lamb of god edition
/brit/
sophi e
appreciate the art picture OPs
anime
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hate gays
love christianity
shes always wearing bizarre outfits
cock is rock solid but can't afford a prossie reee
my mum said when i put my mind to it im unusually charismatic. thats nice of her to say.
just wish my self-esteem and confidence allowed me to believe it.
the videos of that lad on his c90 are great fun
youtube.com
Got a joke for you lads:
Three men are starving in the desert when they find a camel and kill it for food. They're deciding who gets what bit of the camel, when one says: "I support Liverpool FC, so I'll have the liver." Another says:
"I support Hartlepool, so I'll have the heart." And the last guy says:
"I support Arsenal and I'm not hungry right now."
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Your chin pictured right
pics
The Jewish tradition states that "hell" is not a place, like the under world or hades, but is an absence from God.
en.wikipedia.org
At some point in the life of the Christian Church this new vision of "hell" as a real place of damnation came to be and it was used as negative reinforcement against sin. Probably so they could make people give the church money for their sins easier
The word hell is never mentioned in The Bible and the lake of fire is a symbol
"Revelation 20:14
14 And death and the Grave* were hurled into the lake of fire.+ This means the second death"
Made earlier, linked earlier - the rightful thread
simple as
WOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD SSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
Hope Janny smashes that other thread.
It's true what they say.
It'll be deleted though because it's NSFW
This just saves time
you bent or something mate? :S
the friendless insecure attention-seeking batty wont like his thread being undermined so expect some gay porn spam soon enough
heh
dumb goyim
Common misunderstandings
1. Hell is place of fire and brimstone for non believers
Their is no punishment for not accepting Christ as Lord. The only "punishment" is eternal desperation from him
2. God/Christ demands folllwers and servants
Christ calls Christians his brothers and sisters. Christians are God's children, just like Christ. Christians should tried to be like Christ
3. Heaven is a place
It's not. Heaven exists wherever God is. To be a part of God is to be a part of Heaven. Christ confirms this by saying that Heaven is inside of you.
Fucking exhausted lads. This insomnia is doing a number on me.
threads are only supposed to be made after 310 you retard
Only song of theirs I like is Redneck
reported and hidden
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it doesnt have the / in the title
r8 my new proposition for a meme, la's
Not out with the lads tonight then? Quiet night in is it?
dog shows up at school every day so people will pet him.
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predrinks at 9:30
yeh was out last night so spliffs and vidya tonight i reckon. might buy FFIX
>protestantism
*the enlightenment*
had the big bender last night, would like to be out tonight as well but no friends
It's called pregaming
when i was a bit younger cum would literally shoot everywhere when i ejaculated, now it just dribbles out. how do i solve this?
Ummm sweetie one of the greatest philosophers was a protestant
did you change from slovakia to slovenia
We've already been through this. Protestant literature is the entire catalogue of the Age of nlightenment
Gonna play Divinity with the lads
y-yes
"fuck God's teachings, make me a new religion that will give me divorces"
Henry VIII - founder of the Protestant faith
I'm the guy in the group that nobody really likes so I don't think I'll go out
>had the big bender last night
How's your arse doing haha
*checks your post for great philosophers*
*doesn't see any*
huh must've been the wind
Only mention of an afterlife in The Bible is revelations where it says you will be born again if you are judged correctly
It's not even noon yet
I have a whole day of shit posting with my /brit/ish friends ahead of me
>Protestant literature
without religion we'd still think disease was caused by demons and that the earth was the centre of the universe.
>hurr durr good vs evil
Abrahamic religions are basic bitches
business idea: a new religion for atheists, called n-lightenment
LADS I need an isle of wight slag gf
they thought diseases were caused by too much poo or urine or blood or bile being in your system
Let’s have a toast for the douchebags
Let’s have a toast for the assholes
Let’s have a toast for the scumbags
Every one of them that I know
Let’s have a toast for the jerkoffs
That’ll never take work off
user, I got a plan
Run away fast as you can
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Bender thread BTFO
t.evil and he doesn't realise it
Lofi Hip Hop Radio 24/7 Chill Gaming / Study Beats
Ill be in the pub in 5 mins mate
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how much of a gormless runt do you have to be to actually watch a film
>Quiet night in is it?
hehe yes...
*boots up Football Manager*
thoughts on fat kanye?
Neither side can win or lose because they depend on each other to exist
Abrahamic religions are just another variation of the game. Basic bitches.
just bulking, dont be a hater
Can I play?
Father Stretch My Pants
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BTFO fucking bender
I have almost the exact same body. You will too if you get to 35, don't regularly exercise, and still eat like you did in your 20s.
saw that on reddit
thoughts on fat willies?
Kill Bill Volume 2 is on netflix, so I'll just watch it on that instead of Dave
Love arse
hes just putting on some weight to win his fight against jay z
Quite
Unless it's lord of the rings or harry potter
revelations itself is a sketchy book and should be considered with a grain of salt desu
"Fuck gods teachings, let's charge people money to get to heaven"
-- Every Catholic ever
Saw him in 2013. Was right behind him as he got out of his car. He was short and portly. The back of his neck looked like a dog's scruff, so many layers and rolls
dont like arses that are too big
like mine
dont care for others
do you fancy adore sue
>implying you've ever read Soren
k what about this nigga he's a christian philosopher
Weber was more of a sociologist/historian.
no
The Pope is infallible, if he says it then it must logically be what God wants
Probably the loneliest I ever been though it's mostly my fault x
Kim and Trump should meet in Switzerland and take acid together
wish she'd get them out
>WE ARE THE TRUE FOLLOWERS OF GOD'S WORD
>*gets a divorce*
not a christian but in my experience the nicest and most down to earth people I have ever met were christians. my family were poor growing up, never went on a holiday but my friend's christian family took me on holiday to france. they would also buy me loads of nice christmas presents, when I got little.
christians will always hold a special place in my heart and it pains me to see people that bash christians, chances are they've never met any genuine christians in their lives
I think that would cause more problems than it solved.
London is the hottest place for acid right now
glad you read my post and reflected
joined a new club so i actually do need to hire an assistant manager
Was I in the wrong?
>get back from work
>sister watching Strictly Come Dancing
>it's not in HD
>pick up the remote next to her
>switch it to HD
>while channel is changing she flips out "what are you doing!"
>she takes the remote and changes it back to SD
>I feel she did it out of spite, why would you not want to watch in HD?
>I pull out the aerial from the TV box
>she runs upstairs
The Pope is only a man. God's word is the only infallible thing