/brit/

Scran ed.

munchie boxes are a decent idea done horribly

hehehehe

saw the game but decided to keep playing like a good sport

Why would you willingly give money to pakis?

what are you lads drinking tonight?

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you look for a soul but find only beady eyes in it's place

literally never been with a guy who's had a large flaccid penis
they all get really self conscious about their small flaccid willies too, even though that's perfectly normal

it's why I don't like porn, it makes male brains go weird

excellent post

back in the 90's I was in a very famous tv show

how much would you want me to pay you to shag moni?

Took a massive fucking shit lads.

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thank you

I don't take drugs because I don't need to imbibe wicked poisons to feel happy

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>420 friendly

would do it for free

I'd do it for £500

hats incoming

theres an american guy called Chase in south london who has a large softie

any cricket man in
reckon i can bowl the best fastball in this thread

haitiANO

Leave the telly on so it feels less lonely,

190 is literally beyond reproach

you idiots will never affect him like you think you do

>I don't take drugs because I don't need to imbibe wicked poisons to feel happy

>hats incoming

got a sore throat so it hurts to smoke :/

>Want a dog
>don't want my house to fucking REEK

the endless struggle

cute girl with the cute ears just filed a restraining order against me

ever since i got a Sup Forums pass, instead of being slapped with a 3-day ban for nsfw content i just get a warning

hmmm

the gf

yanks are all obnoxious twats, nobody wants to shag them

isn't his dick shrunken and not really functional?
don't really see how he could do sex

got a sore arse so it hurts when my bf bums me :/

going through this archive and absolutely HOWLING

doin a poo on a train

I dunno why but I like the smell of my dog. I always rub my face on it's ears and whiff them, I have no idea why I do this but I swear my dog smells good

sounds like half of the psycho 'personalities' that post in here

you would shag him up the arse

don't let your dog in the house while it's wet, keep your dog clean. problem solved.

Pepsi Max©

wish i still had sex with my bf

learn to clean and vacuum regularly you dirty cunt

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i hate women

fat spic

you get used to it
also this love my dog's smell

>Hurricane Irma will flatten hemingways house!

why?

with a strap on?
that'd just be weird and wouldn't feel right

hes a really pathetic twat. funniest bit is how he does not realise it one fucking bit

*her

aww

haven't had a wank in one whole day

I work in a chipper and usually spit on pakis, blacks and asians foods.
Working class peoples too

bender

you're really out there mate

what a balancing act

dont fall now

opiate nap

one million pounds

i am not fat

amtrak toilet doors don't lock properly

push it to me baby

Notice the timestamps on this one. As soon as midnight passes, he becomes his true self. He's like a Gremlin lmao

yeah bc that's how much the fat fuck weighs innit lmao

>I work in a chipper and usually spit on pakis, blacks and asians foods.
>Working class peoples too

until you post a full body and face photo with makeup I will refer to you as a male

You're working class, paki

just got back from sociology class. feeling like pic related

sigh

he is here

just rubbed poo in my eye

can't believe he has this many people sucked into the ruse

absolute legend

ching chong

post toot haha

ever been to a gloryhole?

it's saturday

You spit in your own food?

back from holiday lads

anime

the so-called swede

Every single time lmao

what does a woman have to offer a man besides sex?

Gucci Mane has an IQ way above the level of genius.For entertainment, he watches the films of Fassbinder, Herzog, Truffaut, Godard, Bertolucci, Mallick amongst other even more obscure artists. Long known as an avid reader of philosophy he has mentioned Baudrillard, Dubord, Hegel and Sartre among his inspirations. He understands the hypocrisy of contemporary morality and street culture and has exploited it to become a millionaire.

*beats you up for having blonde hair*

So I'm 93rd in line to the Throne

AMA

companionship that you cant find with a man (except gay people)

Bi Gang

I filter every trip that posts in here

oh yeh hes so cool spending all that time over the years cultivating his shit-tier personality.

companionship
someone to hold

you're vile disgusting people who are hating on someone for no reason at all. you don't act like this in real life so why do it here? keyboard warriors

Hugs

Can you find the one about >shagged her for a good 2 hours
>took 10 minutes to get it up

what did you do that for you bleedin numpty

honestly mate you were a great trip we need you back now more than ever the absolute state of trips atm is dire

Not really that much, lol. For those who need companionship and affection sure, but those who are fine and dependent financially and emotionally on their own then not much.

>you're vile disgusting people who are hating on someone for no reason at all. you don't act like this in real life so why do it here? keyboard warriors

>nice accent
does he think people haven't heard his voice in the vocaroos he posted? lol

Hu Fang

Cheers