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suffering

buffering

every day i'm shuffling

Ban that child talking about what he should study. Literal 17 year old spastic

Only the parts Jesus talks about.
That's why it's called Christianity, because we follow Christ's words. Retard

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pickle rick is in the house tonight!

fabian delph edition

anime

are you morons really arguing about the best way to kill a dog? give your heads a wobble

shuddering

meme tier 'good' uni list:
>Surrey
>KCL
>Belfast
>York
>Warwick

did greentext get brighter?

Sharia will never come to Britain, outside of little enclaves that have little influence over the rest of us. As a people, we Brits are very insistent on our freedom. I reckon that was probably what Brexit was really about for the leave voters, right or wrong. Rule Britannia even goes on about how we'll never be slaves.

You should definitely go to (((Warwick))) if you're into feminine penises

every day i'm suffering

>I read it on google so it must be true!
Not cadets either, I used to be an NCO.

opinions on Hungary?

i'm 19

redid my A levels

If its top 20 then its a good uni considering there are like 200 unis in the country

belief in god is a totalitarian belief. it is the wish to be a slave.

it is the desire that there be an unalterable, unchallengeable, tyrannical authority who can convict you of thought crime while you sleep. who can and must subject you to a total surveillance around the clock every second of your life. not even your life. it applies before you were born and for eternity after your death. a celestial north korea. but at least you can fucking die and leave north korea.

does the bible or the koran offer you such freedom in death? No. the tyranny, the misery, the utter ownership of your entire being, the smashing of your individuality - all just begin when you die. its a wicked and evil preachment.

who wants this to be true? who but a slave desires such a ghastly fate?

hahaha
go to edinburgh though

Thoughts

did an optional module in archaeology at Durham in my first year for a laugh and one of the lecturers was this ginger FITTIE

going to go look her up and have a reminiscent wank now, thanks

Only black girls and fat white girls match with me on Tinder

it's two retards that are embarrassed they thought an urban myth was real. i never suggested a way to kill a dog, just the most effective ways to incapacitate it in an attack

I honestly want sharia law in the UK. Not even a paki but sharia law would stop degeneracy and it'd be hilarious seeing roasties getting stoned to death for cheating and gays being thrown off buildings.

is flux giving anyone else popups now?

Yeah sure you did pal

need a bf

You're conflating God and religion.

come to Newcastle

can't imagine being this obtuse

why are you so insecure about being wrong?

hungary?
you should czech the fridge

paid actors

>belief in god is a totalitarian belief. it is the wish to be a slave.
>it is the desire that there be an unalterable, unchallengeable, tyrannical authority who can convict you of thought crime while you sleep. who can and must subject you to a total surveillance around the clock every second of your life. not even your life. it applies before you were born and for eternity after your death. a celestial north korea. but at least you can fucking die and leave north korea.
>does the bible or the koran offer you such freedom in death? No. the tyranny, the misery, the utter ownership of your entire being, the smashing of your individuality - all just begin when you die. its a wicked and evil preachment.
>who wants this to be true? who but a slave desires such a ghastly fate?

just because you believe in authority doesn't mean you're a slave. liberals would rather all be equals in a shitty society, conservatives would rather be halfway up the chain in a great society

paki from london

both are the worst things humanity has produced.

How shite is newcastle? I've seen pictures of it and parts of it seem to look unexpectedly nice but I can't square that with the geordie shore stuff

regret not going there now :(

Reminder that if you didn't study at a GOLDEN TRIANGLE university you are a pleb

Religion is an insult to humanity. it says you & I cannot, individually or collectively, decide upon a right action or thing without divine permission to do so. that we would not know right from wrong if we did not have heaven's permission to do so.

how else would we get our morality? our human solidarity? our innate knowledge of right and wrong? our acute awareness of fairness and unfairness? Nope. All worthless according to religion. Only the great unassailable dictator known as God can offer morality as divine gifts he so graciously donated to us.

Once I was out walking my dog (German shepherd) and some little shit Staffie that wasn't on a lead comes darting across the park and has a go at my dog trying to bite her.

I booted the little shit right in the face and it ran away. The owner came over and apologised, he was probably the only decent Staffie owner who's ever lived.

Dogs like that only understand one thing - dominance

hate cycling because it feels like im holding up people

>also York's history course is a bit.....iffy for me.
iktf
went there for an open day, was enjoying a talk with one of the lecturers, talking about jacobitism, edmund burke, 18th and 19th century britain, but then i found out that York doesn't like Niall Ferguson as a historian and generally has a negative view on the British Empire

i'm all for diversity of opinions but that disappointed me tbqh. though i'm not likely to find many imperialist unis anyway

alri ghost hitchens

My gf left me, lads
Back to the single life

It's not shite at all mate, you don't even see the Geordie shore stars out and I don't really care much about it either

are you going to address this?: rationalwiki.org/wiki/Examples_of_God_personally_killing_people#New_Testament_killings_by_God ?

