis

>inb4 sing

That's still the best idea these threads have conjured up

watch 18 sopranos episodes per day

roll a 75

Stay erect

Team up with Phil and grant Mitchell

die

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Fuck and suck.

That's not a 75

orgasm once per hour

the release of brain chemicals from cumming counteracts the neurotoxin he has been injected with so he must fuck constantly while chasing the man who done him wrong

The fuck was in that red box anyways

That's not very hard though, he can just masturbate once per hour.

Feed and seed

Did they ever show you what was in that red cooler? It wasn't his heart if i recall. Chev looks in and mentions it being disgusting.

Grunt
Mhhmm

This

>Chelios means bald man in my language.
What did they mean by this?

die

not poop

pay denbts

Rape

eat tacos

ahh

b-but his hands have been amputated

he also needs chemicals only secreted by the vagine

Banepost