/brit/

lamb of god edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=hX3j0sQ7ot8
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sophi e

appreciate the art picture OPs

anime

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hate gays
love christianity

shes always wearing bizarre outfits

cock is rock solid but can't afford a prossie reee

my mum said when i put my mind to it im unusually charismatic. thats nice of her to say.

just wish my self-esteem and confidence allowed me to believe it.

the videos of that lad on his c90 are great fun
youtube.com/watch?v=8klEt3cfYn8

Got a joke for you lads:

Three men are starving in the desert when they find a camel and kill it for food. They're deciding who gets what bit of the camel, when one says: "I support Liverpool FC, so I'll have the liver." Another says:
"I support Hartlepool, so I'll have the heart." And the last guy says:
"I support Arsenal and I'm not hungry right now."

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Your chin pictured right

pics

The Jewish tradition states that "hell" is not a place, like the under world or hades, but is an absence from God.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheol

At some point in the life of the Christian Church this new vision of "hell" as a real place of damnation came to be and it was used as negative reinforcement against sin. Probably so they could make people give the church money for their sins easier

The word hell is never mentioned in The Bible and the lake of fire is a symbol

"Revelation 20:14
14 And death and the Grave* were hurled into the lake of fire.+ This means the second death"

Made earlier, linked earlier - the rightful thread

simple as

WOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD SSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR

Hope Janny smashes that other thread.

It's true what they say.

It'll be deleted though because it's NSFW

This just saves time

you bent or something mate? :S

the friendless insecure attention-seeking batty wont like his thread being undermined so expect some gay porn spam soon enough

heh
dumb goyim

Common misunderstandings

1. Hell is place of fire and brimstone for non believers
Their is no punishment for not accepting Christ as Lord. The only "punishment" is eternal desperation from him

2. God/Christ demands folllwers and servants
Christ calls Christians his brothers and sisters. Christians are God's children, just like Christ. Christians should tried to be like Christ

3. Heaven is a place
It's not. Heaven exists wherever God is. To be a part of God is to be a part of Heaven. Christ confirms this by saying that Heaven is inside of you.

Fucking exhausted lads. This insomnia is doing a number on me.

threads are only supposed to be made after 310 you retard

Only song of theirs I like is Redneck

reported and hidden

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it doesnt have the / in the title

r8 my new proposition for a meme, la's

Not out with the lads tonight then? Quiet night in is it?

dog shows up at school every day so people will pet him.

soundcloud.com/lazerbird-98477393/afternoon-at-the-kinoplex

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predrinks at 9:30

yeh was out last night so spliffs and vidya tonight i reckon. might buy FFIX

>protestantism
*the enlightenment*

had the big bender last night, would like to be out tonight as well but no friends

It's called pregaming

when i was a bit younger cum would literally shoot everywhere when i ejaculated, now it just dribbles out. how do i solve this?

Ummm sweetie one of the greatest philosophers was a protestant

did you change from slovakia to slovenia

We've already been through this. Protestant literature is the entire catalogue of the Age of nlightenment

Gonna play Divinity with the lads

y-yes

"fuck God's teachings, make me a new religion that will give me divorces"

Henry VIII - founder of the Protestant faith

I'm the guy in the group that nobody really likes so I don't think I'll go out

>had the big bender last night
How's your arse doing haha

*checks your post for great philosophers*
*doesn't see any*
huh must've been the wind

Only mention of an afterlife in The Bible is revelations where it says you will be born again if you are judged correctly

It's not even noon yet
I have a whole day of shit posting with my /brit/ish friends ahead of me

>Protestant literature

without religion we'd still think disease was caused by demons and that the earth was the centre of the universe.

>hurr durr good vs evil

Abrahamic religions are basic bitches

business idea: a new religion for atheists, called n-lightenment

LADS I need an isle of wight slag gf

they thought diseases were caused by too much poo or urine or blood or bile being in your system

Let’s have a toast for the douchebags
Let’s have a toast for the assholes
Let’s have a toast for the scumbags
Every one of them that I know
Let’s have a toast for the jerkoffs
That’ll never take work off
user, I got a plan
Run away fast as you can

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Bender thread BTFO

t.evil and he doesn't realise it

Lofi Hip Hop Radio 24/7 Chill Gaming / Study Beats

youtube.com/watch?v=hX3j0sQ7ot8

Ill be in the pub in 5 mins mate

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how much of a gormless runt do you have to be to actually watch a film

>Quiet night in is it?

hehe yes...
*boots up Football Manager*

thoughts on fat kanye?

Neither side can win or lose because they depend on each other to exist

Abrahamic religions are just another variation of the game. Basic bitches.

just bulking, dont be a hater

Can I play?

Father Stretch My Pants

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the GF

BTFO fucking bender

I have almost the exact same body. You will too if you get to 35, don't regularly exercise, and still eat like you did in your 20s.

saw that on reddit

thoughts on fat willies?

Kill Bill Volume 2 is on netflix, so I'll just watch it on that instead of Dave

Love arse

hes just putting on some weight to win his fight against jay z

Quite
Unless it's lord of the rings or harry potter

revelations itself is a sketchy book and should be considered with a grain of salt desu

"Fuck gods teachings, let's charge people money to get to heaven"

-- Every Catholic ever

Saw him in 2013. Was right behind him as he got out of his car. He was short and portly. The back of his neck looked like a dog's scruff, so many layers and rolls

dont like arses that are too big

like mine
dont care for others

do you fancy adore sue

>implying you've ever read Soren
k what about this nigga he's a christian philosopher

Weber was more of a sociologist/historian.

no

The Pope is infallible, if he says it then it must logically be what God wants

Probably the loneliest I ever been though it's mostly my fault x

Kim and Trump should meet in Switzerland and take acid together

wish she'd get them out

>WE ARE THE TRUE FOLLOWERS OF GOD'S WORD
>*gets a divorce*

not a christian but in my experience the nicest and most down to earth people I have ever met were christians. my family were poor growing up, never went on a holiday but my friend's christian family took me on holiday to france. they would also buy me loads of nice christmas presents, when I got little.
christians will always hold a special place in my heart and it pains me to see people that bash christians, chances are they've never met any genuine christians in their lives

I think that would cause more problems than it solved.

London is the hottest place for acid right now

glad you read my post and reflected

joined a new club so i actually do need to hire an assistant manager

Was I in the wrong?

>get back from work
>sister watching Strictly Come Dancing
>it's not in HD
>pick up the remote next to her
>switch it to HD
>while channel is changing she flips out "what are you doing!"
>she takes the remote and changes it back to SD
>I feel she did it out of spite, why would you not want to watch in HD?
>I pull out the aerial from the TV box
>she runs upstairs

The Pope is only a man. God's word is the only infallible thing