Why do we have such a fucking gay ass language?

Why do we have such a fucking gay ass language?
how did this even made it to lingua franca??
Fuck this world I want to speak a based manly germanic language and not thsi sissy feminine language
Everything that came out of latin is gay as shit and everyone wanting to preserve it is a huge faggot
we shoudl have sticked to frankish and kill any gallo-roman subhuman that wanted his latino-tier moonspeak to be relevant

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at least it's better than danish, I hate my native language it's so fucking ugly.

je capitule hon hon hon baguette vin croissant hon hon hon hon

Why does French sound so gay?

>how did this even made it to lingua franca??

Sure you did

Swedish is Germanic and it doesn't sound manly

Dutch is Germanic and it doesn't sound manly

ahon hon hon ouioui c;

French sounds germanic and gay

Danish is Germanic and it doesn't sound manly

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xplain?

where do you think the "franca" comes from?
anyway it's not anymore

still better than fucking french

I DON'T KNOW

>dutch sounds better than french
lmao at you

A bear comes out of nowhere, startles an old lady and her man.
Lady screams "OLD MAN, UP AND RUN YOU STUPID IDIOT"

at least it doesn't sound gay as shit and no one makes fun of it

>hon hon hon it sounds gay hon hon hon
turn off your proxy or grow you a balls faggot

>where do you think the "franca" comes from?
>anyway it's not anymore
What I meant

No, I don't the poster wanted to show that actually.

>don't think*

Tbh I hate French influence in English
I wish everyone just used Germanic sounds in it. It's more aesthetic
youtube.com/watch?v=IIo-17SIkws

French is a cancerous language and produces cancerous people and culture

>No, I don't the poster wanted to show that actually.

I guess he just wanted to say swedish is gay

no proxy, I'm 100% french

then just speak anglish already you fucking faggots

...and posted a woman speaking it, lol

I want a qt French boy to whisper lewd things in French into my ear tbqh

Are you sure?
youtube.com/watch?v=FG0xcKzMUds

I was showing how swedish sounds gay and retarded

youtube.com/watch?v=7-KMartUecA

It doesn't sound manly nor feminine, it's pretty neutral but god damn those harking noise they have to add.
I can understand why germans call dutch, drunken german.

like swedish said it's neutral as fuck, it's gayer german

You guys are right. German is the chadiest germanic language:
youtube.com/watch?v=ID63iNLqrFU

oui oui oui je voidrais to stick mon bageutte een yoor vajone honhonhon

kys

>influence
>aesthetic
>language
>culture

French is the most feminine language in the world

PERFECT for sissy men

just bring back the rolled r, autist

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>typical french rudeness
I was just appropriating your culture

Lol, speak for yourself

exactly what I said

won't save it

free Québec you scum

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quebec was a mistake

you sound even gayer and yet you have a rolled r
That won't make it better faggot

Tell them to give us our land back :^)

>you sound even gayer
no

anyway occitan languages sound better, that was my point, so start rolling your R's, disgusting franks

you made your choice already

Ur a sissy femboi LOL

You could've at least posted a good whiskey, not some hipster bs """"whiskey""""
or at least a beer

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> Big guy
Old icelandic

> Small guy
Modern icelandic

implying whiskey in a plastic bottle is bad

Si señor yo soy de rancho.

how about chug tier?

>Canadian Mist
>Hipster

Thats the cheap shit, its for broke alkies

both sounds way more manly than french BY FAR

desu haven't really drank whiskey since highschool.
Tbh I prefer a nice cold brew

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I'm pretty sure when it comes to language manliness nothing beats avar and north caucasian languages in general

What did he mean by this?

he meant he thinks you're speaking french even though you don't speak french and he's the one who knows english and he's speaking greek and latin using his logic