HNGGGH
*waddles towards you*
Man wha ketchu? yous stillsowe bouda fiddy baaks?
HNGGGH
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William Hill
nope
Alexander Harris
Cash me ousside. Hou bad dah?
Josiah Young
wha habbin
Chase Stewart
Is this the movie with that Kino shooting scene?
Jonathan White
Can you name a more badass lawman than Seagal
Leo Price
All seagull movies are Kino.
Kevin Edwards
me
Jaxon Stewart
Day tooker
Liam Morgan
...
Alexander Peterson
Find the fattest, laziess, most corrupt cop. He's more badass than Seagal
Lucas Gutierrez
someone post the skateboard webm
Jose Long
He literally invented tactical ambidextrous room clearance, which he personally teaches to special forces units all over the world (only the good guys though).
Grayson Martin
Joe Arpaio?
Nathan Wood
This can't be real
Xavier Edwards
Former Delta Force operator Larry Vickers was one of Seagals students. He also modeled his goatee from Seagal.
Levi Murphy
>Got to maintain better muzzle awareness
IT'S CALLED BEING AN OPERATOR LARRY MUH BOI
Christian Wilson
Remind me again what did Seagal do in CIA?
Christopher Collins
>According to William Forsythe, Steven Seagal told Forsythe, "You really need to work on your Brooklyn accent." Forsythe, a Brooklyn native, replied, "Trust me, YOU do."
Eli Hughes
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Some of the funniest shit I've read in a while
Christian Ross
Is Seagal the most out of touch "celebrity" (if he could even be called that)?
Cooper Rogers
dont forget that Out for Justice was filmed during Seagals "American-Italian phase" when he pretended to be 100% Italian
Christopher Walker
Tracking down Bobby Lupo.
Luke Hernandez
FATTY FATTY FATTY
Jack Baker
Is that Lushenko? ahahah
Connor Wilson
>dat pic
exploitable af
Brandon Green
I think he has a better claim now, i mean, he must be basically made of 90% pasta and pizza.
Brandon Long
>a sex symbol
Luis Cooper
two watches? operator as fuck
Evan Clark
Steven "send her to my trailer" Seagal
Wyatt Russell
...
Henry Reed
Didn't he mouth off to an actual martial arts guy, who then choked him unconscious and he pooped himself?
Dylan Garcia
Nothing but unproven lies
Seagal is unchokeable due to his superior Aikido training.
Jace Nguyen
yeah some 80yo jujitsu guy i think plus he talked shit about van damn then met him at a party and bolted the fuck out
Evan Jenkins
...
Thomas Robinson
what was he thinking about at that moment?
Julian Carter
i kind of like that they actually showed a bone break here. usually they just show the arm bending in a way thats actually normal, and then dub a 'crunch' sound effect over it and have the guy yell like hes in pain
Hunter Wood
Gabriel Howard
Nolan James
>tfw your hot teenage daughter sucks cock and snorts coke because you're Steven Seagal
Juan King
How many daughters he has?
Jacob Watson
...
Ayden Turner
what's next for his career?
Benjamin Butler
What the fuck?
Aiden Foster
What exactly does he say here? Haven't seen it.
Jonathan Thompson
Just. Perfect.
Owen Scott
I bet you don't you don't even know Steven Seagal's grammy nominated album "Punani Priest".
Sebastian Hughes
Why's there always young girls in his movies
Kevin Myers
What's the problem?
Jonathan Roberts
Fucking hell this fat fuck is even too lazy to look down the sights.
Mason Hall
>implying he needs to
Matthew Turner
>HE'S FAST!
Hudson Brown
...
Anthony Richardson
He only likes the freshest punani.
Adrian Morris
What is this from
What the fuck is going on
Why have I never watched a steven seagal movie
Xavier Thomas
What?
Hunter Taylor
>Not putting framed pictures of your album cover in your movies
John Sanchez
This is some anime level shit
Brandon Lopez
Charles Williams
...
Jonathan Martinez
...
Aaron Parker
...
Aiden Parker
Holy shit do you think you fucked her I wish I was an actor.
Joshua Anderson
...
Jaxon Torres
Im pretty sure that scene was filmed in his home
Daniel Bennett
was she absorbed by the ring?
Hunter Baker
...
Joshua Wood
What is some essential 2010s Seagal kino? I've only seen Sniper and he had maybe five minutes of screen time in it.
Bentley Diaz
holy shit the world's ending
STEVEN GET OUTTA THERE
Carson Martinez
...
Ayden Stewart
How many guys did he kick?
Charles Carter
STOP THE CAR
Brayden Phillips
WHOS HOTDOG IS THIS?
Jackson Torres
It's the same guy
Easton Stewart
Im excited
Jack Hill
Juan Ovuss
Joshua Bell
...
Luke Sanchez
...
Ethan Wright
I'll be honest here I'm really jelly of the guy
Brody Anderson
>Steven, I've come to bargain.
Tyler Butler
>he doesn't know 1911s have a crit range of 12-20 when attacking a helicopter
Ian King
I'm sorry for the girls
Liam Collins
Can someone post the "EASY" exploding bathroom scene
Thomas Torres
...
Lucas King
lmao is this from the same film as the shitty sword fight? Is this the reason why theres an eagle's cry when Seagal kills the bad guy? Holy kek.
Blake Morgan
It would be hard knowing they will never have sex that good again
William Miller
Segal watches too much anime
Elijah Phillips
the pistol grip is lubricated with burger grease for faster hand transitions
Landon Morgan
Don't know man even b rated movies like this are still a good way for actors to break into the scene . Also the guy probably only lasts like five minutes
Jeremiah Garcia
Is he playing Time Crisis or something holy shit.
Jason Kelly
Seagal literally so fat the need a stunt man to shoot him taking one step to the side while walking up stairs.
Logan Cook
This is my favorite.
Blake Lewis
D R O P P E D
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Joseph Bennett
...
Michael Rivera
*Waddles towards you*
Jason Adams
poor guys, they all probably have concussions
Ryder Wood
Blake Torres
OHHHHHH my god.
Owen Martin
he turns around like a tank control character
Owen Bennett
This movie is ridiculous. Steven is barely in it and he does almost nothing. He doesn't even fight anyone.