Do Christians acknowledge the OT as the word of God or not? Whether or not you follow the teachings has no relevance on the fact God killed millions of people.The same God you follow now.

the geordie shore stuff is pretty far away from the nice bit, on the other side of the river i think.
I have just been lurking around the good bits.


Basically imagine a line through the city between good and shit, Newcastle uni is in the nice bit but the edges skirt the bad part, northampton uni is in the bad part and surrounded by commieblocks

webms over ten seconds should be banned

Hate dogs

girls at work always compliment me on smelling nice, i mostly wear acqua di gio

you sound like a cunt

>I honestly want sharia law in the UK
No you don't. Even as a muslim male, you'd have to see your mum, sisters, daughters, all get treated like animals. Pints and other stuff would be banned. Your gay mate (everyone has one) would be killed, anyone who didn't believe in Islam would be persecuted, and you'd be killed if you even talk about not observing Islam all day long. Go live in a sharia law country if that's what you want, but I bet you don't last long there.

Ah yes, the """""""""""edcuation""""""""""""""system

>trying to explain dog behaviour to a paki

they dont even have a word for secularism mate. you cant expect them to understand the nature of animals.

yes im definitely supposed to believe heaven looked down upon us with indifference for tens of thousands of years and suddenly one day decided to intervene by revealing some very exclusive truth to a few illiterate barbaric individuals in the desert who were able to write it all down perfectly. and then he decides to fuck off and never intervene again.

yes very believable haha

once saw a small chick in a chicken yard
he will grow up and will get eaten

absolute state of /x/ right now haha

Yeah i got vibes of anti-colonialism and a general socialist undertone to the course

Where did you end up going?

why dont they just kick the shit out of those little shits?

you'd be killed though

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notts lad

cant fathom wanting to study in some rando area like durham instead of a real city
honestly wonder why so many people are convinced durham is the next best place after oxbridge, is it just because of the mickey mouse 'colleges'?

JUST watched kingsman w/ the lads!

Hate it when hotels fly assorted nations' flags outside the entrance

Brits are dumber than yanks

>Glaswegians

aha got a offer from there, decided against it though. Is it nice?

I've been working this graveshift and I ain't made shit

young, attractive, and have mates of both sexes
what about you? :)

>When the hotel lobby has clocks showing the time in cities all over the world
>tfw you've been to all the cities

why do leftists get mad when you point out their hypocrisy of sucking so much muslim dick but at the same time lobbying against racism, sexism, extremism, homophobia and other assorted intolerant behaviour?

much better than i expected. It's nowhere near perfect but hey, it's a university town, can't have your standards too high

If I just avoid blacks because I really am not interested in them and their culture, am I a racist?

lot of crypto-pakis on today

We wouldn't have schools, universities, healthcare (The Romans implemented healthcare after becoming christians), brought the end of slaves and slave trade and also after the Fall of Rome monks preserved Roman books and rewrote them.

It brought workers’ rights through Lord Shaftesbury, and child protection agencies, like the RSPCC, Modern democracy is in huge debt to non-conformist Christianity, from Magna Carta, the first legislation to publicly fund education in the colonies was called The Old Deluder Satan Act, under the notion that God does not want any child ignorant, The Council of Nyssa decreed that wherever a cathedral existed, there must be a hospice, a place of caring for the sick and poor. That’s why even today, hospitals have names like “Good Samaritan and we wouldn't have human rights. And even today our morals and traditions stem from Christianity.

Why were all civilisations born from religion? Why has there never been an athiest religion? Why did it just so happen to be that the most impactful and succesful civilisation (western) was Christian?

what culture?

intelligence across UK and USA rankings

Northern UK>Southern USA>Northern USA>Southern UK

if you don't eat corn at night, you'll have to eat it for breakfast

I heard that there was a large "bad" part,though thats true here i suppose , i heard said bad part was genuinely iffy though

wish that i could buy me a spaceship and fly

Imagine being so much of an ADHD-riddled normie that the "nightlife" and "clubbing scene" of a university factors into your decision

foul

cheesy chips and graveh

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getting a wee bit carried away there

heheh

science, secularism and rational thinking created all that despite religion.

you mean the exact reverse, right?

what's wrong with scottish people?

cognitive dissonance

lived in the north all my life and haven't got an accent, everyone at work said i was posh

How?
All seems fine to me apart from the having to believe in Islam.
Brunei has sharia law and it looks like paradise.

i swear down, i have more fun doing mandy on my own then i do on a night out drinking with the lads

delete this mate the english here have a fragile ego