ITT: The title of the last film you watched describes your sex life

ITT: The title of the last film you watched describes your sex life.

12 Angry Men

Oh lawd

>the lego batman movie

Star Trek Beyond

Spartacus

There Will Be Blood

>The End of Evangelion
Though anime, so probably doesn't count.
In which case, It Follows

Femme Fatale

Dude, what the fuck

Conan the Destroyer


this is accurate

Through a glass darkly

Gun Crazy

>The Departed

Once upon a time in the west

Why does she look so haggard and beat in Taboo? Did she age very rapidly?

>Get Out

>Silence

Pretty accurate.

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Dr Strange

>Hard Eight

You're goddamn right.

Fuggg

>so which one of you is batman, and which one is the joker?

Dr. Strange

>The Cuckold

feelsbadman

>No Country for Old Men

>Mission Impossible

;_;

The Thing

the way of the gun

pew pew motherfucker

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows

100% medically accurate.

>Highlanders 2: The quickening

Somehow accurate

>Elite Squad

>Silence.
I guess that makes sense.

Arrival

Nocturnal Animals

she hit 30

Moonlight :D

poor little white guy

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No Escape

A Time to Kill

>Rogue One

Surprisingly accurate.

Deliverance

THE FORCE AWAKENS
it doesn't

>Toni Erdmann

I don't get it

Lion

The Wind Will Carry Us?

Cloud Atlas?

fuck. i'm a cuck now

>Sausage Party

Oh fuck

I like JAV, so I might be okay.

Heavy Metal

Not sure if good or bad thing

>John Wick: Chapter 2
Hmm

Predator.

>Shallow Grave

I don't know how to feel about it

>Tanna

I don't know what to feel.

Big trouble in little Chinatown

fantastic beasts and where to fidn them

The Lego Batman Movie.

What?

Like it.

Predator

>Get out

Nightcrawler

Rules Don't Apply

Goodfellas

>Underworld: Rise of the Lycans

I guess there's some sexual innuendo if I made a stretch for a joke.

Problem Child 2

Childhood is idolizing Batman, adulthood is realizing you are the Joker all along

>Rise of the Planet of the Apes

So I'm in for some rampant monkey sex?

Some titles make it hilarious here.

>mulholland drive

Help me what his means.

Will I have Hollywood orgies now?

>Moonlight

I do like it when the only light in the room comes from the moon tho.

Leprechaun

A City of Sadness

it fits

>leon

wtf?

>Prisoners

The Human Condition

Whatever Works

>fantastic beasts

This'll be gud.

Hacksaw Ridge

Flubber

>Less than Zero

fucking Elvis Costello

How did you like it?

>Wiener-Dog

A wiener is actually exactly what it's missing.

>Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me

My Life as a Zucchini

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>Black Dynamite
Plz no

The Finest Hours

>Southbound

That means I am going to hook up with a southern girl?

The Dark Knight Rises

No Country for Old Men

Dog Soldiers

Manchester By the Sea

Shoot 'Em Up

Timecop

what did he mean by this?

Dirty Harry

FUCK.

Rise of thadland

>Manchester by the Sea
Uh what does that mean

same

kek. same here

>realize I havent seen a movie since Fences came out

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