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she'd shag my knob off i reckon

>my vagina when I find out he uses the terms Praise Kek and Kekistani unironically

spending my saturday funposting on the 'chon and i wouldn't have it any other way

the bf

honestly love hentai, shame there's hardly any good vanilla stuff, it's all sick fetishes like rape and piss

this cat came up and sat next to this woman at maccies the other day
she stroked it for a bit and it sat next to her
she stroked it again and it bit her arm (looked light though)
she gave it a few light hits on the head and it backed off but still sat next to her

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POOpooPOOpooPOOpooPOOpoo

praise kek, shadilay

I'd nob her too

i'd look like that if i lost some weight

his asshole is covered in hair and shit particles

SHE

didsbury?

>do random streetview
>drops me in swindon

absolutely depressing

hate his music with a passion

really do

...

fuck me /r/Sup Forums is shit
it's like reading the worst, most reddit posts from Sup Forums and Sup Forums on repeat forever

reckon sheeran looks alike that neanderthal boy

>the """"alt-right"""

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i had a post featured on there once

it wasn't even that funny

Any of you lads describe yourself as politically correct?

Nobody can find a specific image in a folder full of hundreds of random images faster than me.

the tinder date

absolutely fucking hate the cretins that crosspost there. hate em. if i met one IRL i would spit in his face

Yes.
I'm reactionary as fuck but I keep my views to myself.

No, I'm politically honest.

Arguing with alt-righters:
cuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuck

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i bet it just want to be fed, and as soon as someone gives it food it fucks off

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wtf is wrong with britain

brits are pathetic

ordered a gram of coke on the 14th and still hasnt arrived

absolutely vexed

gonna get a reship at this rate

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oh, you expected me to click that? Erm... no

excellent patter

toxic masculinity

alri jim

select your kot

my dealer's usually round in half an hour
DNM loners btfo

Got attacked by a dog today. An Australian Cattle Dog to be precise (regular/medium sized dog). I had fucking thongs on. I was visiting my family and it was their neighbors dog the kids must have let off the leash with the gate open. As it ran toward me I yelled hey! hey! and stood my ground. First instinct was to put my foot between it and myself but again, I had fucking thongs on. It just bit into my ankle before one of the kids took it off me. The drunk fucktard of a father came out and called the dog over and tied it up and shit and I yelled "shut your fucking gate" and he said "you don't tell me what to do" and I told him again to shut his fucking gate and he ignored me and walked back into his house presumably because he is a fucking pussy.

I'm never wearing thongs again so I can kick the shit out of the next dog that attacks me. Also what should I do if I start to seriously get mauled? Just go ape shit and punch it until its dead? Try to pick it up and slam it?

never had sex with a dry willy
cannot fathom what kind of shriveled up ring of poop no lubrication disaster that is

steak for dinner

Just buy off a street dealer

Stay woke

i say cuck but only ironically. when i argue with people in video games i roleplay as a MAGA warrior and call them hillary shills. reactions are usually pretty funny

awlrite sunshine, ah's ye doin'?

>that sideboob

wear some trousers next time mate you can't just go out in a thong

bit sad that americans think penises are supposed to be dried out

left

>englishmen eat beef
>irishmen eat potatoes
hmmmmm

How common is circumcision in the US?

my dealer went to prison and the guy who took over his line is charging more so he can fuck off. his food was often shit anyway. at least on DNMs you know you're getting quality

right
love ginger cats

nice bedsheets btw

O B S E S S E D

Have you killed an animal before lads?
I set up a trap in my garden before for a cat that kept killing my koi carp in my pond.
When I caught the fucker I cut it's tail off, it's ears and then feet.
Then I left it in the garden to bleed out until I got my dog to kill the fucker, was quite humorous seeing the little shitbag squirm around while my dog ripped it to shreds.

you're quite literally mentally ill though, no?

free money tip lads

not had beef in about a month haha xx diet consists mainly of biscuits and ready meals(curries and the like xx)

Baited

that's the most pussy you've seen in your bed!

*deafening laughter roars from the lads*

Explain.

Explain.

stabbed someone's chihuahua once because he kept barking

love benders with youtube channels

shot a couple doves when i was 12 or so. with my da'. was a really good shot, was also the best archer on my boyscouts teams

fucked my life up as badly as one could without being in prison

It's because people who like anime on average are mentally ill

Lucky boy.

Got a chicken stir fry ready to happen after my bath. Got my flavour combo of soy sauce, sriracha and lemon juice just right these days.

got a waterstones voucher. what book should i buy?

yes. found a group of stray kittens in an alley behind my house

stomped on their heads until i heard cracking and squishing noises.

walked away without cleaning anything up. hadn't really thought about it again until now.

gay bedsheets

wtf i love yanks now

So so sad

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Literally me.
I only post on /brit/ to scan for posts to get me karma. I've mad about 15k upvotes from you lonely autists
cheers!

NEED to march with the People's Liberation Army of China

what the fuck

hard kick to the sternum
does a lot of damage to a dog if you get it right

or if you can get a hand on both front legs, pull them apart. dog legs aren't designed to move that way

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choon

100 years of solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

what the fuck

Politically honest, as opposed to politically correct? I openly state my genuine beliefs, not the beliefs I think will garner public approval.

I'll fight you on top of uluru you white dog

>I just lied and said that to you to play with your head
Women in a nutshell

not gay but would get hard from a fanny and then proceed to nosh on a cock and bollocks.

epic, simply epic
*upvotes*

did a cum in fat gals bum

now she wants to be my gf. not keen desu

so that's it?

nonce

If selling your soul to the devil was actually something that you could do, would you do it? For power, wealth, or talent?

got some popcorn from the coop for tonight lads, recommend a good film to get comfy to, might watch american psycho,but it'd probably be the 6th time

the abos don't like it when you climb uluru x

too late

It was a sincere question. I ask cos I remember last year reading an article about someone doing "foreskin restoration"

kick it in the stomach and wind it. if a dog is attacking somebody else, immediately stand behind it, straddling its back above its hind legs, bring both your arms up as high as you can to your sides. clap down together as hard as you can in one motion with both arms, so that both your arms smack down on to both sides of it's rib cage. this will knock all the wind out the dog, and incapacitate it for up to a few minutes. you really have to wind the dog, interrupt it's breathing. especially with pit bulls, they wont let go until they cannot breathe. another, but slower and less readily available method, is squirting water from a botthe directly into the dogs nose while it's jaws are clamped on you, this will also make it let go.

then yeah, don't hesitate to kill the cunt unless someone has tied it up and secured it properly.

t. dog trainer

No. Not gonna get a good deal off the literal devil, are you?

kick it with the bit between your foot and leg like when you hoof it in soccer

how fat we talking

so guilty of wearing my heart on my sleeve & taking everything personal