ITT: The title of the last film you watched describes your sex life.
ITT: The title of the last film you watched describes your sex life
12 Angry Men
Oh lawd
>the lego batman movie
Star Trek Beyond
Spartacus
There Will Be Blood
>The End of Evangelion
Though anime, so probably doesn't count.
In which case, It Follows
Femme Fatale
Dude, what the fuck
Conan the Destroyer
this is accurate
Through a glass darkly
Gun Crazy
>The Departed
Once upon a time in the west
Why does she look so haggard and beat in Taboo? Did she age very rapidly?
>Get Out
>Silence
Pretty accurate.
...
Dr Strange
>Hard Eight
You're goddamn right.
Fuggg
>so which one of you is batman, and which one is the joker?
Dr. Strange
>The Cuckold
feelsbadman
>No Country for Old Men
>Mission Impossible
;_;
The Thing
the way of the gun
pew pew motherfucker
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
100% medically accurate.
>Highlanders 2: The quickening
Somehow accurate
>Elite Squad
>Silence.
I guess that makes sense.
Arrival
Nocturnal Animals
she hit 30
Moonlight :D
poor little white guy
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No Escape
A Time to Kill
>Rogue One
Surprisingly accurate.
Deliverance
THE FORCE AWAKENS
it doesn't
>Toni Erdmann
I don't get it
Lion
The Wind Will Carry Us?
Cloud Atlas?
fuck. i'm a cuck now
>Sausage Party
Oh fuck
I like JAV, so I might be okay.
Heavy Metal
Not sure if good or bad thing
>John Wick: Chapter 2
Hmm
Predator.
>Shallow Grave
I don't know how to feel about it
>Tanna
I don't know what to feel.
Big trouble in little Chinatown
fantastic beasts and where to fidn them
The Lego Batman Movie.
What?
Like it.
Predator
>Get out
Nightcrawler
Rules Don't Apply
Goodfellas
>Underworld: Rise of the Lycans
I guess there's some sexual innuendo if I made a stretch for a joke.
Problem Child 2
Childhood is idolizing Batman, adulthood is realizing you are the Joker all along
>Rise of the Planet of the Apes
So I'm in for some rampant monkey sex?
Some titles make it hilarious here.
>mulholland drive
Help me what his means.
Will I have Hollywood orgies now?
>Moonlight
I do like it when the only light in the room comes from the moon tho.
Leprechaun
A City of Sadness
it fits
>leon
wtf?
>Prisoners
The Human Condition
Whatever Works
>fantastic beasts
This'll be gud.
Hacksaw Ridge
Flubber
>Less than Zero
fucking Elvis Costello
How did you like it?
>Wiener-Dog
A wiener is actually exactly what it's missing.
>Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
My Life as a Zucchini
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>Black Dynamite
Plz no
The Finest Hours
>Southbound
That means I am going to hook up with a southern girl?
The Dark Knight Rises
No Country for Old Men
Dog Soldiers
Manchester By the Sea
Shoot 'Em Up
Timecop
what did he mean by this?
Dirty Harry
FUCK.
Rise of thadland
>Manchester by the Sea
Uh what does that mean
same
kek. same here
>realize I havent seen a movie since Fences came out
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