And your OTHER cheek

>and your OTHER cheek

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>"the meek shall inherit the earth"
>"in English, professor"

>character dies
>comes back to life next episode leaving only sheets

every time

>was getting caught part of your master plan?

RABBI YESHUA

>of your master plan

FIRST ONE TO THROW THE STONE

DOESN'T GET TO STAY IN MY HEAVENLY KINGDOM

>What is the truth user?

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>Well congratulations, you got yourself caught. Now what's the next step of your master plan?

>Redeeming this world. For the pious!

damn..

>Pontius Pilate, I'm Messiah

>I am your father

>Well here I am, Jesus of Nazareth, King of the Jews
>No, not that guy in the huge palace with pretty women all over him
>Yep, here on that stable. That's me
DROPPED

>FATHHHHEERRR
>SPEAK PRIEST

>FREEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Blatant Braveheart ripoff

>if we crucify you, will you die?
>it will be extremely painful
>YOURE A BIG GOY
>FOR JEW

>Jesus
>goy
Amerisharts everyone

>Christ himself
>not a Christian

What's this spooky fucker's problem?

You're your own special kind of retarded

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Jew as used in the current vernacular means rabbinical pharisaic judaism, which Jesus was not. If you're using the definition of Jew that loosely, then you might as well include Samaritans, which the New Testament clearly distinguishes from Jews.

Jew= Pharisee or Sadducee

Jesus was the founder of his own religion, and he was an aramaean who spoke Aramaic. He has no relation to khazar Turks

>Jew as used in the current vernacular means rabbinical pharisaic judaism
No.

>If you're using the definition of Jew that loosely, then you might as well include Samaritans
No

>Jew= Pharisee or Sadducee
No

>Jesus was the founder of his own religion
No

Just stop trying

PRAISE JESUS you assholes

May the Lord bless us all

No that's actually all correct. Educate yourself before making yourself look like a retard and going "hurr durr jesus is Jewish." Yeah and Muhammad is a pagan and Martin Luther is a catholic cause that's what they were born.

You're an idiot.

DAS RITE!

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kek
>in aramaic, rabbi

>starts own business
>still pissed off at his former boss

Jew is an ethnicity you idiot.
>Luther was German because he was born German
YES

Which one is the superior cross-kino Sup Forums? The Last Temptation or The Passion?

Why do white people pretend that Jesus was white?

>WHERE IS YOUR GUARD?
>WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

the one that is not a jewish trick

Jesus's ethnicity was not Khazar, he was an aramaean who spoke Aramaic.

>character is about to die
>"father, father, why have you forsaken me!"
Every fucking time

Christianisty didn't exist for like two hundred years after Jesus

There were people who believed Jesus was the Messiah from before he was even crucified you retard. Are you saying people waited 200 hundred years before believing in Jesus?

Vanity, mebbe? There's a theory about the image of a Blond Christ being used to inspire subservience in African slaves, which if it was successful hardly bears thinking about.

>Rabbi explains wormhole travel to Heaven Kingdom passing a camel through the eye of a neddle

he's right though
christianity started much later jeezy's death

>written sources from 50 a.d. calling Jesus God
>Christianisty didn't exist for like two hundred years after Jesus
Zeitgeist redditors were a mistake

The Last Temptation has better music and blasphemous depiction aside, it has a better character arc/development/

The Passion has better cinematography and production value. Also, its closer to the text if you are a religious person.

>Christianity = only believing Jesus was the son of god, that's literally it
Okay

>Christianity = believing Jesus was the son of god
Uh yeah

I'm SPQR.

>The Roman law protects me, my legion, but only one of those two!

Pretty much user. Open a bible

The best Christ-kino is the Gospel According to St Matthew

kek

underrated

>no "Jesus Christ, really?" posts
Jesus Christ, really?

CHEEK TO CHEEK

This is probably the cleverest joke I've ever seen on Sup Forums.

good post

Now imagine if he would have formed a coherent sentence with grammar n shit
Retard

educate yourself =/= listening to Biblethumping Protestant anti-Semetic propaganda

I have been educated in both Catholic and Orthodox Churches. Most Protestants are full of shit.

The Jews had many divisions among themselves. They still do. Jesus was a Jew. A lower class one, sure, but still a Jew and a Rabbi.

Just because he wasn't part of the ruling class of Jews who had ins with the occupying Romans, that does not negate him being Jewish.

You should remember this even today. Do not hate all Jews. Many are struggling down here with us. It is the elite globalist Jews, much like the Pharisees then, who are fucking over gentiles and fellow Jews alike. They also have non-Jewish globalist conspirators like the Romans fucking up the world.

Remember there were also many revolutionary anti-globalist independance fighters in Christ's time as well. Just look at Life Of Brian for a good parody of them.

It is like people in 100 years thinking Star Trek did not exist until the JJ Abrams movies.

>I have been educated in both Catholic and Orthodox Churches
t. Sup Forums larper
How embarrassing is it to be you? Honestly

> a semintic jew, even before the time they mixed massively with European genes

>looks that white

when will christian face the truth that there are indeed worshipping the proclaimed ''king of the jews''

>People called the film itself anti-semitic, instead of just Mel
How is it?

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